🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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This pic is even worse:
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This was like 3.5 years ago. It's what a 40 year old man should look like. His addictions seemed to really kick off after he married Ashli.
His addiction gave us the funniest picture I’ve ever seen associated with Lowtax or SA:

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Here's a thunk-provoking question. What's more illustrative of Lowtax's degeneracy: his love of Goldbelly or his mobile gaming addiction?
I'm going with Goldbelly, actually. Wasting gorillions on mobile gaming is totally pathetic and useless, but he's not the first nor the last to allow his idiot brain to be manipulated by their scam. There's something unique about the decadence of ordering pies at 10x their value to be shipped across the country for lunch, I'd imagined even Goldbelly is surprised at his use of their service. It's like the behavior of a spoiled child of royalty, but Lowtax isn't that he's just fat and stupid.
 
I'm going with Goldbelly, actually. Wasting gorillions on mobile gaming is totally pathetic and useless, but he's not the first nor the last to allow his idiot brain to be manipulated by their scam. There's something unique about the decadence of ordering pies at 10x their value to be shipped across the country for lunch, I'd imagined even Goldbelly is surprised at his use of their service. It's like the behavior of a spoiled child of royalty, but Lowtax isn't that he's just fat and stupid.

the car, the beating women, the goldbelly the "I don't drink", lowtax has an inner dubai sheikh trying to come out but sheikh headmate hasn't realized the money is all gone (that apostate kaffir jeffrey will pay!)
 
This pic is even worse:
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This was like 3.5 years ago. It's what a 40 year old man should look like. His addictions seemed to really kick off after he married Ashli.
But look at her and how she aged, not very well and she’s pretty young but going through a messy divorce and living in a shelter will do that. People were saying his first wife “aged like milk” on here, I kind of don’t think that, MAYBE she could workout, for her health, ya know, but she’s older and has had two kids, I think she’s aged quite well and looks good. Then again the picture is blurry... and no, I’m not a weird white guy that fetishizes Asian women. Anyways, I hope everyone the best, divorce is... something awful. 😉
 
Anyone giving Ashli shit about posting on SA, I think she deserves a victory lap after the shit she’s been through. Lowtax made the last year of her life a miserable hell, and she’s enjoying this moment. It may not be the smartest thing to do from a logical or legal perspective, but I certainly understand why she’s doing it.

If she keeps posting at SA over the coming months, then I’ll re-evaluate this opinion, but for now, let the girl blow off some steam.
 
Anyone giving Ashli shit about posting on SA, I think she deserves a victory lap after the shit she’s been through. Lowtax made the last year of her life a miserable hell, and she’s enjoying this moment. It may not be the smartest thing to do from a logical or legal perspective, but I certainly understand why she’s doing it.

If she keeps posting at SA over the coming months, then I’ll re-evaluate this opinion, but for now, let the girl blow off some steam.

I would accept your analysis if she wasn't blowing off steam to the people who conspired to keep her in a shelter.
 
His addiction gave us the funniest picture I’ve ever seen associated with Lowtax or SA:

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....can someone explain this to me? Does he really have a foot fetish? No other info on it, just a bunch of goons calling him “ToeTax” and the congrats Jeffery pic of them barefoot. Other pics like this of him? This just looks like a pic taken for the comedy of it, look at his hair... lol
 
But look at her and how she aged, not very well and she’s pretty young but going through a messy divorce and living in a shelter will do that. People were saying his first wife “aged like milk” on here, I kind of don’t think that, MAYBE she could workout, for her health, ya know, but she’s older and has had two kids, I think she’s aged quite well and looks good. Then again the picture is blurry... and no, I’m not a weird white guy that fetishizes Asian women. Anyways, I hope everyone the best, divorce is... something awful. 😉
Thing is Megan got that way from being a full-time working single parent, Ashli is in a shelter and it's not like living in a house, and Lowtax got that way by doing absolutely nothing other than drinking and drugs, neglecting his children and hitting his fucktoys. He has NO excuse, and at the same time if he didn't do those things he's just some guy, there's nothing remarkable about his appearance. His transformation is pretty astounding though. I think he did kick up the substance abuse a notch with Ashli but 40 is about the age when alcoholism/drug use starts taking its toll on the body, as someone in the medical field posted above.

Plus the thing is with women, men can disparage our looks all they want, but we don't want to fuck them either so why would we care. Even if the woman is even into men and the dude is fuckable looks-wise, he gets thrown in the shitter with the first neg by any woman who has any sort of self-esteem at all. This is why NiceGuys/Incels/Lowtax complain that every woman they've been with is "crazy," "a cheater," etc and the ones who reject them are WORTHLESS WHORES.
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....can someone explain this to me? Does he really have a foot fetish? No other info on it, just a bunch of goons calling him “ToeTax” and the congrats Jeffery pic of them barefoot. Other pics like this of him? This just looks like a pic taken for the comedy of it, look at his hair... lol
Integral was the one that outed Lowtax's foot fetish on SASS in 2008, but we never got photographic evidence lmao (that's Logan's foot)
 
Decided to take a trip through memory lane, and boy oh boy are those of here at Kiwi Farms on the wrong side of history:

Mormon, Socialist/Communist, and is a marketer.

Please Lowtax give her the keys to SomethingAwful.

Or hell just wait 4 months and do nothing and she'll Metoo your ass and you'll be forced to give it to her anyways.

Everything she wrote reads like modern day corporate bullshit.
How long until this new girl decides to fuck over Lowtax?
also what happens when to BPD people get together like if logan and lowtax manage to sync up their manic and depressive episodes?

the best fireworks show possible. airing of all the dirty laundry, n maybe a murder suicide!
I feel like all of you who are attributing anything to Logan Day other than “BPD trainwreck” are grossly overestimating her
Pity fishing. Overcoming mental illness by eating cheeseburgers. Truly a hero! Too bad she can’t beat unemployment without resorting to blow jobs.

So, anorexia, bi-polar, BPB, drug addiction, college drop out, unemployed, several psychotic breaks with inpatient stays, meets with important stakeholders and very, very bad at math. Perfect candidate to lead SA’s new brand campaign on YT. Nice she’s confirming not a drop of that $9k will go to the forums but to pay for her super important business advice.

Lowtax sure knows how to pick them. He could find more mature, stable females at his daughter’s middle school. I’m sure Bogan will be knocked up or threaten suicide very soon.

Is Lowtax really this fucking stupid? The fact he let her loose in a thread to try and act like a very serious business woman makes me think he’s really lost the plot.
He’s talked about SA business with Bogan so he’s writing off his hotel stay and travel to fuck her as business expense. He got into her pants by pumping up her ego and playing along with her branding expert schtick. He was really interested in her serious business woman branding expertise and needs someone like her on the SA business team.

He thinks he’s found a nifty little loophole to pretend Bogan is his, unpaid, business partner and certainly not his girlfriend! This works for the moment - Bogan gets to be a “secret” girlfriend which he tells her is only necessary because of the divorce. So he lets her publicly associate herself with Lowtax as his “biz partner” and pretend she’s a big girl, serious business woman in charge of SA’s marketing dept.

But that will only satisfy her for so long. She’s already departing from the script with the “it’s me and Lowtax” against the world, and we’re a package deal, BS. Her ego took a blow because absolutely no one took her seriously as SA’s new branding expert and laughed at her attempts at playing a srs biz woman on the forums. She was claiming she was working at a “reduced rate” and taking time away from VIP stakeholder meetings to work for SA, just for Lowtax to come along and tell everyone she wasn’t getting paid jack shit and be nice to her because she’s just trying to help me guys. She totally is living at his house and working for free because she’s a very legit branding expert, not his fucktoy.

She’s going to get impatient with the fake business partner BS. She will want to be acknowledged as his soulmate, and soon if she has to keep sucking his cock. She won’t give a shit about how that effects him in divorce court. Trying to keep this nutty bitch happy is going to make him long for his other “crazy” exes. He’s going to have to keep upping the ante on the business partner BS to pacify her.

The bestpart is now Bogan has all the leverage over Lowtax. He’s the schmuck getting divorced, cheating on his wife and trying to save face to keep his house, donations and forum going.

He pisses her off, or tries to distance himself a little, and she can drop a nuclear bomb on him. She’s got nothing to lose - she’s an unemployed, BPD coke head who had to move back in with her parents after flaming out in LA after film school. Lowtax is the most exciting thing that’s happened to her, and the closest she’s got to e-fame or a boyfriend, since leaving LA/College.

She could “me too” the fuck out of him since he’s proclaimed she’s working at SA and is his business partner. She can claim she just wanted to work for SA but he made it sexual. She’s also got plenty of other dirty laundry - all the sexy texts and messages he sent her, texts with the nasty shit he said about his wife and SA mods, seen the pills he’s taking and partied with him. Then, because she is a BPD loon, there’s all the straight up lies she can tell too. BPD women scorned are the most evil, vindictive cunts imaginable.

Lowtax is going to get a taste of his own medicine in the near future, and it will be glorious. He will probably be held hostage to her until the divorce is settled...or she gets pregnant.

Also I had forgotten that at the start of the year they were still trying to LARP that Logan and Lowtax were in a strictly business relationship
 
Decided to take a trip through memory lane, and boy oh boy are those of here at Kiwi Farms on the wrong side of history:








Also I had forgotten that at the start of the year they were still trying to LARP that Logan and Lowtax were in a strictly business relationship

Lowtax never admitted she was his girlfriend until the cops got called and she posted about it on FB. Up until the two day domestic violence rodeo he was actually sticking to the “branding strategist” bullshit with a straight face AFAIK.

Only after the epic meltdown and patreon plummeting did she then suddenly become “the crazy bipolar alcoholic girlfriend.” (He changed her job title to caretaker for his Dick show appearance.)

Lowtax tells giant bold faced lies and then weeps because people believe all his “crazy lying” ex-wives and girlfriends. Lol. Dude has zero shame.
 
Here's a thunk-provoking question. What's more illustrative of Lowtax's degeneracy: his love of Goldbelly or his mobile gaming addiction?

Neither. Allowing his forum to be taken over by humorless troons, thereby destroying every even tiny bit of value it had in the world.

Also I had forgotten that at the start of the year they were still trying to LARP that Logan and Lowtax were in a strictly business relationship

Imagine the sheer depth of the stupidity you'd have to reach to believe that for even a minute. Goons were believing this at the time were were not only noticing Bogan's insanity but predicting this was obviously going to end in a fit of bunny-boiling BPD insanity, which it did.
 
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