🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Well she definitely can't do her hair in a salon now. The most reasonable thing for her now would be to pay to have someone come by her house and do her hair for her. Though it is disappointing that she's not dumb enough to try and bleach it herself. Or more likely, put a bunch of box dye on it and show genuine confusion when her hair doesn't lighten.
She could easily have her hair cut if she wanted. She can have someone to do it in her home. The only thing she needs is the will to do it, but her hair is “her thing” as she proclaimed. It has the same probability of being done this year as the million steps and the college entrance.
 
Should have done this:

✅Yes, I support your weight loss and can’t wait to see your progress!
❌No, I’m a hater and I hope you die from obesity

...but I guess she knew everyone would vote the latter...
 
Amberlynn's cheek is almost exactly the same, but let's take in account that because of her fat it's way closer to the glasses themselves, so it's logical we don't see much of a difference. Lots of people don't have huge lenses and still need their glasses in order to properly see. The background is also distorted, though clearly not as drastically as Eric's.
Now, does she really need them ? Given how she just doesn't wear them anymore, ever, I'm enclined to think not.
First of all it's not difficult to find people who need glasses and don't wear them, you probably even know someone among your friends or family who is dumb like that, it's usually because they don't find them aesthetically pleasing (or something equally dumb) or they are so used to not seeing well that they don't notice they see stuff blurry.
Now onto the optical distortion part of your comment, your analysis is mostly meaningless, she is short sighted and has a lazy eye, the fag wears his glasses all the time so he probably has myopia or astigmatism (maybe both). The lenses are different and the resulting distortion is naturally different.
For your conclussions idk, do you really think she'd lie to a doctor to get glasses to be like her peers? (or even wilder that she found a pair of glasses and just put them on) I think she's lazy and thinks glasses make her look old or ugly.
 
I don't think she was an ugly toddler. Not saying that she was especially cute, either, but at least her eyes were both pointed in the same direction. I get some antisocial vibes looking at little Al, though. As another farmer said, "empty" (dissociated?). That is more troubling than whether she was cute as a kid.

Totally agree, I'm disturbed by her 'empty' gaze. She's not an ugly kid, not particularly cute, but that stare just kind of gives me the creeps. Was she not loved as a child or shown attention or affection?
 
Totally agree, I'm disturbed by her 'empty' gaze. She's not an ugly kid, not particularly cute, but that stare just kind of gives me the creeps. Was she not loved as a child or shown attention or affection?

She was neglected enough to be permanently removed from the home sooo

That being said, it could just be a "bad" picture where she looks kind of stupid or whatever; it's just a baby picture.
 
I admit that I could be totally projecting what I already know about her when I interpret her expression in that photo. Kids that age are not always photogenic, and many don't even give a crap about how a pic will look later. It's odd, though, that Amber didn't cheese it up for the camera considering what a ham she is now. And that pun is awful, but it works.
 
Honestly she probably just broke her old glasses and doesn't want to spend the money to get a new pair and instead use it on Torrid and Amazon garbage. Also she probably can't fit in the chair but I'm sure they could accommodate her somehow. I highly doubt there's some grand scheme or anything like that behind it. It's just pure laziness and unwillingness to spend money on needs over wants. Either way I feel like this glasses (and even the fucking haircut) shit is getting beaten to death at this point. *sigh*
 
Yet another poll on YouTube...
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Comments are the usual flac for not following through on anything.

- "i wanted to start a yt channel for weight loss..."
- "there's more to my life than my weight"
- "thank you so much for all the support on my weight loss journey, that means a lot"
- "i'm not a weight loss channel. lol"
- "100 days of weighing in!"
- "i want my videos to be more of a vlog style type deal"
- "i want to keep you guys updated on my weight loss (journey) to be held accountable. i don't hide anything"
- "if you watch my videos bc you're only interested in what i weigh next you're a moron. lol"
- "weigh in wednesdays!"


this physically hurts.
 
You don't necessarily need a strong prescription to still need glasses. Even people with technically good eyesight (20/20) can wear glasses to make their eyesight even better (20/10 or close).

She's still fat though. Didn't she say she broke her glasses?
 
- "i wanted to start a yt channel for weight loss..."
- "there's more to my life than my weight"
- "thank you so much for all the support on my weight loss journey, that means a lot"
- "i'm not a weight loss channel. lol"
- "100 days of weighing in!"
- "i want my videos to be more of a vlog style type deal"
- "i want to keep you guys updated on my weight loss (journey) to be held accountable. i don't hide anything"
- "if you watch my videos bc you're only interested in what i weigh next you're a moron. lol"
- "weigh in wednesdays!"


this physically hurts.
Funny because she used the word moron in one of her sock accounts. Lol
 
What's wrong with this bitch.

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At least she was able to stretch a sock over that hoof. Bitch hasn't worn anything but slip on flats in like 5 years.
Lmao. That’s some shit she would say during the narration of her “My 600-lb Life” episode.
This is how I picture Amber's 600 lb life episode opening narration: Everyone always tells me I'm so pretty. Like I no joke get complimented ON THE DAILY when I'm able to leave the house. And they're right when they're talking about my hair and my eyes and my fashion sense. But not about my weight.
 
I don't think she was ugly nor particularly beautiful she just looks like a kid to me. And for the most part, looking at this picture, I can tell someone was paying enough attention to her to paint her nails, her hair is washed and looks to be combed, and she isn't wearing filthy clothing. The thing that gets me though, is she doesn't seem to be reacting to her mother smiling at her and it could be that the photographer caught her off guard and she doesn't know what a camera is.... but, to me, she has that same frightened rabbit look that Fathering Autism's daughter has...and it could be she has empty eyes because...the only thing she knew at that time was someone being angry at her. A lot of children who have grownup in households where one or both of their parents were either drug addicts or alcoholics (note the empty bottle on the nightstand behind them) learn that the best thing you can do is be quiet and to fade into the background so as to not draw attention to yourself.

And thinking about that makes me sad (:_(. As stupid, cunty and obnoxious as she is now, she wasn't always that way...sometimes my imagination runs away with me and I see her toddler self cowering in a corner being yelled at because she was smiling or laughing and her drug addled parents took umbrage with the noise or even being verbally or physically abused and not being able to wrap her underdeveloped child mind around why its happening...I feel the same way thinking about Chris-Chan as a child too...and it drives me to drink sometimes.
 
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I just realized that she may be putting up videos in the middle of the night so people will watch her on her own channel, instead of watching it in a reaction on a haydur channel.
 
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