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Just watched the latest lummox video on wings, and I just don’t understand why the dude sucks Phil’s ass so much, the way he talks he sounds like he actually thinks Phil makes good content, which is a big yikes even for a fellow lolcow


His trying hard to push the "I'm a nice guy, I turned a new leaf" then his wishing death on people from covid when his not streaming. Wings his keeping the mask some what on better then pig who is full panic fuck it mode atm.
 
Ol Philbert is trapped in a purgatory of his own creation. It deeply amuses me that his Monkey Paw luck means he never has to find a job, but also that he is stuck begging for change from literal mouth breathers until the day he dies. Which, will probably be on stream. His last words will be about tip or some shit.
 
I know some people think SnowKarl is funny, and maybe he is sometimes... but does he have anything else going on in his life? Every time I open a Phil stream I see this fucking guy there.

Do some of these people just never have work, school, anything to do except watch streamers all the livelong day?
I'm pretty hypocritical when it comes to SnowKarl because I do think he (or rather the rants he easily provokes) is funny and has led to some pretty entertaining moments, but all his little contributions do really add up. And, like you said, he does seem to be there a lot.

My tinfoil hat theory is SnowKarl is a loyal DSP fan in the making. He's absolutely taking the piss out of Phil right now, but a lot of Phil's big paypigs started out as "ironic" watchers or whatever who claimed to just laugh at Phil sucking at a game and going on rants. But, then they started to interact with Phil, giving him little pokes and nudges to get more rants or whatever. And then, they started donating even outside of getting a reaction, just a few bucks here and there, surely it doesn't make a difference. And they are getting amusement out of Phil, so it makes sense. They might even start defending Phil, they don't want to lose their source of entertainment. Now people are in chat trying to get them banned, then all that time spent trolling would be for nothing, but, wait, if they were a mod, they wouldn't have to worry about that...

It might not go down exactly like that, and I admit SnowKarl has been doing the troll thing for a pretty long time, arguably longer than some of the old regulars who had trollish tendencies but ended up becoming paypigs. I think part of the reason people warn against troll tipping, outside of it still supporting Phil, is the fact that it can become a slippery slope and cause you to become more invested in Phil. I hope I end up being wrong about SnowKarl, and at the very least, I don't think he'll become a fan anytime soon, certainly not while OIC is around.
 
RIP to the mod discord leak. Dsp just reiterated that he never really used discord, he's only used it to talk to his partnership partner
Still an improvement over when he used to pretend that he didn't know what Discord was and that he wouldn't know how to use it
Kind of like another communication app
 
I mean, he’s still progressed farther in the game at a faster rate than a good chunk of people who have played it, I didn’t make it to hades until my 15th run and got my first escape next time at 16, and that’s pretty damn good. From what I’ve seen I think most people don’t escape until like the 30s.

so the handholding and guides he’s probably looking up are definitely giving him a massive advantage, especially in a fast paced game like this, where Phil’s boomer reflexes usually fail him the most.

I figured it wouldn’t take him long to cheese his way through a bulk of the game, but I didn’t expect it to go this fast for him considering the general incompetence he’s shown in so many other games
I'd be willing to bet all the posts here about how people were looking forward to the game pushing his shit in pushed him to read up in preparation. He doesn't want another Divinity 2 on his hands.
 
Ahh so I've come back to see my post is gone...Well like I said, DSP is a poorly programed robot designed to siphon money from stupid people. There's absolutely no way he is human, it's just not possible.
 
Why is he playing this shitty game? It looks like that godawful Elo Hell, and he's acting like it's a great game (which he did to Elo Hell, so no surprise).
 
>receives a $50 superchat sticker
>asked if it'll go to the tips
>makes up this stupid bullshit analogy about putting a banana in a pile of oranges

"It's not a tip so it doesn’t go to the tips!"

Tell me again why his denthead fans go along with this?
 
I think just about anyone here could do pretty well at a game if they had no job to go to, no children to care for, an excess of liquid funds, the ability to ignore environmental and personal hygiene and could get 8-10 hours of (admittedly inebriated) sleep every night, a live on-demand tip line (double entendre intended) and was able to devote any amount of their waking time to researching or practicing.
That's pretty much my life. If I made what Phil does, I'd have saved millions and be super comfy. Phil has the kind of life where you can work part-time doing whatever and you'll be fine. It really is astonishing how much money Phil burns on absolutely nothing.
 
Just watched the latest lummox video on wings, and I just don’t understand why the dude sucks Phil’s ass so much, the way he talks he sounds like he actually thinks Phil makes good content, which is a big yikes even for a fellow lolcow

wings only sucks dsp's dick cause wings knows dave has a massive audience of people who throw money at him to insult him, and the opposite is also true where dave has wheelchair symbols sending their entire disablity cheque. wings wants some of that

short answer: extra views for a new V6 mustang
 
Here's the LINE rant (tiny meme at the start for an intro then dry as hell for the rest, any gameplay between rants edited out) for anyone who missed it:

This man is so bad at arguing, but he keeps repeating his denial hoping to drill it into his smooth brained fans as truth even if his logic is a sloppy mess that's full of holes. Fun to watch, please keep debunking this Philip.
 
While chat laughing at DSP for being uncomfortable with sexy scenes.....

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Pastrycuck came in with $20, which raised the total to $38 with less than an hour to go...

Phil went on another begging rant blaming chat for low tips.....

"Without pastryarchy, this stream would be....."


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FUCK YOU PHIL
NO SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU



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