🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I predict a slightly-out-of-state food trip in the near future. Gotta have that orng chikn once in a while, even though she doesn't go much further than Walmart, Mt. Sleep Apnea and McDonald's most of the time. On the other hand, I could also see this leading to Hugh Mungus and Muppet engaging in some exceptional doomsday sperging over COVID-19 because they are gullible and aren't likely to know anything more than some basic (mis)information about what it does, where it is, what their infection risk is, and how worried they should really be, etc.

In other news, and I will take my Late ratings, Amber does deserve some sympathy about her childhood. It is unlikely she has been completely truthful about how bad it was and I would venture to guess that she was heavily neglected and NOT directly abused most of the time. However, neglect of any kind is still very damaging for a child regardless of their intelligence or maturity, especially when the neglect is happening in all areas of need.

The foster care system is very fucked up and always has been. People who molest, beat and use children are somehow granted access to them in multitudes because the state doesn't care enough to conduct sufficient background checks or check in on foster families. They just want these kids off their hands. I wouldn't really be surprised if Amberlynn got a bum deal with the families she was placed in, because the system is incredibly broken and a lot of shitty adults take advantage of it so that they can do shitty things to kids. I know many people who have been absolutely buttfucked by DCF and the foster care system and are paying the price as adults. Some people are able to rise above their trauma, work on themselves, and work hard to achieve some semblance of a normal and successful life. But those people are almost always intelligent, talented, driven, and (most of the time) generally decent, which Amber is not.

So, should Amber be using her childhood, however shitty it was, as an excuse for her utter failure in every department now? No. Because responsible, mature, decent people don't do that. But did it fuck her up and is it a valid explanation as to why she is such a piece of shit? Yes.
 
Awww Albert splashing her hard-won dollars trying to buy friends again?

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Amber needs to curate all her poetry and get onto that YTer-publishes-a-shitty-book-of-poems train. It worked well for Gabbie Hanna, and ALR's idol Trisha even published one. All the people who film funny critiques of those books just get more people to ironically buy it.

Heck, get Becky to trace draw line art for each page à la Rupi Kaur

edit for title ideas:
orange chicken and twinkie storr
musings from pillow mountain
m.ilk and ice cream
 
Most poetry is based on economic use of words & using words that clearly convey meaning or an emotion. Amber, it really, REALLY helps if you make sure you're using the right words.

Unless that was a Freudian slip.
 
I find that odd about her - at her weight, I'd expect she'd be too warm with any outdoor temperature above 40. Unless "weather" is simply snother excuse for laziness.

Don't get me wrong - her outside & on her feet is better than inside & on her butt. This shot at least provides proof that today at least, she walked 40-50 feet.
 
lol this bitch :story:

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Why would a weight loss instagram post a random ass picture of a 500lb woman walking in her front yard? Is walking outside with your dog such a rare occurence that you see it as an accomplishment!?!

You know you've got a problem when you feel the need to document it whenever you walk further than the kitchen.
 
Poetry my ass. Dumb bitch has had a deja vu of her incipient heart failure...

"But when I tried [to walk without scooty] all I saw were shades of blue [lips - caused by low oxygen saturation]
"I clung to my chest because it felt so heavy" [hellooo myocardial infarction]
"But clung to my heart because it felt so empty" [dead and dying heart tissue]

She's really trying to pull in some attention with this vague-fuckery garbage 'poetry'.
 
Tagging twinko as #food #healthyfood. Careful amber, I know there are no snacks out in the wilderness but don’t get too tempted...
 
You know you're a notorious liar when people don't even trust you when you tell them that you walk

Do it on video, Hamber. Walk for ten minutes with no jump cuts, nothing.
 
In response to poetlynn's recent entry, I decided to post my interpretation.

BLOB

I just want to eat but I binge instead
I try to write in my 500 notebooks, but my fat hand cant grip a pen
Translation gets lost , fuck that give me a thin mint.
The times I sharted on the bed, sheets thrown in the bin
When a friend finally tells me "no"
That is when I shitalk them and turn them into a foe
You realize without a butler you will be lonely
And your "pretty fat gurl face" has now gotten more homely
I tried so hard to catfish for you
But when the filters slipped you got a whale-sized view
I clung to my chest as my heart is submerged in gravy
When I fall down from a heart attack, I will need the force of the navy
When you need to manipulate you dust off your Mother and Father
Trying so hard to gain new idiots to buy into your faux sadness
To create more subs to be a orange chicken badass
To stop my tantrums and waving my fat hands
And hold together a tattered bra with a few rubber bands
I soon realized the blue means my body is worse for wear
Seems like my heart is dyeen, oh look! My delivery's here!
:heart-full: Written by Xenomorph
 
Why would a weight loss instagram post a random ass picture of a 500lb woman walking in her front yard? Is walking outside with your dog such a rare occurence that you see it as an accomplishment!‽
This is the same woman who is proud of herself because she didn't eat six king sized Reeses cups but only four, of course she's going to see walking outside with her morbidly obese chihuahua as an accomplishment!
 
I don't want this to sound gruesome but with all due respect, I just hope she dies already. It's genuinely painful to watch her body struggling to get every breath in and out, she is clearly never going to change (I assume because of some mild mental retardation) so at this point, it's just like shooting an ill, dying horse.
 
This is the same woman who is proud of herself because she didn't eat six king sized Reeses cups but only four, of course she's going to see walking outside with her morbidly obese chihuahua as an accomplishment!
She is not REALLY proud of herself.

It‘s just motivational bullshit she tells herself instead of being honest with herself that eating 4 big Reese’s Cups is a failure in itself.

She knows what a failure she is at being disciplined so she tries to sugarcoat it.
 
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