Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Struck a nerve? Did someone you know rope?
he didn't get the francis dec quote. tragic and indicative of his retardation. disappointed that you are so uncreative all you can do is steal my jokes and fail to recognize references to the best lolcows of history. anyone who doesn't know lolcows should just be banned from the site at this point. null is right, political-only posters are the dumbest people on the whole website.

not even numerals.

The real victims of this war. The Emotional Support Truck bros.
rumor has it iran is building a toyota factory specifically geared to make hiluxes that run on the blood of the infidel.

Everything I see from this conflict indicates an intention to leave a functional country in place, rather than send everything into absolute chaos like we did in Iraq. Hope that works out.
it's clear that we don't actually want to make it impossible for the persians to pick up the pieces, agreed. if we wanted to truly end this conflict, it would be about carpet bombing every remotely occupied location until it doesn't exist, not trying to preserve as much as possible for whoever comes after.
 
I don't care for schizos, sorry. I know null loves him, I couldn't care less. If you can retain information about lolcows that you're not even interested in, you probably live on welfare.
You could not be bothered to send ONE. SINGLE. TYPEWRITER, to a man who was literally YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE?

ngmi.
 
would i be correct in assuming this whole thing with iran depends highly on russia and china minding their own business? because i feel like this is going to go on forever if either of them start sending in troops. i also dont have faith in the surrounding countries to not cave to irans demands and start forcing US troops out.
Russia is too busy in Ukraine to do anything to help Iran. Even if they did, they'd have to fly everything in which is impossible now since Iran's runways are all cratered. That leaves shipping through the Caspian which is already compromised. I don't feel like searching for it again but back on Jan17 an Iranian freighter on its way to Russia sank in the Caspian for no reason. "No reason" meaning Mossad/CIA/Ukrainian intelligence sunk it.

Iran and China have never had a close relationship. The Iranians think Chinese equipment is inferior. Someone posted a story here back in the early days of the thread about Iran buying Chinese anti-ship missiles and then complaining they didn't work. When the Norinco techs came out to check the missiles they found that the Iranians had reprogrammed them because they didn't think the Chinese programming was as good as their superior Persian programming. The Norinco techs reset the missiles to factory settings and they worked fine. Iran has no real allies anywhere due to them being assholes for decades. They have some militias in Iraq and Hezbollah but all they can do is launch a few drones and rockets at Israel and the Kurds. The Houthis have been suspiciously quiet but during the 12 Day War all they could muster was lobing a drone or missile at Israel once or twice a day which were intercepted each time.

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A targeted assassination strike was conducted on an apartment building in Shahr-e Ray, Tehran, Iran, earlier tonight.

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Bahrain's Ministry of Interior:
Iranian aggression targets a facility near Mina Salman, and Civil Defence is taking measures to control the fire.

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Kuwait's Ministry of Defense announced that Iranian drones directly targeted fuel tanks at Kuwait International Airport.







An Israeli assassination strike on the Ramada Plaza Hotel in Beirut's Raouché neighborhood.

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Drones struck fuel depots in the Kuwait International Airport, the fire is still going on.



An Iranian Shahed-136 drone impacts the Hyatt Hotel in Bahrain, that allegedly hosts U.S. soldiers.


Salman Port was also targeted in Bahrain
 
Re:Iranian Anti-Ship Missiles

So the three main anti-ship missiles the Iranians have are the Farms, the Noor and the Silkworm. All of which can hit targets over-the-horizon, HOWEVER, all of which still need to "know" there is a target over-the-horizon.

Why the Strait of Hormuz itself is so vitally important is because Iran can, thanks to hilly terrain, get a radar mast high enough that they have line-of-sight coverage over the narrowest parts of the strait.
What this means is that Iran, without the use of aircraft, drones or other spotter ships, can directly detect, track and engage a ship as it passes the strait.

What the US can do is attrition not just the missiles themselves but the ability to actually give them targets, by destroying the radars much in the same way you can degrade air defenses by destroying their search & targeting radars.

What is to Iran's advantage is that unlike air defense, where every minute that radar is offline is another minute the enemy air force has to fucking rape your high-value targets, an anti-ship radar can sit quiet and sit pretty.

What is to the US et al.'s advantage is that unlike air defense, the threat to attacking air assets is generally minimal, and the US uses air based assets as one of its primary intelligence and assault platforms.

Terrain offers advantage to both. To Iran, as stated above, even modest elevation can result in the ability to see over-the-horizon (or rather extends the horizon due to vantage point), and the narrow waters of the strait means that they are assured even 50km or so of line-of-sight coverage is good enough to engage.
To the US et al, the relatively small area of advantageous terrain to Iran means a more concise search area and a much more predictable "have drones here" and "have assets ready to engage targets here". Whatever naval intelligence officers are on the task have likely already compiled a list of "best hills for Iranian anti-ship batteries" in the AO prior operation.

The IRGC gets all the good stuff, regular army has become useless.
So in the event of war, the IRGC would basically arm the regular army and regular army units would act as subordinate to IRCG.

The regular army is, aside from small arms and a few token pieces of equipment, largely disarmed at peace time to stop them from deciding that a military dictatorship is preferable to an Islamic caliphate and marching on Tehran.

The pickle the IRGC finds itself in is their mobilization plans for the regular army only work in the event of an invasion or other land-based conflict (even the hypotheticals of Iran invading Azerbaijan or Iraq, etc.) and not the kind of stand-off precision air-sea battle the US has chosen to fight.

Aside from doomer projections of total US boots on the ground invasion, the only major threat the regular army has now is a pool of potential promotion candidates looking to hop into a job with the IRGC.
 
Russia is too busy in Ukraine to do anything to help Iran.
This is why this aggression is well-timed. We did it in a time Russia is already trapped in a brutal slog of a war they can't divert resources from (and where we are also funding the other side). You'd think they'd have learned from Afghanistan (where we also funded and trained the other side that ended up doing 9/11 on our asses).
Kuwait's Ministry of Defense announced that Iranian drones directly targeted fuel tanks at Kuwait International Airport.
This really confirms the absolute insanity of Iran's leadership. Muzzy wuzzy lunacy. It's not enough for them to be directly targeted by America. They also are literally attacking all their neighbors too, often so randomly I don't even know what their intentions are, while being completely incapable of coping with incoming American ordnance.
 

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The fire from the U.S.-Israeli attack against Rey oil storage near Tehran has spread, with oil seeping into the sewage and draining system, setting streets on fire.



The Islamic Resistance in Iraq used drones to target the Peshmerga’s Unit 70 base in Sulaymaniyah, in the Kurdistan Region of Iraq.
 
what makes it our business is that they have made it EXTREMELY clear that they will be attacking us if they can.
What makes it our business is that they are holding the world's shipping channels hostage and disrupting international trade. The Iranian government could put a chicken in every citizen's pot, give each one 40 acres and a mule, and have a diversity parade every day for a year, and we'd still attack them for disrupting the global economy. I'm unimpressed by all the moral and religious arguments about freedom from tyranny and women's rights, because those are just excuses to make the war more palatable to the general public.

Alternately, we would let Iran behead babies and roast puppies over an open fire and throw a thousand fags off of buildings as long as they kept it in their own country and left the Strait of Hormuz alone.
 
An Israeli assassination strike on the Ramada Plaza Hotel in Beirut's Raouché neighborhood.
oh man, either a bigwig iranian who ran away or maybe some biggie in hezbollah?

What makes it our business is that they are holding the world's shipping channels hostage and disrupting international trade. The Iranian government could put a chicken in every citizen's pot, give each one 40 acres and a mule, and have a diversity parade every day for a year, and we'd still attack them for disrupting the global economy. I'm unimpressed by all the moral and religious arguments about freedom from tyranny and women's rights, because those are just excuses to make the war more palatable to the general public.

Alternately, we would let Iran behead babies and roast puppies over an open fire and throw a thousand fags off of buildings as long as they kept it in their own country and left the Strait of Hormuz alone.
exactly this. you summed it up very nicely.
 
This really confirms the absolute insanity of Iran's leadership. Muzzy wuzzy lunacy. It's not enough for them to be directly targeted by America. They also are literally attacking all their neighbors too, often so randomly I don't even know what their intentions are, while being completely incapable of coping with incoming American ordnance.
What's funny is Iran's President not more then 12 hours ago said they would stop targeting the gulf states civilian infrastructure and only focus on American targets.
 
no they can use ships to carry stuff across the caspian sea
That leaves shipping through the Caspian which is already compromised. I don't feel like searching for it again but back on Jan17 an Iranian freighter on its way to Russia sank in the Caspian for no reason. "No reason" meaning Mossad/CIA/Ukrainian intelligence sunk it.
that is literally the very next thing he addressed. why did you post this? lol.

This is why this aggression is well-timed. We did it in a time Russia is already trapped in a brutal slog of a war they can't divert resources from (and where we are also funding the other side). You'd think they'd have learned from Afghanistan (where we also funded and trained the other side that ended up doing 9/11 on our asses).

This really confirms the absolute insanity of Iran's leadership. Muzzy wuzzy lunacy. It's not enough for them to be directly targeted by America. They also are literally attacking all their neighbors too, often so randomly I don't even know what their intentions are, while being completely incapable of coping with incoming American ordnance.
their intention is to punish every nation around them for having the gall to not start beheading americans the moment we began this attack because they actually want to continue international trade and most of them don't want a full regional conflict for no reason with a country they are now quite friendly with and have worked very hard to achieve that friendliness with.

What's funny is Iran's President not more then 12 hours ago said they would stop targeting the gulf states civilian infrastructure and only focus on American targets.
yet another lie that proves the muzzie tongue cannot be trusted, even to other muzzies.
 
85% of Iran's international trade is by sea. The US has both aircraft and submarines in place that could mine Iranian ports right now. Iran doesn't have a navy anymore and the US has air supremacy, so there's nothing stopping them. The Iranians could be real short on supplies real fast if it happened.

Please, DJT. Do the funniest thing possible and kneecap these retards.
 
Memo to these vloggers: now tell us why LBJ and Dubya doesn't have blood on their hands?
Wasn't Rick Wilson one of those super-strident "Russia did 9/11 and Trump helped" guys during Trump's first term? I just remember his face...

Rick was one of those "Russian Collusion" dudes but of course never said anything about 9/11. He just hated Trump and anyone who like Trump in 2016:

edit - ayuh, found it: https://www.realclearpolitics.com/v..._base_are_neo-nazis_and_frog_meme_idiots.html
https://web.archive.org/web/2021081..._base_are_neo-nazis_and_frog_meme_idiots.html
 
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