Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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Sarge, I've gone ahead to Fred Meyer and bought up all the tomato sauce and bags of sugar.
Asset will be unable to produce Goutsludge(tm)
 
operation gaming chair is go, i'll infiltrate goutopia and build a gaming chair in his "office"
this is going to be hilarious
 
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I am being paid 50,000 United States Dollars to assassinate Phil by a man who claims to have accidentally used Phil's screen name on a WWE game and wants Phil dead because Phil has done a terrible job convincing everyone that it's not really him and the detractors have really been ruining the game for him.

My current plan is to observe the time Phil goes shopping on his day off and perform the hit in the parking lot of Fred Meyer. If anyone has a better idea please post it here. If I use your idea I'll share some of the payment with you.
 
Murmur said:
I am being paid 50,000 United States Dollars to assassinate Phil by a man who claims to have accidentally used Phil's screen name on a WWE game and wants Phil dead because Phil has done a terrible job convincing everyone that it's not really him and the detractors have really been ruining the game for him.

My current plan is to observe the time Phil goes shopping on his day off and perform the hit in the parking lot of Fred Meyer. If anyone has a better idea please post it here. If I use your idea I'll share some of the payment with you.
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so here my idea, leave legos near his door, he'll trip and fall into the axe that he keeps next to it
or you could use this information to grab the axe before he does and just swing
 
Shambler said:
so here my idea, leave legos near his door, he'll trip and fall into the axe that he keeps next to it
or you could use this information to grab the axe before he does and just swing
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Hmm, you may be onto something, the client did say there would be a bonus if it looked like an accident.
 
Murmur said:
I am being paid 50,000 United States Dollars to assassinate Phil by a man who claims to have accidentally used Phil's screen name on a WWE game and wants Phil dead because Phil has done a terrible job convincing everyone that it's not really him and the detractors have really been ruining the game for him.

My current plan is to observe the time Phil goes shopping on his day off and perform the hit in the parking lot of Fred Meyer. If anyone has a better idea please post it here. If I use your idea I'll share some of the payment with you.
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Okay don't tell anyone but I spoofed the phone number of the used Toyota dealership and told him it's time for an oil change. He should be there around 1pm tomorrow.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Okay don't tell anyone but I spoofed the phone number of the used Toyota dealership and told him it's time for an oil change. He should be there around 1pm tomorrow.
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Great work, I'm going to set myself up on the roof of the restaurant across the street with my rifle and wait for him to show up. If this all goes well you've got a bitcoin heading your way.
 
Code: 
if tippingDSP?=(TRUE):
    then;
        subtract tip.amount from DSP();
        add tip.amount to LSB();

Successfully hacked DSP's PayPal so his tips go to me instead of him
 
Finally my plan of posing as a EA representative and giving out thousands of EA Access codes has paid off. We got him boys.
 
Perfect scam. I'm gonna send him $4000 and say it was a mistake and was supposed to be $400. Then I'll get him to send me $3500 in Google Play gift cards. Then I'll charge back the $4k! I just need one of you to send me the $4000 to start the scam. I'll send you the money back, pinky swear...
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Perfect scam. I'm gonna send him $4000 and say it was a mistake and was supposed to be $400. Then I'll get him to send me $3500 in Google Play gift cards. Then I'll charge back the $4k! I just need one of you to send me the $4000 to start the scam. I'll send you the money back, pinky swear...
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Never knew you were Indian.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Perfect scam. I'm gonna send him $4000 and say it was a mistake and was supposed to be $400. Then I'll get him to send me $3500 in Google Play gift cards. Then I'll charge back the $4k! I just need one of you to send me the $4000 to start the scam. I'll send you the money back, pinky swear...
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While you're at it, can you fix all the hackurs and infestations on my competer?
 
Guys I figured it out from Linda Blaire in "How to Get Revenge", all we gotta do is tell the govmint that Dave is dead, sign him up for gay porn, put sugar in his gas tank, and frame him for armed robbery.

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