Captain Marvel - Literally, from "her" to "hero"

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Are you actually going to watch this flick?

  • No

    Votes: 74 17.0%
  • Fuck, no

    Votes: 177 40.7%
  • Not in cinemas

    Votes: 81 18.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 40 9.2%
  • (((Yes)))

    Votes: 20 4.6%
  • Twitter told me I must, I can't say no, you white-cis-sexist-oppresive scum!

    Votes: 43 9.9%

  • Total voters
    435
"Ya dumb crackas need ta stop bitchin about this perfectly average movie that doesn't preach a negative message, go buy 10 blu rays of this shit and support an evergrowing monopoly of generic blandness"
OK I'll bite, what negative message does this film promote?

Because all I've heard from this film is 90s era girl power shit.
 
I just watched Avengers End game. The captain marvel girl was in it. She has gotten a full blown lesbian haircut in that movie. Why did she do that? What message were they trying to make by doing that? For whose benefit was that for? I don’t understand. She looked horrible with a lesbian haircut.
 
That men are evil and women are superior in every way.

It was 90s era girl power shit without the fun. Basically mixed with modern feminism crap.

Also why are you defending this movie lol it's crap.
In Mulan all the main male characters except Shang were bumbling goofballs.

I really don't see how blaring "Just a Girl" during the last fight scene of the movie is any worse than any of the 90s Disney films.

Not really defending it it's just getting annoying how you keep bitching about it and the "centrists" who don't hate it in other threads without any prompting.
 
A man tells her to smile so she steals his motorcycle. The movie does a censorship cut, but it is likely that she murdered him and either ate or had sex with his corpse. Possibly both.
Oh! They had her eat him to represent internal misogyny that many woman must overcome to get ahead in this patriarchal world. Truly a masterclass in filmmaking, this is.
 
That men are evil and women are superior in every way.

It was 90s era girl power shit without the fun. Basically mixed with modern feminism crap.

Also why are you defending this movie lol it's crap.

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In Mulan all the main male characters except Shang were bumbling goofballs.

I really don't see how blaring "Just a Girl" during the last fight scene of the movie is any worse than any of the 90s Disney films.

Not really defending it it's just getting annoying how you keep bitching about it and the "centrists" who don't hate it in other threads without any prompting.

Aren't you the same clown that lied about the merchandise "FLYING" off the shelves?

And the people who like this movie do deserve to be mocked considering they are essentially like Jews supporting Hitler during the Holocaust.
 
Aren't you the same clown that lied about the merchandise "FLYING" off the shelves?

And the people who like this movie do deserve to be mocked considering they are essentially like Jews supporting Hitler during the Holocaust.
Apologize for double posting.

Which MCU person touched you in your private areas? We just want to help you move forward.
 
Aren't you the same clown that lied about the merchandise "FLYING" off the shelves?

Wait Carol merch? That was me and it's true, Captain Marvel shirts and toys are crazy popular. How are you coming to the conclusion it's not?

I mean obviously you're just trying to make it true through willpower I just want to hear the thought process.
 
That means Cinema is gonna pretty much die now and I hope you like complaining about identity politics in films because you are gonna get more of it.
I haven't seen a movie in theaters for years. Cinema was already dying. I hope it does die so we can replace it with something better.
 
That means Cinema is gonna pretty much die now and I hope you like complaining about identity politics in films because you are gonna get more of it.

Nigger blockbuster movies used to be shit like Armageddon and Wild Wild West and cinema did just fine. Funnybook movies aren't going to kill the artform.
 
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