Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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Okay, so the first operation was a bust, admittedly mistakes were made. But if I've learned one thing from Phil it's to never change your plan until it's 5 years too late. Operation G.O.U.T. will work, I'm getting that groove back, getting that vibe back, I'm ready for more gay ops I hope you guys are ready too.
 
I've updated the security on the treehouse. The new password is "Kat's in the cradle with a silver spoon".

DON'T TELL ANYBODY!
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Okay, so the first operation was a bust, admittedly mistakes were made. But if I've learned one thing from Phil it's to never change your plan until it's 5 years too late. Operation G.O.U.T. will work, I'm getting that groove back, getting that vibe back, I'm ready for more gay ops I hope you guys are ready too.
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I can be good at gay ops if I want to!
 
Heyyy Bubba said:
Admiral First Class asshole reporting in, I've readied the "special catnip" for Jasper
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Welcome to the Reehouse, Admiral. You have been assigned leadership over the 2nd Detractor Armada. Guide them well.
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UncleMoeLester said:
you cant stop me im gonna donate 100 dollars to phil calling him a poopoo head its gonna be epic

got a link?
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I'm not gonna lie to you soldier. There are dark days on the Ops team where shits flying at you from all directions and you may have to execute some fagot with a Jason Mewes callsign for pulling unsanctioned Ops to try to get on the strike team, just so you can get out alive.

Sad fucker couldn't even get the address right, you can just imagine the collateral damage that caused, not to mention the PR nightmare it caused for Command.

When you're in the shit always watch your 6. You never know when someone you thought was clear is literally going to spend $24.99 + Shipping to try to mail a 29" Cardboard cutout penis with a custom message that reads "kwality kahntent" on it and put all manner of pending Ops in jeopardy.
DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
Is it artistic if somebody sent Phil a 29" long cardboard dick from Shipadick.com that says "kwality kahntent" on it?

cuz if not, i totally didn't do that
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Operation coat-hook sabotage completed with total success.

Decoy Jasper deployed.

Platinum vest extraction commencing at 0400 hours.
 
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Since the divorce papers gay op didn't work, new plan is to go to the courthouse and file name change papers for Jasper.

Haha! The look on Phil's face when his son's name gets changed to Keith!
 
Attention Kiwi Command. This is deep cover Spec-Ops agent Stryker with an update on gay-ops plan "House Pest".

Have located the quarry Jenna, herein named to "Soul Sista" and have given her the address and access code for the Wahkando along with some of the specially tainted cannabis created by Kiwi Labs. As you know, this will increase her feelings of wanting to visit her sister and to get between her and the pig.

Soul Sista is currently chilled out of her mind on the stuff and is muttering about everything being "whack" and how she "gonna get some" when she gets there.

Will stand by and await further instructions. Stryker out.
 
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