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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Kuritan Deplorable said:
I like how they think that they can roll onto a 'white supremacist' compound, IE private property held by presumed rednecks, in full tactical gear, pile out of their truck, and not get lit up, cut down, and written off as self defense because "Yea this nondescript truck rolled onto our private property and folks with guns piled out, we assumed we were about to get cartel'd, we never invited them here".

The smoking gun that this is bullshit really is the fact that they're not all in the hospital right now, whether the wards or the morgue. I don't even buy that it could have been a benign hitchhiker event, name one hitchhiker who would be desperate enough to get into a car full of people rolling in full tactical with AR's out. Not to mention that would require them to regularly drive not only in full battle rattle, but full rifles out. We haven't seen them get that autistic yet, its always just been sidearms and edgelordism.
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Haven't you played Metal Gear Solid? Secret Agent Inverted Snake used Stealth and CQC to rescue the VIP.

Tranch is just the beginning. Soon we'll have the PMC "Trans Sans Frontieres." These soldiers, they cannot pass their Genes to the next generation, so they must pass the meme of Trannydom on.
 
break these cuffs said:
I do think people are being put off by them on some level whether they're consciously making the choice not to donate because they don't like guns, etc or they're being put off by these obvious men living out an obvious larp and the poor acting so they move on to a new sob story.
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You hit the nail on the head.

99% of the people that the tranch thinks should obviously donate to them - leftists, liberals, whatever - are going to look at someone like Penny and shudder. Internally, of course, because they're probably fairly polite. Oh, they know she's a real woman and struggles terribly and blah blah fucking blah, but once you get past the veneer of expected Validation of their Womanhood... they're men. Everyone can see that they're men. They're large, broad-framed, hairy, sweaty, likely smelly men that move, speak, and behave like men, no matter how loudly they claim to be women.

If the ranch denizens looked like Hunter Schafer or MJ Rodriguez, this would be an entirely different story. But they don't, and whether or not Good Liberals want to admit it, AGPs that are extremely clearly play-acting at womanhood are viscerally repulsive. They could be guilted into donating once, but it's not going to happen again. The guns, animal abuse, and general degeneracy is all a side note, and that might be the excuse they gave if they were ever pressed, but when it comes down to it, it's because they know these aren't real transwomen (if such a thing even exists), and they resent that their cooperation is demanded to the extent that they're expected to give their own money to these freaks.
 
Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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Hmmm, out in the middle of fuck off no-where you say? Tell me then sir, does that mean you brought those rifles across state lines? Just as well this shit never happened otherwise you might have some explaining to do.
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maybe we'll get a war between the tranch and some eco-fascists over them turning their land into a fucking desert by overgrazing it.
 
iSaidShhh said:
You hit the nail on the head.

99% of the people that the tranch thinks should obviously donate to them - leftists, liberals, whatever - are going to look at someone like Penny and shudder. Internally, of course, because they're probably fairly polite. Oh, they know she's a real woman and struggles terribly and blah blah fucking blah, but once you get past the veneer of expected Validation of their Womanhood... they're men. Everyone can see that they're men. They're large, broad-framed, hairy, sweaty, likely smelly men that move, speak, and behave like men, no matter how loudly they claim to be women.

If the ranch denizens looked like Hunter Schafer or MJ Rodriguez, this would be an entirely different story. But they don't, and whether or not Good Liberals want to admit it, AGPs that are extremely clearly play-acting at womanhood are viscerally repulsive. They could be guilted into donating once, but it's not going to happen again. The guns, animal abuse, and general degeneracy is all a side note, and that might be the excuse they gave if they were ever pressed, but when it comes down to it, it's because they know these aren't real transwomen (if such a thing even exists), and they resent that their cooperation is demanded to the extent that they're expected to give their own money to these freaks.
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Ironically, the fact that they are just a bunch of men with no desirable females among them to cause friction means that they probably will manage to get along with their limited resources for longer than most people would expect despite how disgusting they may be.
If it was a lesbian ranch it would have collapsed long ago.
 
LooneyTroons said:
Hmmm, out in the middle of fuck off no-where you say? Tell me then sir, does that mean you brought those rifles across state lines? Just as well this shit never happened otherwise you might have some explaining to do.
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Bringing guns across state lines only matters if you aren't following federal guidelines for transporting firearms (FOPA), you're going to or through a cuck state, or you're moving Title II firearms depending on the state and whether or not you've gotten your permission slip from the ATF if necessary.
 
Daddy O'Shaughnessy said:
Please god, let them eventually kill somebody. I want to see this shit escalate. FULL FLEDGED TROON WARFARE 2021!
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These idiots are going to kill themselves. The only question will be 41% or misadventure via rampant stupidity? Right now I'm thinking they'll all die from some exotic livestock disease like Sheep Herpes.
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
a growing sense of independence and self-reliance
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Oh, I assure you, they're not self-reliant.
Telemeter said:
Ironically, the fact that they are just a bunch of men with no desirable females among them to cause friction means that they probably will manage to get along with their limited resources for longer than most people would expect despite how disgusting they may be.
If it was a lesbian ranch it would have collapsed long ago.
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They're all dating each other.
Penny is Kevin's Mxtress, Kevin flies in clown prostitutes for booty calls, Bonnie and one other one have their husbands moved in with them, at least some have formed a polycule. There's plenty of friction and resource squandering.
Edited to add: OWL Farm was founded as a lesbian farm in 1976 and is still active today, so there's at least one lesbian farm that's been active longer than any of the Tranchers have been alive.
 
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Ballsack Pussylips said:
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch was discovered by Ravelry:

ravelry.com/discuss/lazy-stupid-and-godless/4140760/1-25



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Said admin is not allowed to do customer-service anymore, because of a previous chimp-out, btw:

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I know I’m several pages late by now, but of course one of these AGP fuckers is a Ravelry admin.
I bet getting to both infiltrate a group of extremely liberal women and gain a position of power seemed almost too good to be true for him.
 
Law said:
Oh, I assure you, they're not self-reliant.

They're all dating each other.
Penny is Kevin's Mxtress, Kevin flies in clown prostitutes for booty calls, Bonnie and one other one have their husbands moved in with them, at least some have formed a polycule. There's plenty of friction and resource squandering.
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On top if the fact that Bonnie seems to fucking hate all of them in some capacity. Especially Kevin. I love when he makes passive-aggressive posts about laziness and people being terminally online.
 
Can someone please tell these freakshows that someone misgendered them inside Fort Hood so we can have a hilarious bloodbath already?
 
break these cuffs said:
Bringing guns across state lines only matters if you aren't following federal guidelines for transporting firearms (FOPA), you're going to or through a cuck state, or you're moving Title II firearms depending on the state and whether or not you've gotten your permission slip from the ATF if necessary.
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Also reminder that silencers are no longer illegal in CO.. But MGs are so lets hope the boys have drilled those third holes. And not just in their crotches.
 
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