Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Israel has attacked Iran's oil fields and desalination plants. contradicts that this is a regime change war, because if you wanted a new regime, you wouldn't be attacking infrastructure this important. also shows that this isn't about the people of Iran, because you're destroying everything they need to sustain life. also completely retarded, because now Iran has an excuse to strike the GCC's infrastructure, which will be massively debilitating for the global market. major escalation by the Israelis, this could cripple the entire middle east for a long time depending on how Iran responds.
the enemy was probably hiding under them. they're stupid enough to somehow, still believe there's something we won't do.

and, i said this 3 months ago: mossad will take out remaining water infrastructure when the time comes to make iranians choose, overthrow their leaders, get a democracvy and water. or, let both the leaders, and dehydration, kill you. surely you see the logic in this.
 
qoEWUWSCtlRISg0C.mp4
Israel has attacked Iran's oil fields and desalination plants. contradicts that this is a regime change war, because if you wanted a new regime, you wouldn't be attacking infrastructure this important. also shows that this isn't about the people of Iran, because you're destroying everything they need to sustain life. also completely retarded, because now Iran has an excuse to strike the GCC's infrastructure, which will be massively debilitating for the global market. major escalation by the Israelis, this could cripple the entire middle east for a long time if Iran responds in the same way.
Getting into the Purim spirit.
A major Jewish festival, Purim celebrates the "preemptive" genocide of tens of thousands of Persians. It starts in a few days.
The Persians sheltered the Jews for centuries, and yet this is still considered holy. If all Israelis converted to Christianity, Buddhism, or even Hinduism, so much modern suffering would be averted.
 
Israel has attacked Iran's oil fields and desalination plants. contradicts that this is a regime change war, because if you wanted a new regime, you wouldn't be attacking infrastructure this important. also shows that this isn't about the people of Iran, because you're destroying everything they need to sustain life.
Yeah? All of Trump's foreign policy aggression has been about cockblocking China's access to natural resources and sea routes. Panama Canal, Greenland, Venezuela, Iran, ideally eventually Canada.
 
A major Jewish festival, Purim celebrates the "preemptive" genocide of tens of thousands of Persians. It starts in a few days.
This is retarded on multiple levels. The first is that Purim was a few days ago. The second is that they killed those who were intending to kill them on Purim:

And so, on the thirteenth day of the twelfth month—that is, the month of Adar—when the king’s command and decree were to be executed, the very day on which the enemies of the Jews had expected to get them in their power, the opposite happened, and the Jews got their enemies in their power.
Throughout the provinces of King Ahasuerus, the Jews mustered in their cities to attack those who sought their hurt; and no one could withstand them, for the fear of them had fallen upon all the peoples.
The rest of the Jews, those in the king’s provinces, likewise mustered and fought for their lives. They disposed of their enemies, killing seventy-five thousand of their foes; but they did not lay hands on the spoil.

The name Purim comes from lots, ie the lots Haman drew to decide what day to genocide all the Jews on. This is something you would know if you had actually read the Book of Esther.

The Persians and Jews have historically had great relations with the Persian emperor Cyrus the Great returning the Jews to Israel and the Talmud being written in Babylon.

It's genuinely retarded how you read garbage like this and repeat it without at least checking it.
 
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Israel has attacked Iran's oil fields and desalination plants. contradicts that this is a regime change war, because if you wanted a new regime, you wouldn't be attacking infrastructure this important. also shows that this isn't about the people of Iran, because you're destroying everything they need to sustain life. also completely retarded, because now Iran has an excuse to strike the GCC's infrastructure, which will be massively debilitating for the global market. major escalation by the Israelis, this could cripple the entire middle east for a long time if Iran responds in the same way.
This was already posted several hours ago, where it was made clear that they're only focusing on the already extracted reserves, not the refineries themselves. I've yet to see anything other than IRGC propaganda claiming they've taken out desalination plants. Though I admit more news may have come out since then.
Also, Iran started the process of making oil refineries legitimate targets when they struck Bahrain on Thursday. (Archive)
 
Hopefully the Norwegians wake up and deport all of their "refugees".
Especially since Norway isn't nearly as fucked as Sweden is demographically, and has a decent TFR for Europe (around 1.50). This is literally the perfect pretext to take serious anti-immigration, pro-border control, and pro-deportation measures.

I don't know enough about the internal politics and current social mood of Norway though to know if they're as fed up as the rest of Europe is with "refugees", though.
 
This was already posted several hours ago, where it was made clear that they're only focusing on the already extracted reserves, not the refineries themselves. I've yet to see anything other than IRGC propaganda claiming they've taken out desalination plants. Though I admit more news may have come out since then.
Also, Iran started the process of making oil refineries legitimate targets when they struck Bahrain on Thursday. (Archive)
Still not too good for the oil markets, and not good for any friendly government we hope to install and work with after this is all over. They'll need that oil money to rebuild their infrastructure and address the water crisis.
 
Still not too good for the oil markets, and not good for any friendly government we hope to install and work with after this is all over. They'll need that oil money to rebuild their infrastructure and address the water crisis.
The sooner the Islamic regime is deprived of funds, the sooner a friendly government can be installed. Letting the IRGC either sell it off to the chinks or use it for their own weaponry would only prolong the war. There are multiple other avenues to stabilize the country and its economy at a later date.
 
What's funny is Iran's President not more then 12 hours ago said they would stop targeting the gulf states civilian infrastructure and only focus on American targets.
this post is relevant to me again this evening, as i find myself reading an article from the bbc about iran's president apologizing.

the article is here: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7g2qrz8vdo

what i currently find interesting is their analysis here.
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they posit that perhaps there are factions within iran who are incapable of receiving stand down orders, or more likely in my view, that they are unwilling to stand down. i get from this article (and the veiled implications of understanding the political situation from insider information) that they believe there may be an attempt by the IRGC to coup the current president, or that they are going to ignore his orders in regards to standing down in any capacity, even if it involves completely ruining iran's image on the world stage and especially the regional stage.
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the bbc are usually more willing to give slack than they have been here, which i find interesting as well. even in the face of how the brits have been snubbed out of this war, they seem to be unable to make themselves try and portray iran's erratic striking on its neighbors as anything other than, at best, the result of radical internal factionism.
 
qoEWUWSCtlRISg0C.mp4
Israel has attacked Iran's oil fields and desalination plants. contradicts that this is a regime change war, because if you wanted a new regime, you wouldn't be attacking infrastructure this important. also shows that this isn't about the people of Iran, because you're destroying everything they need to sustain life. also completely retarded, because now Iran has an excuse to strike the GCC's infrastructure, which will be massively debilitating for the global market. major escalation by the Israelis, this could cripple the entire middle east for a long time if Iran responds in the same way.
They are being completely incoherent and crazy. With Jews you lose. For any retards who think I'm one of those brown niggers earlier in the thread, you can easily verify that I'm on the western side, but as always the retarded kikes need to go too far. Starving anti-regime civilians and setting their city on fire, very smart, let's create another power vacuum and a completely fragmented, clanish state in one of the most mountainous and guerilla-suitable area on earth. Fucking sadistic retards.
 
they posit that perhaps there are factions within iran who are incapable of receiving stand down orders, or more likely in my view, that they are unwilling to stand down. i get from this article (and the veiled implications of understanding the political situation from insider information) that they believe there may be an attempt by the IRGC to coup the current president, or that they are going to ignore his orders in regards to standing down in any capacity, even if it involves completely ruining iran's image on the world stage and especially the regional stage.
You know how after we nuked Japan, several of the more insane generals tried to pull a coup and kill the Emperor before he surrendered?
Iran is basically an even worse version of that because the insane generals are the ones running the show. These crazy bastards are so fucked in the head that I'm not exaggerating when I say the final solution may be the only option to stop them.
Being literally nuked probably wouldn't get them to stand down, and yet third-worldists cry about how they don't care if Iran gets nuclear weapons because "How does it affect you personally?"
 
also completely retarded, because now Iran has an excuse to strike the GCC's infrastructure, which will be massively debilitating for the global market. major escalation by the Israelis, this could cripple the entire middle east for a long time if Iran responds in the same way.
The fuck you mean if Iran "responds this way"

They've been targeting their neighbors oil infrastructure this entire time when they aren't busy hitting hotels and airports.
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There is a reason Putin kissed the Koran.
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"The map of Iran will probably not look the same when this is all done." - President Trump. Iranian Balkanization soon.
Translation: Azerbaijan has been promised territorial concessions if they are called to attack Iran, we are probably going to turn some of the Hormuz islands into US military bases.

Kurdistan possible too but I really doubt it.

I imagine he'd have more respect if Starmer had just said no, we're not going, instead of doing his usual thing of saying no, then u-turning while pretending he isn't u-turning, then half-heartedly doing something, then dithering, then saying "let me be clear" befpre he waffles a load of nonsense.

UK shouldn't be involved in this one, IMO. It's not our fight, but more importantly, our military is so degraded that we'd be lucky to fight off an invasion of angry geese.
I think there was a large gulf (heh) between "We are not going to join in on bombing missions" and "fuck you, you are not allowed to use our bases. INTERNATIONAL LAAAAAAAAAAAAAW" trying to kowtow to violent muslims that now set the UK's foreign and domestic policy.

The UK defense is the worst state its ever been, and for all I roast the US' stalwart EU allies, I do not fault any EU/NATO nation for not wanting to commit to bombing Iran (I sort of blame France & Sweden for being cozy with the Iranians on the whole, but not for specifically sitting this one out), especially since they weren't consulted or given specific warnings. I think also given our Competent Arabian Allies have scored the only kills of (manned) US aircraft, I don't think the US wanted too many hands in the pot and the potential for blue-on-blue.
But Britain could have sent some F-35s or Typhoons to do some symbolic defensive patrols especially as Iran chimps on neutral countries. There would be ways for the UK to contribute that would be low-cost and low-risk.

Even attacked by Iran, they are being complete fucking muslim-prostrating limp wrists. The right response to drone attacks on Cyprus would have been some UK F-35s or Typhoons being added to the next Strike Package and given some drone factory/drone hangers to target. This would let UK say "we are responding solely to unwarranted aggression by the Iranian regime on our bases in Cyrus. The UK is choosing to remain neutral in this conflict, but Great Britain will always respond to attacks against us with appropriate force and we will always defend our allies anywhere in the globe"
But again, that would mean havin a spine and not completely dropping to their knees for hairy muslim cock.

So while I respect UK not wanting to get involved, I am utterly livid at the dickless spanish commies and the fact the United Kaliphate did absolutely nothing but run interference for a murderous terrorist regime (but enough about their support for Israel, this is the Iran thread) until publically humiliated.

:optimistic:
The Saudis basically have a merc army that has no experience with amphibious operations. The Royal Saudi Air Force might fly over and drop some bombs but I don't expect any meaningful action overall from them.
The Saudis have supposedly hired real pipe-hitting niggas, PMCs from South Africa supposedly with a lot of Serbians, to be ready. I dunno that they WILL but I would not fully rule it out.

Its going to be critical to know what precisely is meant by "oil infrastructure". If they are just blowing up fuel depots, that is standard military stuff. Iran can't use its mobile launchers if they don't have any gas.

If they are blowing up the refinery stacks and pumping stations, that is something else entirely. Those are far harder to replace then a storage depot and would lead to far longer lasting impacts.
Besides depriving them of oil sales, this will eventually starve them of fuel to use in their own vehicles and weapons.
An army marches on its belly, and that includes its missile systems.
Exactly this. Blowing up fuel depots is just to pressure the regime and make it so they can't move their own military around. Its is like cutting someone's hair, it will grow back without too much fuss. A relative blip in Iran's recovery.

If they hit refineries, fields, and pumping stations that is much more serious and will really slow down recovery of oil and Iran's enconomy.

The esteemed @Mr. Racewar1488 is correct. A few articles I saw did say refineries but are almost def incorrect. It's more difficult to hit refineries (more precision and multiple hits) and causes other problems. Far easier to hit storage, etc.
Its not more difficult, its easier. The refinery is essentialy under a constant state of exploding, just the explosion is contained and lengthened.

Unlikely.
These ones aren't used for exports and besides msot of the Iranian exports are to China.
this should be telling you that that will not happen. if the straight is 'closed' for long enough, then the world will look the other way at anything the US and Israel do, because iran has proven itself to be untrustworthy. this entire debacle of dead man's handing the entire middle east as punishment f or wanting to sell oil to the US is really not working out well for them long term.
Xi is about to give Trump the boots on the ground needed to end this war quickly. /sneed

would i be correct in assuming this whole thing with iran depends highly on russia and china minding their own business? because i feel like this is going to go on forever if either of them start sending in troops. i also dont have faith in the surrounding countries to not cave to irans demands and start forcing US troops out.
Yes and no.
You're correct that intervention by China or Russia would massively change the game. However:
1) Neither Russia nor China will go to bat for Iran. Iran and those countries are in at best a situationship. US/Russia/China (and Israel, lets be honest with ourselves) are nuclear armed. For about the same reason you don't see NATO troops raining death and destruction down on Russian troops in Ukraine, neither Russia nor China will militarily interfere now that shit is Happening.
2) Even if we forget point 1, neither country is ready to contribute forces to Iran in any meaningful capacity, especially given the Eternal Jew and the Constant Yank control the skies. Any attempt to move a battalion or division would be encouraged to go back, and their "safety couldn't be guarranteed" - meaning if they die being bombed in Iran, they die and it wouldn't be an act of war. If they tried to set up air defense, that air defense would be blasted to oblivion the minute it locked on a US/IDAF aircraft.
3a) China wants oil shipments resumed ASAP. Sending forces to support the regime against the US/IDF bombing would be counter to that goal.
3b) Russia has demonstrated that its expeditionary force projection is MASSIVELY degraded, being unable to prevent the downfall of its long time ally Syria and its global trade partner in evading western sanctions Venezuela. This is very likely the result of their 4 year long war in Ukraine. Even if they had the will and the logistics, they very likely are incapable of supporting Iran via ground forces.

I am honestly shocked Iran still has 100 launchers and only 300 have been ACKed given the curbing they've been getting.

Regime change won't happen without boots on the ground. The attempts to improvise a kurdish uprising have fallen through. A full on invasion would be madness and would have to be prepared for months. A more limited goal like capturing strategic islands or very specific parts of Irans coastline might be doable in a few days.
Months? try years. The US military would need to double in size to say nothing of the equipment needed.

and the kurdish uprising haven't fallen through. The US has been telling everyone to heel and sit back until they are done destroying the regime's command infrastructure.

Trump says he doesn't want the Kurds involved.
"We will not invade Iran."
"Ok. that's fine. Invading Iran would be too much fun. In fact, I am forbidding you from invading Iran. Period."
"....FUCK YOU I'M INVADING IRAN RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

Aramco has already said, "Fuck this shit. I'm taking the long way."
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The seething of brown hands will now begin
"Wait no you can't do that we are closing the strait you aren't allowed to just bypass our blockade nooo it isn't fair!"

We can't because SHORAD is short range. PAC-3 is pricey but one battery coveres a huge swath of terrain.

I think there were reports that Washington kept this operation very close to the vest.
They didn't want any leaks happening by telling the United Kingdom of Islam.
The United Kaliphate has been #1 in 24x7 trump derangement, so does not surprise me they were completely iced out.

so it's not really unconditional surrender, but an OFFER that they can either surrender unconditionally, or we can bomb them into the literal pre-industrial era.
Cousin-fuckign pedoworshippers who are commanded to return the world to the "perfect" state it existed during the life of Muhammed: Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Yeah it's their claim that the POWs they've taken were claimed to be killed that makes it reak high heavens of bullshit though. The only deaths given by the US were the 6 reservists in Kuwait who's remains are already en route back to the states and I'm not thinking Iran somehow has them hostage.
That's where you are wrong. The most powerful Iranian Islamic sorcerers have captured their souls and trapped them in dolls. The US will have to pay dearly if they wish for the release of their soldiers from the Islamic Magic that imprisons them!

Iran pissed away a lot it's goodwill with Russia and China over the past 4 years by engaging in their retarded Proxy war with Israel. Neither Russia or China has a particularly adversarial relationship with Israel and they generally want to maintain positive relations with the other gulf states, so Iran's anti-Israel crusade and dreams of regional hegemony are directly counter to their interests in the region.

That's why they haven't done shit except say "Stop bombing Iran please."
This too.

china has already outright stated they will not send iran military support, and russia literally cannot afford to do so, they are embroiled in year 4 of the russian-ukraine war. iran is on its own, and has burned ALL ties to other nations in the middle east by sperging out and missile-jizzing everywhere.
China is also very likely seeing the writing on the wall. They do not want to piss off a possible future regime by going to bat for the Mullahs and be cut off from Iran's oil.
Xi's only concern on current events (other than learning his latest and greatest air defense radars are worthless and seeing the US rape a country on the other side of the globe from the air with single-digit casualties) is that they wrap up quickly and the flow of oil into china resumes. Otherwise he wouldn't give a solitary fuck. see: syria.

Imagine what if Russia and/or China decide to give a warning shot to Iran? How the mollahs would have reacted?

Meanwhile I saw by luck on an other forum these vlogs about two lolcows who claim then Trump have blood on his hands.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_1LyLFMy7Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=lEzpkhMIYIo
Memo to these vloggers: now tell us why LBJ and Dubya doesn't have blood on their hands?
Don't forget Obama bombing weddings and killing US citizens.
And clinton getting the US into a war int he balkans to try to distract from him getting BJs from an intern.

Literally dude it just takes a minute to Google to show that this has been going on long before this latest round of attacks.

Iran acknowledges accusation it enriched uranium to 84%
No but see brown hands can't admit Iran did anything wrong ,or they won't be paid by the foreign intelligence service.

How long until the camel jockeys throw in the towel?
When the last one dies.

their intention is to punish every nation around them for having the gall to not start beheading americans the moment we began this attack because they actually want to continue international trade and most of them don't want a full regional conflict for no reason with a country they are now quite friendly with and have worked very hard to achieve that friendliness with.
"And here is why Iran should be allowd to develop nuclear weapons"

They have the same overconfidence as third-worldist Henry over here, convincing themselves that it's impossible for America and Israel to sniff out their cubby holes along the Strait
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Oil will go to $150 a barrel! The economy will collapse like it did last time it got that high under biden!
Wait....fucking shit. I din't say that. Fuck.

Kuwait's Ministry of Defense announced that Iranian drones directly targeted fuel tanks at Kuwait International Airport.
Attacking more civilian infrastructure in an uninvolved country. Where are all those international rules lawyers now? I mean its about international law, not just carrying water for muslims or America/Trump bad. Obviously they will be in here in droves shortly to talk about how terrible this breach of international law is and how the Iranina regime needs to be arrested and removed from power.
We just have to wait.

Yeah drag this war out for 3-6 months, while potentially killing electricity, transport and food for nearly 100 million people. Sounds like a good idea.
Point of ourder: its 90 million MUSLIMS. Not people.

Hopefully the Norwegians wake up and deport all of their "refugees".
The Eternal Nord will not stop until Europe is brown and muslim.
 
What's funny is Iran's President not more then 12 hours ago said they would stop targeting the gulf states civilian infrastructure and only focus on American targets.
"Don't worry bro we're not going to shoot any more missiles at you" as they shoot more missiles at them
The fuck you mean if Iran "responds this way"

They've been targeting their neighbors oil infrastructure this entire time when they aren't busy hitting hotels and airports.
This was already posted several hours ago
That feeling when somebody exposes that they're not actually paying attention to the thread.

Like... is this Lego Fag some third worlder who only just got up?
 
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