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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
They now have a wikipedia page. It's as biased as you would think. It blatantly goes against all the rules on wikipedia, but considering they're troons, it'll probably stay up.

Also we have confirmation that the other Tranch is in Bellingham, Washington

Edit: It's been written by the world famous GorillaWarfare, the female wikipedia editor who is blatantly biased, so it's most certainly not going anywhere
This is fucking shameful. Wikipedia is an embarrassment when it comes to anything political
 
I am actually surprised at the disparity between the roaring success of the first GoFundMe and the tepid response to the second one.

This would make sense if they were a Kickstarter that failed to deliver (lots of developers used the bubble to cash in their reputation from the glory days), but GoFundMe does not even promise any returns to the benefactors, so why the sudden drop in interest and engagement?

It looks all the more strange considering their signal is getting boosted by the mainstream media now. The entire country has heard of ther plucky resilience and can-do attitude, so why is the money not coming to the brave and beautiful women? Is it because the media is hailing them as a roaring success story that doesn't need no cishet donations?
Hypothesis: The first time around, their GFM made it to the rich, coffee-loving, hipster, urban sjws, soyfiends and lefties who feel the need to do an activism. They knew very little about the Tranch, but the GFM landed in their inbox and the responded because muh evil white supremacists.

Now that their pasty white faces are plastered all over the media, the previous supporters see a lot of things they don't like: the Tranch is very white, these guys looks weird and make weird sexual comments on their social media, Penny and Bonnie sound like dudebro hicks and not like Contrapoints or the brave brown urban troons. The tranchers also have a shitton of huge guns, and guns are still considered the big bad by the urban sjws and lefties. Add to that some rumours on twitter that they are not doing right by the animals (and these dudes aren't even vegan reeee), and a lot of the people who donated the first time around have no reason at all to donate this time.

I might be completely wrong though.
 
Hypothesis: The first time around, their GFM made it to the rich, coffee-loving, hipster, urban sjws, soyfiends and lefties who feel the need to do an activism. They knew very little about the Tranch, but the GFM landed in their inbox and the responded because muh evil white supremacists.

Now that their pasty white faces are plastered all over the media, the previous supporters see a lot of things they don't like: the Tranch is very white, these guys looks weird and make weird sexual comments on their social media, Penny and Bonnie sound like dudebro hicks and not like Contrapoints or the brave brown urban troons. The tranchers also have a shitton of huge guns, and guns are still considered the big bad by the urban sjws and lefties. Add to that some rumours on twitter that they are not doing right by the animals (and these dudes aren't even vegan reeee), and a lot of the people who donated the first time around have no reason at all to donate this time.

I might be completely wrong though.
Leftism always has double standards, considering the minds of paypigs of leftist content creators, I unironically believe they simply forgot about the tranch rather than being turned off by it, specially considering how the soyfiends are more than used to defend far worse things.
 
Leftism always has double standards, considering the minds of paypigs of leftist content creators, I unironically believe they simply forgot about the tranch rather than being turned off by it, specially considering how the soyfiends are more than used to defend far worse things.
It's true that there will always be a new cause to ride to the rescue of with their checkbook, but I would have thought new marks would get brought in with the national attention. The Tranchers obviously did too or else they wouldn't have started up a new gofundme so soon. I do think people are being put off by them on some level whether they're consciously making the choice not to donate because they don't like guns, etc or they're being put off by these obvious men living out an obvious larp and the poor acting so they move on to a new sob story.

I am extremely surprised it's happening. I thought they'd be able to milk another couple healthy GFMs before people caught on. Even reasoning that it's because of how close together the scams are doesn't ring true to me. That would require the marks to click a couple links to find out that information. That's precious time they won't be on the right side of history because they're questioning transwymyn. Maybe not showing all the people they're supposedly helping plays a part. There are no success stories from all of the misunderstood and beautiful women who use it as a sanctuary. You see cute pictures of alpacas and the same 4-5 dudes. It looks like some weirdo compound and not a halfway home to teach trannies how to be farm hands and get them on their feet or whatever.

There is also an increased awareness of how online funding campaigns can be complete scams. It might be that the pool of people willing to donate to causes without a strong history or trustworthy partner is getting smaller and smaller. A similar thing happened years ago with charities that spend lavishly on marketing and administration while comparatively little on the actual cause. People got wise, there was pushback, and the overarching message I've seen since then is to support the charities who operate in your community. Not only do you see the benefits helping your neighbors, but you can better keep an eye on their activities.
 
If they can't grift from the general public their only choice is signing up for a reality show deal and that's when it's gonna go up in flames.
 
The Chad Tranchers: "We're willing to murder one of you honkies to make a few more bucks on go fund me"

vs

The virgin Custer County resident: "B-b-buht we're so friendly and open, w-w-w-why are they saying this stuff... They only been here a year!!!"
 
I would have thought new marks would get brought in with the national attention. The Tranchers obviously did too or else they wouldn't have started up a new gofundme so soon.

Alternatively, why do they need money? They claim to be independent. All the interviews leave you with the idea that they are successful, profitable and therefore self-funding. Being attacked by "The Fash" might be a cost they hadn't budgeted for that suckers were happy to donate to. They've done that, so what's left? "Help us save the starving alpacas!" begs the obvious question of who's not feeding them. "Help us save starving troons!" Ditto. "Help us rescue troons from the pedo-hunters!" looks even worse. They might grift the odd couple of hundred dollars from time to time, but they're largely on their own now. The only thing between them and slowly running out of money is how many bunk beds they can rent out at $1000 a month.
 
Mark my words: within next year these guys will do something stupid and we'll witness something of truly astonishing proportions. A bunch of mentally ill trannies with guns surrounded by residents who will soon have enough of it just spells incoming disaster.
 
If they were really women they would know how to properly apply makeup and could have gotten some other troon to pretend to be their rescuee and used some makeup to fake a black eye and some other bruises.
You might have noticed troons aren't very good at makeup. They'd have just made him look like a clown.
I might be completely wrong though.
Never attribute to an SJW actually figuring out they're getting grifted what is adequately explained by SJWs having an attention span like minnows.
 
Alternatively, why do they need money? They claim to be independent. All the interviews leave you with the idea that they are successful, profitable and therefore self-funding. Being attacked by "The Fash" might be a cost they hadn't budgeted for that suckers were happy to donate to. They've done that, so what's left? "Help us save the starving alpacas!" begs the obvious question of who's not feeding them. "Help us save starving troons!" Ditto. "Help us rescue troons from the pedo-hunters!" looks even worse. They might grift the odd couple of hundred dollars from time to time, but they're largely on their own now. The only thing between them and slowly running out of money is how many bunk beds they can rent out at $1000 a month.
Great catch. I meant to touch on this and rambled elsewhere. The Tranch is so caught up in showing how much CHUD ass they kick that they don't appear needy. Their social media does not give off the vibes of an organization serving so many people that they need assistance. Posts about doing jobs, getting volunteers and exposure, selling merch, and being a successful ranch for alpacas, which are not a scam because these are smart and tough ladies, give off the vibe that they're not hurting for support. Their larp is hurting them.

They need some sort of money pit and they need to post troon testimonials talking about how the Tranch saved them to social media and highlighted in the scampaigns. I've been wondering why they don't push the earthship.

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Blah blah blah. The lack of sob stories from all the people they're helping is a huge red flag to me. It isn't difficult to frame these shekel grubbing campaigns and massage the truth. I think tugging at hearstrings plus a nebulous project to ostensibly sink donations into would help them.
 
It's true that there will always be a new cause to ride to the rescue of with their checkbook, but I would have thought new marks would get brought in with the national attention.
The Al-Jazeera and other big media puff pieces are reaching a different demographic: normies and the normie-adjacent. Most normies don't know about trans stuff, or they're way less on board than the troons and their handmaidens think. This is why every "heartwarming" video of some hulking trans ogre cheating at women's sports gets downvoted if it gets big enough. This is also why the woman's section at Wi Spa ran away screaming instead of embracing their dick-sister with open arms. The grifter's sweet spot is smaller media that doesn't attract as much mainstream attention, because it targets wierdoes, superfans and true believers that actually donate. This is why getting kicked off of mainstream platforms doesn't hurt lolcows like Alex Jones or Nick Fuentes.
I think the Tranch has also legitimately burned some of their marks - I'm sure there are people out there thinking, "you got 100k, you reached your goal, what happened?"
 
Is there an update on the Alpaca death count? There's only so long they can keep them in cramped spaces with dwindling financials which leads to less feed purchases. Y'all gotta help those transystas though!!
 
Is there an update on the Alpaca death count? There's only so long they can keep them in cramped spaces with dwindling financials which leads to less feed purchases. Y'all gotta help those transystas though!!
No. There are farmers trying to piece firm numbers together. The Tranch updates births and they occasionally reference herd size. All of the narrators talking about this, be it the media or Tranchers, are unreliable and are generally vague. I believe this is the latest post on it and there has been a birth or two since them.
Okay let me redig on this. I have NOT watched all the videos or listened to all the podcasts yet to autistically place together every word. But the 9 News media does say 180 alpaca. The most damning evidence would be the ranchers own words for exact numbers.


Bonnie's own worlds 06/24/2021
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To be fair. This says day 2 they didn't quote day 1 also babies cant be shorn.

Im a mobilefag so I cant search keywords on twatter so lemme just look at the articles. I ordered them latest to most recent

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"88 alpaca "Heavy Feather Review May/27/2020

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"Nearly 100" Vice News so.... 06/25/2020

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"100" Buzzfeed 8/05/2020

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"Nearly 200"Denver Post January 2021

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"100" Planet Transgender 03/02/2021 (to be fair i think the news just fucked up here)

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"About 180" High County News From 04/18/2021

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"More than 150" NPR From 06/01/2021

The number clearly took a dive from the 180 range to 150-130ish with now 11 baby cria. Sheep count is the same + some babies (these are going to be sold, we did lose one baby to Tranchero retardation removing it from its mom). Duck population also seems stable-ish. Haven't seen many chicken since they were in the coop with the Alpaca lol. We know they gave up one dog as well.

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Articles​

Denver Post -
How an anarchist commune for queer people grew a haven in conservative rural Colorado
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High Country News -
Meet the gun-toting ‘Tenacious Unicorns’ in rural Colorado
Read here
NPR -
A Would-Be Trans And Queer Haven In Rural Colorado Just Wants To Be Left Alone
Read here
Vice -
The Alpaca Ranch That’s Creating a Rural Utopia for Trans People
Read here
Buzzfeed -
Queer Folks Are Fleeing US Cities to Create Their Own Refuge
Read here
Heavy Feather Review -
“The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch”: Wednesday Work Day Interview
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PinkNews -
Meet the trans folk who built the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a community of armed, anti-fascist alpaca farmers
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Planet Transgender -
Alpacas, Unicorns and 9MM Glocks Home on the range
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Yahoo News -
Meet the trans folk who built the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a community of armed, anti-fascist alpaca farmers
Read here

Sangre De Cristo Sentinel (The Shitmill) -
Here is a collection of the local rightwing extremist publications on the ranch
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Podcasts​

Worst Year Ever -
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Socialist Rifle Association -
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Unafraid -
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I suspect the paramilitary LARP has scared off a lot of the first people to respond.
I think it might have been okay if there was an actual threat. They weren't able to produce any strange noises or shadows moving in the night, let alone Ford Raptors full of MAGAlitia.
 
Is there an update on the Alpaca death count? There's only so long they can keep them in cramped spaces with dwindling financials which leads to less feed purchases. Y'all gotta help those transystas though!!
They stopped saying exactly how many they have. But last year they said they had over 200 (after they inherited the herd from a different ranch). But in one of the new videos they said they had like 90.
 
They stopped saying exactly how many they have. But last year they said they had over 200 (after they inherited the herd from a different ranch). But in one of the new videos they said they had like 90.
Can you reference the video? As recently as the shearing they tweeted 127 and that would have been minus a dozen or so cria.
 
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