The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[break these cuffs]

How long till they hit a terf-ied?

I have a feeling they're already familiar with anal bead style IEDs.

 

[Law]

Since the rescued trans sister was hanging out with white supremacists, maybe next season will have a biker meth saga?
I don't think the secured troon was Bryan, because I thought he had already moved into the Tranch, and why would he refer to himself in the third-person in his tweet? Bryan is certainly dumb and impulsive enough to get stranded with no food for 2 days, but I think he'd tweet about it the whole time. I think a new troon has entered the wasteland.
I also think it was a histrionic cat-fish situation because autogynephiles have awful decision-making skills and no impulse control. I hope the full story drops.

 

[AssignedEva]

Since the rescued trans sister was hanging out with white supremacists, maybe next season will have a biker meth saga?
I don't think the secured troon was Bryan, because I thought he had already moved into the Tranch, and why would he refer to himself in the third-person in his tweet? Bryan is certainly dumb and impulsive enough to get stranded with no food for 2 days, but I think he'd tweet about it the whole time. I think a new troon has entered the wasteland.
I also think it was a histrionic cat-fish situation because autogynephiles have awful decision-making skills and no impulse control. I hope the full story drops.

Oh god, is it the one that used to be in prison for child trafficking maybe?

 

[break these cuffs]

Oh god, is it the one that used to be in prison for child trafficking maybe?

He still had a year or two left on his sentence iirc.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

the Anarchist Enby Ace tried to be suavé by hablar some español

but used the male version of adjectives to describe this Warzone Trios team

btfx

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Yeah the dude has such a weak grasp on Spanish he can't even string a three word sentence without both accidentally calling himself a man (un vs una) and mispelling the demonym of his country in Spanish (Perúana vs correct peruana).

For reference, Perúana (with the tilde) is the linguistic equivalent of calling British people Unitedkingdómians or Americans UnitedStatesians.
But hey, if you wanna practice your Spanish I made this just for you, from one sudaca to another.

Nunca serás una mujer de verdad. No tienes útero, ni ovarios, ni huevos. Eres un homosexual corrompido por medicamentos y cirugías vuelto una cruda imitación de la obra perfecta de la naturaleza.

Toda la "validación" que recibes es hipócrita e insincera. A espaldas tuyas la gente se burla de tí. Tus padres están horripilados y avergonzados de tí, tus "amigos" se ríen de tu aspecto grotesco a puertas cerradas.

Los hombres se sienten repugnados por tí. Miles de años de evolución han permitido a los hombres detectar fraudes con increíble eficiencia. Incluso transexuales que se "disimulan" lucen raros e innaturales al ojo. Tu estructura ósea es una pista obvia. E incluso si logras convencer a un borracho a irse contigo a la casa, huirá el momento que huela tu herida pudrida e infectada.

Nunca serás feliz. Logras sacar una sonrisa falsa cada mañana y te dices que todo va a estar bien, pero dentro tuyo sientes la depresión montando como mala hierba, a punto de aplastarte bajo su inmenso peso.

Eventualmente va a ser demasiado para tí - comprarás una cuerda, la atarás en soga, te la pondrás en el cuello y te tirarás al precipicio del más allá. Tus padres te encontrarán, adoloridos pero aliviados de ya no tener que vivir con tanta verguenza y decepción. Te enterrarán con una lápida marcada con tu nombre de verdad, y cada transeúnte por el resto de los tiempos sabrá que un hombre está enterrado ahí. Tu cuerpo se pudrirá y volverá al polvo del que vino, y todo lo que quedará de tu legado es un esqueleto inconfundiblemente de hombre.

Ese es tu destino. Eso es lo que tú elegiste. Ya no hay vuelta atrás.

 

[Bogliacci]

Hola,

Du bist ein Mann, Bonnie

 

[Fetish Roulette]

ボニーが日本語を練習したいのなら、私は彼のためにこれを作りました。彼がそれを読むことをわざわざするならば、彼は彼の人生全体が彼が嫌で不毛の土地に住んでいるという事実を必死に対処することを中心に展開していることを学ぶでしょう。彼もとても醜いです。しかし、人々は彼を恐れすぎて彼にこれを言うことができません。もちろん、彼は本質的に自己改善ができないため、そしてこのテキストをGoogle翻訳にプラグインするには怠惰すぎるため、これを学び、自分のやり方を変えることは決してありません。

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

It's an old technique originating from the Gamergate years. The SJW team set up an amorphous blocklist that chained from big GG names to the nobodies that followed them so they could whine and bitch in peace. Friendly fire had been worked out or was otherwise determined an acceptable tradeoff pretty early on.

It's pretty gay.

Oh, definitely.

But there is a certain...elegance to setting up somebody to pretty much do the equivalent of calling an air strike in on their own position...by accident. It's a bit harder to get somebody to delete Twitter from their phone without them cluing in, and they'll still retain access through a browser. (Of course, you might be able to fix that if you can get them to run a script that does something amusing like tweet "Learn to code!" at bluechecks...)

Anyway. On the earlier discussion of alpaca yarn and the price point: The health of the animals directly impacts the value of the fiber. Hair/fur/wool is a very good indicator of a mammal's health, which is why one of the checks you do when caring for a pet mammal is pretty much just eyeball its coat to see if it looks good. Healthy animals have nice pretty coats. If you cheap out on the care costs with animals you're raising for wool? You pay the price on the fleece's value down the line, because the fibers aren't going to be as long and strong as they would have been with a healthy animal, never mind a healthy, well-bred one when you're talking about ones bred for fiber.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Farmers, I bring you some updates from today.

Spoiler: A fuckton of tweets

They stopped slandering the neighbors for a moment. (A)

Spoiler: Pics

Honestly, I had to include that one. It’s a visual representation of how the tranch is going right now.

They put up some more fence. (A)

Spoiler: Pics

Penny actually posted some more flower pics from this endeavor. (A)

Spoiler: “Pics”

Made burgers for lunch (A)

Spoiler: Pics

They also hit 15k followers and posted baby alpacas to celebrate. (A)

Spoiler: Pics

Yeah, I’d be disappointed too if my owners managed to colossally fuck up every aspect of running a farm.

Spoiler: Pics

Bonus (A)

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Made burgers for lunch (A)

I counted 28 burgers and 26 smokies. There are what, ten residents at the Tranch? That's a lot of goddamn food. How many volunteers could they possibly have? I doubt more than five.

 

[retard strength]

Fence hoppers huh

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fence hoppers huh

Damn, Kevin left his room?

 

[TERF ISLAND]

That's mighty bigoted of Penny, what if the male alpaca just identified as a woman alpaca? Isn't Penny denying this brave souls existence by properly sexing him?

 

[The Dude]

The whole Trans Cock Down LARP thing is still making me chuckle. Why are these idiots so bad at lying? If they were really women they would know how to properly apply makeup and could have gotten some other troon to pretend to be their rescuee and used some makeup to fake a black eye and some other bruises. But, no. They're just dumb guys who are really bad at making up believable bullshit. Gonna be really funny if this all blows up in their face and kills their grift.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Farmers, I bring you some updates from today.

Spoiler: A fuckton of tweets

They stopped slandering the neighbors for a moment. (A)
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Spoiler: Pics

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Spoiler: Pics

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Penny actually posted some more flower pics from this endeavor. (A)
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Spoiler: “Pics”

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Made burgers for lunch (A)
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Spoiler: Pics

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Spoiler: Pics

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Yeah, I’d be disappointed too if my owners managed to colossally fuck up every aspect of running a farm.
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Spoiler: Pics

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Bonus (A)

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How long have they been working on that fence now? I'll admit, I've never put up fence myself, but they rented a fencepost auger, right? Those seem fairly simple, and from what I recall theirs came with a full fucking vehicle to move it and hold it in place which would have made it even easier. What's the perimeter of their property, 10 city blocks? A mile? With 10 people working at it?

 

[Jaimas]

I wonder if their fake bullshit is going to ramp up as they get more desperate. They always get more masculine and belligerent on social media when things aren't going well. It must be a pressure cooker environment in that place. I wonder if it goes kablooey before we even get an entertaining Waco.

I'm reminded of the old story about the Wild Man of Borneo routine:

I remember this bit called the Wild Man of Borneo routine, which I think may help explain things. I don't know where it's from, and I'm paraphrasing heavily, but I first heard it described to me by an old political friend.

Basically, in it, this drunk guy needs money (for booze), and a carnival sideshow gives him a job where he pretends to be the Wild Man of Borneo and pretends to bite the heads off chickens. In actuality, it's just theatricality, and while at first things go well, people get numb to the shock of him almost biting the heads off, and he winds up having to step up the game. At this point he starts using a razor concealed in his lip and using dead chickens, and shit eventually devolves until he's literally biting the heads off live chickens with his teeth, and it ends with the poor bastard getting sick from doing it so much.

The moral of the story is that escalation for shock purposes will almost always prove ineffectual in good time.

The TL;DR is that inevitably, if they wanna keep the grift going, they'l need to step up their game, and we're already at the part where they're LARPing shit that calls to mind the glory days of Deagle Nation sending Eli to Israel on an assassination mission. That they are going to fuck up in the most entertaining possible way is a bygone conclusion; the only question is what else goes down when they do.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Yeah the dude has such a weak grasp on Spanish he can't even string a three word sentence without both accidentally calling himself a man (un vs una) and mispelling the demonym of his country in Spanish (Perúana vs correct peruana).
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For reference, Perúana (with the tilde) is the linguistic equivalent of calling British people Unitedkingdómians or Americans UnitedStatesians.
But hey, if you wanna practice your Spanish I made this just for you, from one sudaca to another.

Nunca serás una mujer de verdad. No tienes útero, ni ovarios, ni huevos. Eres un homosexual corrompido por medicamentos y cirugías vuelto una cruda imitación de la obra perfecta de la naturaleza.

Toda la "validación" que recibes es hipócrita e insincera. A espaldas tuyas la gente se burla de tí. Tus padres están horripilados y avergonzados de tí, tus "amigos" se ríen de tu aspecto grotesco a puertas cerradas.

Los hombres se sienten repugnados por tí. Miles de años de evolución han permitido a los hombres detectar fraudes con increíble eficiencia. Incluso transexuales que se "disimulan" lucen raros e innaturales al ojo. Tu estructura ósea es una pista obvia. E incluso si logras convencer a un borracho a irse contigo a la casa, huirá el momento que huela tu herida pudrida e infectada.

Nunca serás feliz. Logras sacar una sonrisa falsa cada mañana y te dices que todo va a estar bien, pero dentro tuyo sientes la depresión montando como mala hierba, a punto de aplastarte bajo su inmenso peso.

Eventualmente va a ser demasiado para tí - comprarás una cuerda, la atarás en soga, te la pondrás en el cuello y te tirarás al precipicio del más allá. Tus padres te encontrarán, adoloridos pero aliviados de ya no tener que vivir con tanta verguenza y decepción. Te enterrarán con una lápida marcada con tu nombre de verdad, y cada transeúnte por el resto de los tiempos sabrá que un hombre está enterrado ahí. Tu cuerpo se pudrirá y volverá al polvo del que vino, y todo lo que quedará de tu legado es un esqueleto inconfundiblemente de hombre.

Ese es tu destino. Eso es lo que tú elegiste. Ya no hay vuelta atrás.

Basado y rojopastillado amigo.

Also I wonder, has there ever been a health inspection at the Tranch? Someone to check in the living conditions of the animals living there?

 

[Trianon]

the Anarchist Enby Ace tried to be suavé by hablar some español

but used the male version of adjectives to describe this Warzone Trios team

btfx

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Jill Biden: Si se pwodway.

 

[Borscht]

Their GoFraudMe has received only 10 new donations from their larp rescue, amounting to $830 dollars. They sure are making the big bucks now!

I am actually surprised at the disparity between the roaring success of the first GoFundMe and the tepid response to the second one.

This would make sense if they were a Kickstarter that failed to deliver (lots of developers used the bubble to cash in their reputation from the glory days), but GoFundMe does not even promise any returns to the benefactors, so why the sudden drop in interest and engagement?

It looks all the more strange considering their signal is getting boosted by the mainstream media now. The entire country has heard of ther plucky resilience and can-do attitude, so why is the money not coming to the brave and beautiful women? Is it because the media is hailing them as a roaring success story that doesn't need no cishet donations?

 

[tittyhead]

ボニーが日本語を練習したいのなら、私は彼のためにこれを作りました。彼がそれを読むことをわざわざするならば、彼は彼の人生全体が彼が嫌で不毛の土地に住んでいるという事実を必死に対処することを中心に展開していることを学ぶでしょう。彼もとても醜いです。しかし、人々は彼を恐れすぎて彼にこれを言うことができません。もちろん、彼は本質的に自己改善ができないため、そしてこのテキストをGoogle翻訳にプラグインするには怠惰すぎるため、これを学び、自分のやり方を変えることは決してありません。

＞丁寧語
Don't waste those precious characters.
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