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Mature Adult said:
"The only time I ever used Discord was to chat with people back when I had a partnership with twitch. Outside of that, I've never used it for anything else.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dPyicZ9231Y:485
The Discord leaks were only 5 months ago. Already caught lying about Discord, but everybody is supposed to believe him about this. He still never answered how the line app was verified. When anyone asks, he just shrugs his shoulders and acts stupid.
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Phil: Stops the stream to talk about Discord Leaks.

Also Phil: “Sorry for the distraction, there was nothing I could do!”

Besides not talking about it , you mean?


The Line app was absolutely hilarious and Phil at his boomer best in acting like a total idiot. “Verify number? I guess? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! You know? *snort* I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean?! That doesn’t prove anything! *snort*”


Your average 6 year old Pajeet in India is familiar with the concept of ‘Enter mobile number, write code to confirm.’

Yet here Phil, a grown man and YouTube streamer pretends these concepts are all inscrutable mysteries to him, and anyone could have hoaxed it.

The superchats LITERALLY had to spell out how the entire process works, while Phil was rocking autistically back and forth, switching between nervous laughter, and playing dumb: “WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?” “Enter a code? WHAT CODE?!”
 
Lolidaki said:
I'm dumbfounded by how confident he is in his pignosis to think he can lie his way out of a fucking phone verification.
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I think it's another example of Phil being detached from reality and not realizing people are more than just NPCs in his life. He does the same thing when he lies about his mortgage payments or his utilities. He legitimately acts like these are rare payments only he has to make, so he thinks he can get away with blatant lies about how often/how much they cost, or acting like if he misses a single payment at 12:01 the next day everything gets shut off and he's evicted from his home.

He doesn't realize other people also have phones and sign up for apps. It isn't like the old internet days where all you needed to do is put in an email address to make an account. Even Phil's wheelchairs understand that. It's one of the many reasons his Line app lies are so bad. If he owned up to having it but insisted it was for some other game he played years ago, there'd really be no concrete way to disprove it. But, because Phil is an awful liar with no foresight, he tried to deny it outright despite it being incredibly easy to show that it's registered to his number.
 
Lolidaki said:
I'm dumbfounded by how confident he is in his pignosis to think he can lie his way out of a fucking phone verification.
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Well he can’t. Phil is a manipulative fuck, but he’s also a stupid fuck.

So he sticks to his usual tricks: Diversion (Like talking for several minutes about a landline that gets calls sometimes, lol!), pignorance (“Code?! You have to enter a code?!? WHAT CODE?! You see what I’m saying?! What does that even mean?!”)

And the tried and true pignosis technique of shrugging your shoulders, giving out a nervous laugh and insulting everyone who’s too dumb to give Phil money and believe everything he says.
 
I'm reading an article about a bug in Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, and there was this perfect summation of DSP's issue with roguelikes. Emphasis mine.

So beating Crawl requires some degree of self-reflection. After all, if you kill off a character with eight hours invested in them [...] those hours were completely wasted unless you manage to learn something from what happened. It naturally forces you to take responsibility and update your internal model, and it does so in a rigorous, no-nonsense way that’s hard to come by in everyday life. You can make all sorts of incorrect predictions in real life and simply forget about your misses and remember your hits. But if you predict that you can beat that ancient lich and you can’t, then you are Dead With No Do-overs, and It Sure Looks Like You Don’t Know What You’re Talking About With Ancient Liches, and Maybe You Should Work On That. [...] The reward you get for suffering short-term damage to your pride is a long-term improvement in outcomes that you know is directly tied to the lessons you learned.
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It's kind of unreal how on the nose this is. But it explains so simply why DSP hates roguelikes. He's incapable of self-reflection. He's incapable of learning. He's incapable of taking responsibility. He's incapable of allowing himself to suffer "short-term damage to his pride" in service of a "long-term improvement in outcomes".
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I think it's another example of Phil being detached from reality and not realizing people are more than just NPCs in his life. He does the same thing when he lies about his mortgage payments or his utilities. He legitimately acts like these are rare payments only he has to make, so he thinks he can get away with blatant lies about how often/how much they cost, or acting like if he misses a single payment at 12:01 the next day everything gets shut off and he's evicted from his home.
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What he also doesn't realize is that even if we take his bullshit about monthly weekly daily hourly minutely secondly bills as truth, he still ends up looking like a tard. In the last begathon when being called out on being too calm about not even hitting half the tips goal to save da house, he admitted that he feigned distress and that he'll only be on the hook for late fees. Then he said that on the other hand, his utilities will be shut off if he doesn't pay them. The only way that's true is if he's always behind several months on his utilities payments and every single one of his utilities providers sent him a notice that they'll shut his shit down if he doesn't pay up next month.

So he's either a liar feigning distress or a fucking idiot who can't pay his fucking water bill on time despite making 6 figures yearly.
 
Shirō Ishii said:
Adding to it, but that's how Swagginz threw a hissy fit in 2019 because Phil is a fucking idiot, didn't read Swagginz explanation right, then decided to shit on him nonstop during the Resident Evil 2 Remake (the part was the last boss and Swagginz had been spoon-feeding him where to go, where items are, etc. the entire time). Also Papavera with his autistic in-depth minecraft guides
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Papavera's Minecraft guides were amazing, like he couldn't have made them any easier to follow. They must have taken him quite a while to write. But, somehow, Phil managed to get confused and lost in them, and constantly had to ask him questions.
 
Rusty_Shackleford3 said:
Papavera's Minecraft guides were amazing, like he couldn't have made them any easier to follow. They must have taken him quite a while to write. But, somehow, Phil managed to get confused and lost in them, and constantly had to ask him questions.
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And Papavera cheered him the answers, ie: paid Phil the answers. If you give a sloth all answers and solutions, the sloth will expect you to continue and to wipe his ass for him additionally. And in King Phil's case, you can pay him for the inconvenience of bringing his need of an ass wipe to the King's attention in the first place. Then you can attempt to wipe the King's ass, if he's in the mood for it. And if not, cheer him some more.

Utterly pathetic. Papavera's need to teach Phil how to enjoy and play one of his favorite games is truly cucked.
 
Rusty_Shackleford3 said:
Papavera's Minecraft guides were amazing, like he couldn't have made them any easier to follow. They must have taken him quite a while to write. But, somehow, Phil managed to get confused and lost in them, and constantly had to ask him questions.
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It's Phil we're talking about. Even if it's damn clear what you need to do, he still stops like an idiot. Would be fun to see Phil play a point-and-click á la Lucasarts completely without any kind of support or help. Would be like watching a gorilla try to solve an advanced equation.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
What he also doesn't realize is that even if we take his bullshit about monthly weekly daily hourly minutely secondly bills as truth, he still ends up looking like a tard. In the last begathon when being called out on being too calm about not even hitting half the tips goal to save da house
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he also somehow completely missed an opportunity to explain that bills which are paid with his youtube cheque (according to him, 100% of this goes to shadow bills), are some of them going to go unpaid cause he's using $1,830 of it on his mortgage?

will there be no domino effect?

or is that something he's saving in his back pocket to reveal as a sympathy card to exploit his audience for more money after the money buff from the marathon has worn off

$200 tips goal will most likely be returning with some bastardisation of the new hat scam, and the failed marathon will be the scape goat for the return of the $200 goal

"I asked you guys for money and you didn't step up so I asked you for more money and you didn't step up, so the only thing left to do is ask for money cause you guys didn't step up"
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil, bending over backwards to say that you're not a lazy piece of shit for not getting a real job can't be good for your back.
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That does explain why he always complains about his back hurting...

Boegjavel said:
It's Phil we're talking about. Even if it's damn clear what you need to do, he still stops like an idiot. Would be fun to see Phil play a point-and-click á la Lucasarts completely without any kind of support or help. Would be like watching a gorilla try to solve an advanced equation.
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I would love to see this actually. Put them side by side, Phil playing a point and click game, it could be a modern one. Let's say a Wadjet Eye one versus a gorilla trying to solve an advanced algebraic equation. Unfortunately the one thing Phil does know how to do, and the gorilla doesn't, is how to use Google. So he would just scum his way through the game following a guide and then brag about how he beat a gorilla who didn't know how to use Google.
 
25 Invisible push-ups said:
I would love to see this actually. Put them side by side, Phil playing a point and click game, it could be a modern one. Let's say a Wadjet Eye one versus a gorilla trying to solve an advanced algebraic equation. Unfortunately the one thing Phil does know how to do, and the gorilla doesn't, is how to use Google. So he would just scum his way through the game following a guide and then brag about how he beat a gorilla who didn't know how to use Google.
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”Look guys it's a conspiracy! How could you believe I was stupider than a gorilla?! How can you guys be so stupid?” *snoort*
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
So he's either a liar feigning distress or a fucking idiot who can't pay his fucking water bill on time despite making 6 figures yearly.
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Personally, I’ve always found that the dumber a person is, the bigger the likelihood of them thinking everyone else is a moron.

It’s nice to see Phil prove this pretty much every stream when he needs to explain how “real adult life” or game mechanics work.

Btw: Anyone else get a fuzzy warm feeling every time Phil talks about “mature adults” and “thinking like a stupid kid”?

It’s his one benchmark of success: Being a real grown up, with a real grown up job and grown up responsibilities.

(probably something Ma’ or Pa’ Burnell constantly drilled into their little potato head: “Act mature Phillip!” “Act your age!”)

No Phil may be fucking stupid, but he’s not so dumb, that he doesn’t realize he’s a 40 year old clown, who instead of a real job, plays games every day to entertain people throwing pennies and quarters at him.

Phil knows, that by his own standards, he has utterly failed at being “a mature grown up”.

Which is probably why he get angrier, more bitter and pig roach like for every year that goes by.
 
Iron Hamster said:
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We can add 'flabbergasted' to the words he doesn't know the meaning of. He must think it means
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It's funny watching Mr. 12 year legacy trying to brag about things that really aren't that hard. 0 heat runs are child's play once you you have most of the permanent buffs the game lets you buy. Come back to me when your beating Hades at 20+ heat and then we'll talk Phil.
 
Colloid said:
It's funny watching Mr. 12 year legacy trying to brag about things that really aren't that hard. 0 heat runs are child's play once you you have most of the permanent buffs the game lets you buy. Come back to me when your beating Hades at 20+ heat and then we'll talk Phil.
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Haha, this is assuming the game won't be replaced by something else once he beats Hades once? Cause he "finished" the game guys.
 
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