Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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Its getting colder guys dont forget to take a blanket to our reehouse.

Also is anyone diabetic asking so I know how much sweets to bring for halloween.

I say we just go straight for the tp'ing and throwing eggs at phils house. I'll bring the treats.
 
I hope you all remembered to ask your parents permission for the halloween slumber party. Also don't forget to fill out your preferred pizza toppings on the top secret google doc.
 
Texas Funnyhair said:
Guys I figured it out from Linda Blaire in "How to Get Revenge", all we gotta do is tell the govmint that Dave is dead, sign him up for gay porn, put sugar in his gas tank, and frame him for armed robbery.

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Don't forget to switch his washer fluid for cooking oil. Boy will his face be a picture the first time he tries to clear the screen!
 
Schmeckel said:
Silly Warrior. Phil can't drive, he makes his mom/chauffeur/soul-maid/muh-wife*thumbs toward door* drive everywhere.
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Now I'm not saying I'm a spiteful cunt that's done this or anything, but there certain over the counter substances that once applied never come off a windshield and you have to buy a new one. Would be a real shame if someone put some on his Jap scrap.
 
Iamfrigide said:
Now I'm not saying I'm a spiteful cunt that's done this or anything, but there certain over the counter substances that once applied never come off a windshield and you have to buy a new one. Would be a real shame if someone put some on his Jap scrap.
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No way! If the grown ups caught us we'd all get grounded.
 
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tripmix said:
No way if I'm bad I wont get Cyberpunk 2077 from santa you're all on your own in this op.
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My uncle works at CDPR I can get you a free copy from him for Christmas, you just have to drink something called the "goofy juice". I don't know what it is, but all my friends who got free games from him tell me that the goofy juice makes them fall asleep and they wake up with asspain afterwards. Pretty weird.
 
I've intercepted PS5 #3 en route to Goutchwitz, DSP still has no idea how bad Sony has been trying to get the only streamer who does raw, unfiltered gameplay to preview their console.
Which streamer/influencer should I send this one to? I already did Superblindman and iJustine.

Please advise, I can't hide in the cushions of the loveseat for long - it's getting cold in the garage (Phil has started wearing long sleeves in a clever ploy to avoid turning on the heat) so I may need to evac soon.
 
Our secret gay-ops at the Renton Wendy's went off without a hitch! He'll never suspect he got the wrong sandwich on purpose!
 
Operation Next Gen went off without a hitch. Our plan to use subliminal messaging in his chat got him to change his payment method on Amazon costing him those launch day views.
 
Julia Chang said:
I've intercepted PS5 #3 en route to Goutchwitz, DSP still has no idea how bad Sony has been trying to get the only streamer who does raw, unfiltered gameplay to preview their console.
Which streamer/influencer should I send this one to? I already did Superblindman and iJustine.

Please advise, I can't hide in the cushions of the loveseat for long - it's getting cold in the garage (Phil has started wearing long sleeves in a clever ploy to avoid turning on the heat) so I may need to evac soon.
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We'll send the evac helicopter right away.

And when I say evac helicopter I mean we'll send someone wearing one of those helicopter caps riding on a BMX with the back pegs so you can still get a backie out of the pig sty.

You did good Julia Chang his PS5 is really delayed thanks to your efforts :semperfidelis:
 
OFFICIAL DEBRIEFING
OPERATION Next Gen​
PRIMARY OBJECTIVES:

Day One Views - Annihilated
Salt Mined - Significantly over the required quota
Tips - Neutralized

SECONDARY OBJECTIVES:

Damage to Phil's mental health - You'd think an Atom Bomb hit it
Gold Dust - Successfully gathered
Hairline - Receded from severe stress

FINAL SCORE: 69420

FINAL RANK: SSS+​

Agent JayCee TTT2, you have earned a promotion as well as a bonus. Notice to all operatives to show up with snacks and food in 2 hours. Destination: HQ. Reason: Celebrating Agent JayCee TTT2's promotion.

P.S. To the guy who brought turkey sandwiches, mashed potatoes and Tanqueray gin to the last promotion party, you will be severely reprimanded if you do it again. You know who you are.
 
yoshitsune said:
OFFICIAL DEBRIEFING
OPERATION Next Gen​
PRIMARY OBJECTIVES:

Day One Views - Annihilated
Salt Mined - Significantly over the required quota
Tips - Neutralized

SECONDARY OBJECTIVES:

Damage to Phil's mental health - You'd think an Atom Bomb hit it
Gold Dust - Successfully gathered
Hairline - Receded from severe stress

FINAL SCORE: 69420

FINAL RANK: SSS+​

Agent JayCee TTT2, you have earned a promotion as well as a bonus. Notice to all operatives to show up with snacks and food in 2 hours. Destination: HQ. Reason: Celebrating Agent JayCee TTT2's promotion.

P.S. To the guy who brought turkey sandwiches, mashed potatoes and Tanqueray gin to the last promotion party, you will be severely reprimanded if you do it again. You know who you are.
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Aww man we can't have a party on a school night guys or I'll get grounded if I sneak out to our super secret hideout again. :(

I'll bring extra candy and soda to the next one though guys.
 
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