💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[john marston]

"All right, let's briefly, let me clarify a couple things that got said during that testimony in relation to some personal business, I guess. As far as Kurt goes, once I saw the pizza casserole video, I was out. That did it for me. That was just, you know what, I wish him well. I'm not into his sort of philosophy. We're at different phases of life, right? I have five children. One of them is graduating high school. And, you know, Kurt is still looking to start a family. We have different aims. We have different ideas of what is appropriate. And we have different desires when we're out in a crowd or if we were going. So I'm, I don't need to hang around him anymore. And I don't wanna ever, like, I'm not here to interfere with him. I might laugh at him from time to time because I think it's funny. But in all reality, like, I wish him well in his endeavors. It's just, that is not my speed. Not my speed at all. So we'll get rid of, we'll get rid of that issue. And the world can have it. Final one.

This is a complicated thing to unpack because there's a lot of moving parts:

1) Okay, in the pizza casserole video, Kurt made a single joke that was kind of iffy. It's eyebrow-raising, but as a one-off incident, it comes across more as an awkward and inappropriate joke rather than a sign of any nefarious intentions. If Kurt repeatedly made jokes like this, sure I could see holding this against him. But as a one-off joke, it's really not that big of a deal, imo. With that said, while Kurt's joke at worst is iffy, it's substantially less bad than the jokes about Aaron's daughter made by Nick's best bud Patrick Melton, which Nick has repeatedly defended. So according to Nick, making a single joke about a non-specific 17 year old girl (which is legal in Texas, Kurt's state) is worse than "joking" about about an actual 11 year old girl (whom Nick has met). Okay. Nick has a daughter who is graduating high school; I guess that's true. He also has a daughter who is around Aaron's daughter's age; I think he has two! So why don't Melton's jokes offend him?

2) Correct me if I'm wrong, but the pizza casserole video is like years old at this point, right? Like older than Nick's arrest? Nick and Kurt, to my knowledge, were cool until MNPublicRecords released the CPS report that specified that Nick's 8 year old best friend tested positive for cocaine. Kurt even initially defended Nick after he was arrested, and the CPS report swayed him, right? I could be wrong about this, but I think this is correct. So, Nick's whole bit about the pizza casserole video killing their relationship is just a lie. Nick is a lying liar who lies.

3) If Nick truly believes that Kurt is a pedophile, why have this amicable, "oh we just have different views on things..." monologue. I thought Nick believed that pedophiles should die or something? Why would Nick want Kurt to have a family at all if he's a future child abuser?

All in all, I don't know what even the point of this rant even was? Maybe, even Nick's hardcore sycophantic audience is tired of hearing about Kurt at his point.

 

[Vibralldo]

All in all, I don't know what even the point of this rant even was? Maybe, even Nick's hardcore sycophantic audience is tired of hearing about Kurt at his point.

Nick just wants to try and retroactively justify why he's fine with pedo Melton sexually harassing a child Nick has met multiple times in person while Kurt making a joke one time crosses the line and permanently proves Kurt's a pedophile.

(It's because he likes Melton for going after Aaron and dislikes Kurt. There's no deeper reason.)

 

[john marston]

Nick just wants to try and retroactively justify why he's fine with pedo Melton sexually harassing a child Nick has met multiple times in person while Kurt making a joke one time crosses the line and permanently proves Kurt's a pedophile.

Like I said above, while I don't really like Kurt's joke, I think that it's just a bad, awkward joke. It was a non-graphic joke about non-descript 17 year old girl vs. very graphic jokes about an actual 11 year old girl.

 

[Christopher]

Nick and Kurt, to my knowledge, were cool until MNPublicRecords released the CPS report that specified that Nick's 8 year old best friend tested positive for cocaine. Kurt even initially defended Nick after he was arrested, and the CPS report swayed him, right? I could be wrong about this, but I think this is correct.

As I remember it, Kurt, at the time, was so ride-or-die he outright said he hated the pastor because he reported his friend to CPS. Kurt was saying he'd support his friend no matter what, the issue for Nick was eventually Kurt didn't excuse or run cover for him, he only supported him as a friend, which is something Nick doesn't value.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt:

"I'm not here to interfere with him. I might laugh at him from time to time"

Time to time? This nigger can't stop watching "Cooking with Kurt," and he's even involved his slatternly wife in it now. All in a neverending effort to try and make it a thing.

It's like he's trying to make it the new Unbreaded, but at least Unbreaded was mildly funny for a while (until he ran it into the ground).

Faran:

"As far as Faran goes, like I said, Faran and I talked and kind of disagreed. You know what, like we have our own stuff going and, you know, we were friends for a while. Things went south. In some literal ways, they went south on stream and there were some misunderstandings that happened around that as well. And then some other shit happened later. It doesn't need to be, this doesn't need to be gone into. I have no interest in going back into any of this stuff at all. Stuff just randomly creeps up from an old story or a joke or a reference or whatever from time to time. And you know, I wish Faran well as well. I hope she has a great life and a wonderful time. And I, you know, will be happy not having anything to do with it at all."

He's scared.

 

[Folgers Can]

Scarlett Hampton has friend zoned Rekieta. lol lmao even

- Ralph got really jealous of Scarlett messaging Nick Rekieta. He took her phone away and threatened Rekieta.
- "He's such a good friend to me" Scarlett friend-zoned Rekieta, LOL.

From this post in the Killstream thread.

Rekieta is such a pathetic bisexual cuck that he has now literally been cucked out of Temu April by Ethan fucking Ralph if you wanna know the troof abow it bish.

Also amusing for the added detail that Nick's many DMs to her actually did taper off to radio silence from roughly the time that she and Ralph first got together through now, with the sole exception of one time where he felt the urge to "check in" unprompted to meekly whimper "have a nice weekend," which set off one of the Rage Pig's several recent rounds of hollering at him until he scampered away like a little bitch. Whatever happened to all his flexing about how he gets to talk to whoever he wants whenever he wants and there's nothing Ralph can do about it?

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[Timestamp 1:16:18]

 

[Solomon Bundy]

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Imagine this is your mom.

I'd still hit it.

 

[CoomerTine]

This dumb fuck really thinks Kick will do better for him analytically

 

[daffodils]

He's a fun guy.

EDIT: updated the poll

 

[CoomerTine]

He's a fun guy.
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40% no

YIKES BUDDY

 

[L Ghia]

I think Nick has been triggered by the public bender Ralph and Scarlett have gone on, that his only outlet is to take triple his prescribed Adderall and modafinil sripts, tie a headband around his head and chain smoke his gay vape every 5 seconds.

 

[AltisticRight]

She loves being married to Nick. She loves her life. She loves being on stream.
Just look at how happy she is.
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You can't fake that look!

Goddamn, that's a scary-ass looking, goblinmaxxed bish.

This is a woman denied her BTC.
Big Toe...

I'd still hit it.

With what? A cast iron frying pan?

He's a fun guy.
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He needs to tie that rope around another part of his body.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Does anyone know if Rekieta is going to hackamania or is it just the ratwife? My normal PO related source isn't around to let me know if Rekieta got the new PO to approve the trip for him. I assume so but it would be fucking hilarious if ratwife is loose on her own unsupervised while bi-cuck has to do his totally real streaming job back in failasota.

 

[Steve Seagull]

"All right, let's briefly, let me clarify a couple things that got said during that testimony in relation to some personal business, I guess.

All in all, I don't know what even the point of this rant even was? Maybe, even Nick's hardcore sycophantic audience is tired of hearing about Kurt at his point.

He wants to have any justification to talk about himself, his grudges or rewrite history. He highlights non-paid chats that provoke him just so he can reply, and to one detractor he said something like "this is the last time he'll allow his behavior but he sometimes raises points he wants to talk about so I let him"

Like I said above, while I don't really like Kurt's joke, I think that it's just a bad, awkward joke. It was a non-graphic joke about non-descript 17 year old girl vs. very graphic jokes about an actual 11 year old girl.

I read it as a joke from an autistic person who tried to show off his lawyer knowledge about the age of consent in his state and include it - not really understanding how it will look, and very possibly not really wanting to pursue a 17y/o. He doesn't have a history of behavior like that, in opposition to Rekieta who is suss to high heaven. Also this effect:

Time to time?

Yes that was hilarious. That's why I wanted this whole rant typed out - it shows how many lies and rewrites of things he can pack in one rant. And if we compare it to things he said in the last stream, or stream before etc, it would be very different. But with a liar who lies, it's a Sisyphean task.

So in the "wears sunglasses to stream" club we have Rekieta, Lady Gollum, "Cecil" from comicsgate, occasionally Evan from comicsgate, and assorted weirdos who should know better. But the people who wear them constantly as a mask are "Cecil", Rekieta and now Lady Gollum.

They all have crazy eyes and use the sunglasses to hide their over-expressive faces. It was obvious he put them on Kayla so she doesn't look as manic as she does and we can't study her expressions when sensitive topics are raised or make screenshots.

I read it as, 'I am putting all my extra effort into this', but of course he has MILES od DRVING HIS KEEDS and a new PC to install...

He'll use it as all we said and more. A great way to exploit it for whatever excuse you want to use. Announced a very demanding thing you realized you don't want to do/will fail? I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH I PLEDGE I WON'T DO ANYTHING PERSONAL UNTIL I DO The 5K GIFT FOR YOU.

 

[CoomerTine]

He might unironically have more viewers if he actually gave trial commentary instead of making sex jokes and going on and on about personal drama

 

[Steve Seagull]

He might unironically have more viewers if he actually gave trial commentary instead of making sex jokes and going on and on about personal drama

What I have seen of his "trial commentary" is mostly just him shitting on everyone based on their looks, voice, intelligence, whether he likes them, etc. Sometimes he is just angrily screaming at them. Only a minuscule amount of it is actually "valuable trial commentary."

It feels more like an excuse to stream, posture, and make everything about himself while using the trial as background noise.

 

[CoomerTine]

What I have seen of his "trial commentary" is mostly just him shitting on everyone based on their looks, voice, intelligence, whether he likes them, etc. Sometimes he is just angrily screaming at them. Only a minuscule amount of it is actually "valuable trial commentary."

It feels more like an excuse to stream, posture, and make everything about himself while using the trial as background noise.

My point exactly! If he cuts all that out and does what he did for Heard and Rittenhouse he might be somewhat successful

But he’s a dumb shitskin so the personal drama and sex jokes it is

 

[daffodils]

POISONED HUSBAND Murder - Utah v. Kouri RICHINS - TRIAL DAY 12 - Motion Play

Nick streamed for 7.5 hours. He made $128 in supertips and 25 memberships. Most (72% superchat value and 40% memberships) came again from tillytea1731.


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UT v. Kouri RICHINS - TRIAL DAY 13 - RECAP AND REACTION - Where's the Rest?

Nick streamed for 5 hours. He made $49 in superchats and 10 memberships. He hit 9th place in the Supertips top ten.

Fan endorsement


Trying to hit that goal


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First episode of his collab with Coomalot dropped

They made $500. Little overlap with Nick superchatters. Most of the money came from one of Coomy's whales.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

- Ralph got really jealous of Scarlett messaging Nick Rekieta. He took her phone away and threatened Rekieta.
- "He's such a good friend to me" Scarlett friend-zoned Rekieta, LOL.

From this post in the Killstream thread.

Interacting with this walking red flag, even after all this has happened publicly, is such an act of desperation. It's so ironic that he thinks he is cool in any way, shape, or form. Dude is desperate for pussy. More than the dorkiest of the dorks and the nerdiest of the nerds. What a loser.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

It used to seem very silly to assume Kayla ratwife had taken every cock and pussy she's ever met but now she seems like she probably is a low self esteem nymphomaniac. Meaning there's not many people I will assume she hasn't fucked or made out with. Other than Andy Warski.

The only reason I assume she's never been gunted is because Ralph would have said it by now. But it would be extremely funny to learn otherwise.