Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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The Ghost of Sergei Witte said:
If the Americans in the thread are so cognitively dissonant to not understand that the current strategy of trying to induce a failed state onto 90 million people is not a solution and is literally doing exactly what they claim to be opposed, i.e. the demographic rape of Europe, then I don't know what else to say.
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This isnt about you or europe. It's not our job to tell your leaders "no refugees" thats yours.
Dojima's Dragon said:
Who eats fucking pigeon!? they're like the rats of the sky. Utterly disgusting creatures!
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Youre not wrong. Animals taste like what they eat. Pigeons in the wild are surprisingly good since they dont eat old pizza crusts and cigarette butts.
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bookers said:
With regards to people saying US gas prices are surging
here is a 1 year chart for real gas prices in the US
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3 year chart
granted this is ends at the beginning of this week
but as you can see there is a buffer where even if prices rise they will be about the same as a year ago
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It was $3.19 here in suburban kentucky on the way to my aunt's place yesterday. It was $2.20 a couple days before.

But I just plug into my garage and go game for a few hours and I'm good.
 
Cthulus Nutsack said:
Pigeons in the wild are surprisingly good since they dont eat old pizza crusts and cigarette butts.
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Look at this foodie hipster over here! The cig butts add extra nicotine to the meat. Did you know that the pigeons in the city are free? I've consumed 437 city pigeons this month alone.
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Smoke from the fire at Aghdasieh oil depot, Northern Tehran after it was bombed by the IAF


Additional scenes from northeastern Tehran, Iran.



Massive plumes of smoke over South Tehran following the bombings against Iranian oil infrastructure

Looks like it's afternoon lull time again. Enjoy a meme while I smoke an American Spirit!

 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Every report I'm seeing is saying Israel is hitting oil depots and no mentions of refineries or any other infrastructure, yet. You make a good point about the fuel depots. From the videos and pictures I'm seeing and posting it looks like they're hitting fuel tanks but I'm not an oil fire expert.
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Besides depriving them of oil sales, this will eventually starve them of fuel to use in their own vehicles and weapons.
An army marches on its belly, and that includes its missile systems.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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MES is very serious now. He changed his pfp to the Ayatollah's hand wearing, I assume, the Red Ring of Revenge. Us infidels will never recover.

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The chairman of the Supreme National Security Council tells every country near Iran to check themselves before they wreck themselves.

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Iran's SNSC Chairman, Ali Larijani: 'We will make the Zionist and American bastards regret their decision' lol, cry more, goat fucker.

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Iran launched some missiles at central Israel. The ten minute countdown to "Intercepted" posts on Telegram begins now.
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Why is the Ayatollah wearing women's jewelry?

This Ayatollah lookin’ ZESTY, this Ayatollah lookin’ MOIST, he’s got sugar in his tank, he’s light on his feet, he’s a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this Ayatollah theatrical, this Ayatollah good with colors, this Ayatollah gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This Ayatollah lifts shirts, this Ayatollah on the down low, this Ayatollah be a toilet trader, this Ayatollah gardens uphill, this Ayatollah packs fudge, he’s a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he’s of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathetic sexual instinct, he’s fluent in Polari, he’s a refugee from Sodom, he’s on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he’s temperamental, he’s ‘one of those’ if you catch my drift.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Its going to be critical to know what precisely is meant by "oil infrastructure". If they are just blowing up fuel depots, that is standard military stuff. Iran can't use its mobile launchers if they don't have any gas.

If they are blowing up the refinery stacks and pumping stations, that is something else entirely. Those are far harder to replace then a storage depot and would lead to far longer lasting impacts.
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Every report I'm seeing is saying Israel is hitting oil depots and no mentions of refineries or any other infrastructure, yet. You make a good point about the fuel depots. From the videos and pictures I'm seeing and posting it looks like they're hitting fuel tanks but I'm not an oil fire expert.
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The esteemed @Mr. Racewar1488 is correct. A few articles I saw did say refineries but are almost def incorrect. It's more difficult to hit refineries (more precision and multiple hits) and causes other problems. Far easier to hit storage, etc.
 
Was this already posted? The US military runs a number of hospitals in Germany. They are quite important for the treatment of soldiers engaged in the ME. This donation drive is probably a precaution. Still, with only six service members dead so far, that seems like a very pessimistic preparation to make. Or could indicate a plan to deploy (some) boots on the ground.
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geckogoy said:
Trump after he 'takes all of the oil'
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"Folks, I can't stop, I just can't stop doing this, I can't stop drinking oil people, I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know, the stuff- the black stuff, that comes in barrels? Absolutely tantalizing, amazing taste and texture. Just can't drinking anything else like it, can you. It's addictive, drinking the stuff. I just can't stop, either. I just can't stop drinking crude oil. Can't stop guzzling it down, gulping it, just can't."
 
The Great Ducktator said:
Was this already posted? The US military runs a number of hospitals in Germany. They are quite important for the treatment of soldiers engaged in the ME. This donation drive is probably a precaution. Still, with only six service members dead so far, that seems like a very pessimistic preparation to make. Or could indicate a plan to deploy (some) boots on the ground.
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It's the "have and not need, then to need and not have" rule in effect.
 
The Great Ducktator said:
Or could indicate a plan to deploy (some) boots on the ground.
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More and more "leaks" claiming this more and more, if he's retarded enough to do it, and the republican party is retarded enough to follow along, they deserve the midterm wipeout. Can't be much worse for me tho, I'm already in a blue state so whatever it's gonna be fun
 
I was mildly inconvenienced by this thread getting removed from featured, so I dragged the "first unread" button to my bookmarks bar and now I feel like the smartest man alive
 
Enig said:
"Folks, I can't stop, I just can't stop doing this, I can't stop drinking oil people, I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know, the stuff- the black stuff, that comes in barrels? Absolutely tantalizing, amazing taste and texture. Just can't drinking anything else like it, can you. It's addictive, drinking the stuff. I just can't stop, either. I just can't stop drinking crude oil. Can't stop guzzling it down, gulping it, just can't."
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The original original original use for crude oil in the US was as a patent medicine. Mainly as a liniment but also straight up drink that shit. The most popular patent medicine crude oil brand in Murica in 1850 recommended drinking 3 teaspoonfuls 3 times a day to treat the liquid shits, vomiting (presumably, by making people vomit more), abdominal cramps, liver trouble (LOL, I'm sure the liver loves filtering crude oil), breathing problems etc.
 
My favorite bald boat nerd just released a new shipping vs US Navy video within the last hour:

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Zoobles said:
I was mildly inconvenienced by this thread getting removed from featured, so I dragged the "first unread" button to my bookmarks bar and now I feel like the smartest man alive
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It's also almost always at the top of "ACTIVE THREADS" on the right side.
 
Fatsuit Shinji said:
It's the "have and not need, then to need and not have" rule in effect.
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Yeah, let's hope it's this. The donation drive started five days into the war though. You'd expect the US military to top off reserves before committing to air strikes.

mango_reseller said:
More and more "leaks" claiming this more and more, if he's retarded enough to do it, and the republican party is retarded enough to follow along, they deserve the midterm wipeout. Can't be much worse for me tho, I'm already in a blue state so whatever it's gonna be fun
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Regime change won't happen without boots on the ground. The attempts to improvise a kurdish uprising have fallen through. A full on invasion would be madness and would have to be prepared for months. A more limited goal like capturing strategic islands or very specific parts of Irans coastline might be doable in a few days.
 
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