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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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A gaggle of troons returned from a Call of Duty convention, took a single pic of their group after they were kicked out, and told everyone that they literally conducted a pretend rescue mission to save a fellow tranny from pro-Trump enemies. lmao These people live in a fucking fantasy world.
 
The destructive capability of troons is crazy retarded. Their bodies and minds, the businesses and fields they occupy, the long term and catastrophic damage to the environment and even the locations they're parasitizing by slandering its name and people. They take everything and give nothing. Amazing.
 
Beautiful Border said:
I know this point has probably been made repeatedly, but absolutely nothing about any of these people is in any way womanly or feminine. Actual women for the most part aren't interested in guns or trucks, and they wouldn't pull stunts like this that are clearly the product of a sense of masculine bravado. Why exactly would you pretend to be a woman and then not act like one in any recognisable way? What's the point?
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I'm pretty sure their "logic" goes like this: we are women and we like guns and trucks, therefore women like guns and trucks. It's like Sophie Labelle's argument about how having a "girl's penis" is a thing.
 
Mask_de_SMITH said:
A gaggle of troons returned from a Call of Duty convention, took a single pic of their group after they were kicked out, and told everyone that they literally conducted a pretend rescue mission to save a fellow tranny from pro-Trump enemies. lmao These people live in a fucking fantasy world.
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Please donate.
 
Law said:
Also imagine being rescued then making yourself at home in Jarrod's pallet-wood death-trap shanty shower. I would beg to go back.
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That's honestly the only bit of this performance that is even slightly believable. Pull someone out of a real shitty sitution and 9 times out of 10 they'll camp in the shower for hours, trying to get clean.

The rest of the Great Tranny Rescue is too ridiculous for words though.
 
ExsanguinateHorizon said:
The destructive capability of troons is crazy retarded. Their bodies and minds, the businesses and fields they occupy, the long term and catastrophic damage to the environment and even the locations they're parasitizing by slandering its name and people. They take everything and give nothing. Amazing.
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It's almost like people who are mentally ill will behave in ways that are destructive to both themselves and those around them.
 
Been following this thread since it was a part of Gibes thread. Is it just me or are these guys becoming more... “manly”?

It seems like since living the ranch life they have slowly tapped back into their masculinity and through physical labor and a growing sense of independence and self-reliance they are rediscovering, unconsciously perhaps, their power as men.

It feels like by finding purpose in their lives through the tranch life, no matter how misguided in their attempt, they’ve tapped back into their true nature as men whether they understand it or not.

Because that picture of them in the car all decked out in gear with guns could not be more masculine. There is nothing feminine about it whatsoever.

Too bad they are so blind to themselves and entrenched in their mental illness they will never make the connection.

edit-this comment does not include Kevin btw. He is a lost cause.
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
Been following this thread since it was a part of Gibes thread. Is it just me or are these guys becoming more... “manly”?

It seems like since living the ranch life they have slowly tapped back into their masculinity and through physical labor and a growing sense of independence and self-reliance they are rediscovering, unconsciously perhaps, their power as men.

It feels like by finding purpose in their lives through the tranch life, no matter how misguided in their attempt, they’ve tapped back into their true nature as men whether they understand it or not.

Because that picture of them in the car all decked out in gear with guns could not be more masculine. There is nothing feminine about it whatsoever.

Too bad they are so blind to themselves and entrenched in their mental illness they will never make the connection.
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Their LARP is running thin. Being feminine in the traditional sense is almost entirely divorced from the realities of running and maintaining a ranch. All of the superficial signifiers of their “womanhood” falls to to wayside and the symbolic “Bandaids” they used to make themselves look more like ladies (haaaaaa) cannot be used anymore.
TL;DR They are all bug dumb Bubbas and now there’s nothing to hide behind anymore.
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
Been following this thread since it was a part of Gibes thread. Is it just me or are these guys becoming more... “manly”?

It seems like since living the ranch life they have slowly tapped back into their masculinity and through physical labor and a growing sense of independence and self-reliance they are rediscovering, unconsciously perhaps, their power as men.

It feels like by finding purpose in their lives through the tranch life, no matter how misguided in their attempt, they’ve tapped back into their true nature as men whether they understand it or not.

Because that picture of them in the car all decked out in gear with guns could not be more masculine. There is nothing feminine about it whatsoever.

Too bad they are so blind to themselves and entrenched in their mental illness they will never make the connection.
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Horseshoe Theory can also apply to the Troon Spectrum it seems, ranging from men who grow their hair out or wear programmer socks, to full on tittyskittles and SRS, and back to the Tranchers. Incredible.
 
Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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Let me guess, they found a new member of the Tranch who got kicked out for being a leech to someones household and was couch hopping, and grabbed them up for more cred while making up some "heroic" story about it.

100% bet you they showed up to a normal house to grab this "brave" person, decked out and super eager to kill anyone
 
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Maybe I'm late with this, but just a reminder of how to get profiled as a "white supremacist" outfit.

1) Be a bunch of white people,
2) in a compound,
3) with guns ...

Shall I go on?

At least officially, having voted for Trump is not part of the profile. 8)
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
Been following this thread since it was a part of Gibes thread. Is it just me or are these guys becoming more... “manly”?

It seems like since living the ranch life they have slowly tapped back into their masculinity and through physical labor and a growing sense of independence and self-reliance they are rediscovering, unconsciously perhaps, their power as men.

It feels like by finding purpose in their lives through the tranch life, no matter how misguided in their attempt, they’ve tapped back into their true nature as men whether they understand it or not.

Because that picture of them in the car all decked out in gear with guns could not be more masculine. There is nothing feminine about it whatsoever.

Too bad they are so blind to themselves and entrenched in their mental illness they will never make the connection.

edit-this comment does not include Kevin btw. He is a lost cause.
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100% proof that transexuality as a concept is non-existent within biology. If these guys seriously want to be REAL WOMEN, then they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich instead of running around with guns and riding alpacas.
 
Jagraveen said:
100% proof that transexuality as a concept is non-existent within biology. If these guys seriously want to be REAL WOMEN, then they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich instead of running around with guns and riding alpacas.
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Have you seen the shit they "cooked" up? Have you seen the photos of their poor, poor stove? The one they melted a knob off?

You wouldn't be saying such things if you had I reckon.
 
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