💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    688
daffodils said:
- still needs to "reach out" to Anime Matsuri, will go there "as soon as they'll have me"
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This is one of the things he does that mainly only oldtimers will find funny but, given I am one, I laugh every time he brings this up. He really thinks AM liked him because of him, and not for what he was supposedly fighting for at the time. He brings nothing of value to a venue like AM anymore. Nothing.

waffle said:
Then there's the "my cocaine daughter is my best friend" smash cut "every man wants to have sex with their female friends, why would you ever consider one your friend otherwise". Wait a minute Nick, now - no!

I feel like reverse Special Agent Fox Mulder. I don't want to believe, but I kinda do...
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I don't want to believe it because of the possible implications for his daughter here.

I certainly appreciate him getting felted, but the collateral damage in this whole thing can get really depressing at times.

That's not to say I think you're wrong. Only that I pray to God you are.
 
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waffle said:
Then there's the "my cocaine daughter is my best friend" smash cut "every man wants to have sex with their female friends, why would you ever consider one your friend otherwise". Wait a minute Nick, now - no!
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didnt he have a porn actress type and its that creepy "step dad" porn shit.

reminds me of how people yell about trump and trumps tastes are like stormy daniels
 
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Nick talks about how people are still mad at him because of the "Vic stuff". He doesn't like that he gets blamed for "the lawyering" because he wasn't responsible for any of that. If he had been in charge, he would have done things differently.

He knows "a little bit more" about how things actually unfolded in the case, but all he'll say is this: Ty Beard accepted responsibility and that's very admirable, because he certainly had an opportunity to throw the blame somewhere else.
 
What decades of Star Trek & Benzos, SSRI's and Coke does to a mufukka...
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lol, lmao even.
Poor children... And pets...
 

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daffodils said:
Ty Beard accepted responsibility and that's very admirable, because he certainly had an opportunity to throw the blame somewhere else.
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Out of morbid curiousity, where would Ty Beard have thrown the blame? Because I don't see much of an opportunity to blame anyone but himself.
 
- remember how some months ago people started complaining about excessive ads and Nick said he would look into it? Now he claims the ads are "a big part of stream income... they earn $100-300 per stream" [*]
- Kayla didn't watch the cokestream, but at some point "was told that [Nick] needed to get off the stream"
- Lolcow book author is "weird"
- insane superchatter claims he learned a lot from Nick that helped him with his legal troubles and marriage
- awkward displays of affection, always initiated by Nick
- thousandth retelling of their meet cute story
- they watch Kurt videos
- when Nick did Ketamine recreationally, "things got a little bit out there... kind of conspiratorial"
- singing along to an AI song about Kurt
- Drexel still won't talk to him, there's some misunderstanding about what happened

[*] Grok says this is unrealistic even if Nick is in the highest RPM (Revenue per mille = what you get paid for 1000 views) tier. At mid RPM, that's the 50k-200k range, at high RPM it's 33k-120k. His trial streams are stuck below 10k, his best streams in the last couple of months make it into the mid twenties, 7k-15k seems more common. Biggest streams in the last year were his comeback (70k) and two guest streams (Barnes and Turtleboy, 40k each). Nothing else comes close.
 
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daffodils said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNLBKp9zbHE- remember how some months ago people started complaining about excessive ads and Nick said he would look into it? Now he claims the ads are "a big part of stream income... they earn $100-300 per stream" [*]
- Kayla didn't watch the cokestream, but at some point "was told that [Nick] needed to get off the stream"
- Lolcow book author is "weird"
- insane superchatter claims he learned a lot from Nick that helped him with his legal troubles and marriage
- awkward displays of affection, always initiated by Nick
- thousandth retelling of their meet cute story
- they watch Kurt videos
- when Nick did Ketamine recreationally, "things got a little bit out there... kind of conspiratorial"
- singing along to an AI song about Kurt
- Drexel still won't talk to him, there's some misunderstanding about what happened

[*] Grok says this is unrealistic even if Nick is in the highest RPM (Revenue per mille = what you get paid for 1000 views) tier. At mid RPM, that's the 50k-200k range, at high RPM it's 33k-120k. His trial streams are stuck below 10k, his best streams in the last months make it into the mid twenties, 7k-15k seems more common.
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The happiest he has looked in years.
But it's no Ralphamale and Scarlett, is it?
You can tell he really likes his wife.
The problem is he loves April Anderson.
The closest to a boy a skinny girl can get I guess.
 
daffodils said:
- remember how some months ago people started complaining about excessive ads and Nick said he would look into it? Now he claims the ads are "a big part of stream income... they earn $100-300 per stream" [*]

[*] Grok says this is unrealistic even if Nick is in the highest RPM (Revenue per mille = what you get paid for 1000 views) tier. At mid RPM, that's the 50k-200k range, at high RPM it's 33k-120k. His trial streams are stuck below 10k, his best streams in the last months make it into the mid twenties, 7k-15k seems more common.
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If I have a video with a little over 10k views get 4k watch hours (23:23 average) it’ll make $100.94. I don’t know how livestreams differ though

Edit I don’t understand analytics, I hope this was helpful

Edit2: My pal who livestreams saw my post and gave a good explanation as to why what Nick’s saying makes sense. Spoilering below
I was running some numbers a couple weeks ago and id say nick is telling the truth here, from my own experience it seems like youtube pays about .5c-10c per viewer, per hour for live streams. So if Nick is streaming for 7 hours, with 500 average viewers his revenue on watch ads would be between $175-$350. Which aligns with his statements. I used my own and other streamers data for this in the ranges of 300-700 live viewers.

Its worth noting that livestreams are a bit hard to determine for actual ad rates on youtube though, because people watch it live then replay views come into play if its a hot topic. Also youtube ads work on a sliding scale, someone with 2000 current live viewers is paid a lot more than someone with under 1000, I would assume time of the day plays a factor as well, like how TV ads are more expensive during prime time. For someone like Emily D Baker (who has 27k watching right now) if she was earning at Nicks rate would be just under 10k in ads alone, but its likely she gets double this as shes a premium audience.

Oh i guess one other thing, when you set up a livestream you get 3 (4*) options for ads frequency, Low, Normal (recommended), and High. With the 4th option manual ad break (i dont really know anyone using it though). I've never tested high ad frequency though since it seems really slimy, its possible he hit that button if hes desperate though. Although youtube only plays ads if they think youll watch them, so people they complain about seeing a tonne of ads are usually people that just sit through them anyway”
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Holy shit, that OBS layout is ASS.
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Salty Potatoes said:
I feel like I'm back in the 90s looking at a geocities webpage.
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It was especially retarded to display the Locals chat, since those degens are accustomed to posting enough smut to catch him a YouTube strike sooner or later:


[3/11/26 Timestamp 3:04:14]

It doesn't quite bode well for whatever tentative truce @FaranFronczakTV reached with him that he now doesn't seem at all concerned about deleting every glimpse of those flaps from his channel like he used to do, and now he'll settle for a good laugh about how those weird and funny Locals knuckleheads should probably knock it off, maybe, if they want to. It wouldn't even be surprising if he goaded them into it in the first place.
 
Folgers Can said:
It was especially retarded to display the Locals chat,
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But Folgers... integration of the Locals chat into his OBS layout is the 5k Locals gift! Don't you see? He finally delivered! 😂

Folgers Can said:
since those degens are accustomed to posting enough smut to catch him a YouTube strike sooner or later:
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Oh... well, in that case... they don't seem very pleased with their gift then. :story:
 
Folgers Can said:
In contrast, even behind the shades, a furrowed brow and growing scowl can reveal that mama bear might still have some repressed fight left in her for at least a fleeting moment, when the one right topic comes up:
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I like how she sees June/July 2025 as "almost a year later," because she's thinking of the betrayal from when they were arrested and how long Nick was/is pining. And Nick thinks of it as "a year ago," as in "why are we still talking about this?"
 
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