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This is supposedly the new Ayatollah, Yavjani Pirghazin. Good luck coming up with a food based meme name for him like "Can't churro the Maduro" or "casserola the Ayatollah".
When I looked up that name, I keep getting results for a Russian mercenary leader who was supposed to have died in 2023.
The search engines keep changing the spelling to "Yevgeny Prigozhin" for some reason.
 
When I looked up that name, I keep getting results for a Russian mercenary leader who was supposed to have died in 2023.
The search engines keep changing the spelling to "Yevgeny Prigozhin" for some reason.
For fucks sake, I got had by a fucking meme. I'll be editing the post now.
 
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio says that USAF is about to "UNLEASH CHIANG" on Iran in the coming hours and days. Who Chiang is and what he's capable of when unleashed is currently unknown.
That's his inner Jeb Bush coming out. "Unleash Chiang" was a favorite saying of George Bush senior and Jeb adopted it. Back when Rubio was Jeb!'s protégé, he gave Rubio a golden sword of "Chang" or something like that.

I think it's some Cold-War thing about Taiwan invading China and killing Mao, and the US fleet was holding Taiwan's leader Chiang Kai-shek back. So "Unleash Chiang" was the Cold War equivalent of the "Release the Kraken" meme.
 
Senior gas executives say China is pressuring Iran not to close the Strait of Hormuz or take any steps that would disrupt Qatari gas exports or other energy shipments, Bloomberg reports. Chinese state energy companies have reportedly been told that Beijing is working to ensure vessels continue transiting the strait. Chinese officials are pressing senior Iranian counterparts to avoid attacking oil and LNG tankers and to allow energy supplies to move freely.
China about to invade Iran.

They were probably looking for better candidates in Iran, but they already prepared the Shah as a plan.
Trump's statement about "being out of candidates" is quoted out of context.

Trump was asked who Iran would select as the next Supreme Leader and Trump was saying they don't know. All the guys previously ID'd likely to take over are all dead. All the austere religious scholars that the CIA/mossad figured woudl be candidates are dead, that's what Trump was saying.

turks have a real military, complete with aircraft, helicopters, artillery, drones, missiles, paratroopers.
some mountains are not going to stop them from fucking shit up across the border.
Had.
HAD a real military. E-dog purged them after baiting them into a coup in 2016 and that was after years of Islamist rot eating away at them.
The Turkish military now is a bunch of "We was Ottamins and sheets" sycophants and "politically reliables".

How many more fucking times must it be said, no revolution has started yet because Trump and their prospective leader Pahlavi have both literally repeatedly told every Iranian who can hear not to go out into the streets yet since it's still raining bombs, and to instead wait for their signal. At least wait until said signal comes out and see whether it's a dud or not before going 'haha neither Shahbros nor ZOG bombs can topple the Mullahs, Islam will reign over all Fars for another 1000 years'.
No that can't be. My fifth columnist programing over telegram informs me that the Ayatollah is more popular than ever and that the protests are all done. Drumpf is out of bombs and missiles and is completely finished. This means that Ukraine will collapse in two weeks because the US won't be able to send them anymore weapons. No I don't know how supply lines work I'm retarded enough to have been brainwashed by the CCP, the KGB, and/or the Eurofag lugenpresse.

They do. Routinely. Sometimes they fly planes into buildings as well.
There is a world of difference between "Some retards from Saudi came to the US and did typical muslim things" and Iran state organs recruiting, training, and supporting violent actors.

As for your moral arguments, every leader in the mideast is an oppressive shithead except maybe the Sultan of Oman. But not all of them killed 40,000 of their own people and have a western-friendly resistance movement raring to go.

Im a proud iranian goyim. Im just a good non jew who wants some yummy khazari milk jugs! BEING A GOY IS NOT AN INSULT AND I WILL MARRY A JEWESS WHO WILL CALL ME A GOOD GOY!
Nigger and Negro are not insults. They are just descriptive terms that mean "black".

20% (how much of the worlds oil supply travels through the straight of hormuz) is "basically all" of the worlds distribution?
Its nearly all bound for europe, hence why he's having a crash out about it.

The best pilot the IAF ever faced was Pakistani, shot down 4 planes. Saiful Azam.
I mean rare diamonds occassionally get through.
Also that dude was from the 70s so the product of Bri'itsh colonial educaton.

he US doesn't threaten to wipe out enemy countries for religious reasons.
I mean we do, but its because the violent retards we're bombing are using reglion to be violent retards.

It's fucking real
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The vote happened in the dedicated building for the council. They didn't even think of hiding it.
They were listening to the retards in this thread saying the US is out of bombs.
The US is never out of bombs.

>your leader gets killed because the israelis have spent years embedding themselves into your network and traffic cameras
>the US and israel are killing leaders at every chance they get with insane precision
>"let's all gather at the building we always meet at to elect a new leader"

Are they really that fucking retarded?
Yes. this is what inbreeding does .

Keep in mind a zoom call would solve this
Naw, Zoom call would just let the US get a fix on their position.

The US does not have infinite munitions, and if I had to guess it's rapidly running out of stockpiles. You can have a strategy to blow through everything to keep bombing sand people, though, sure. And that's ignoring the economic shocks currently going through the economy.
Cope harder.
You niggas love to use production numbers when the US ordinance facilties were undergoign upgrades.
I'm sorry you live in a turd world hellhole and are jelly that an actual superpower can cripple an enemy on the other side of the world with less than 10 casualties.

I've seen Jews & Shah supporters online call Qaani 'Agent Q', and I must say it's just a little suspicious that if I got a nickel for every time this particular guy miraculously survives a strike that kills one or more high-ranking Iranian officials who were supposed to be meeting him, I'd have four or five nickels by now. In any case he runs the Quds Force (IRGC military intelligence & terrorist proxy wrangler guys basically), has been since Soleimani got turned into a kebab, and the years-long assfucking of the Axis of Resistance also happened on his watch, which you'd think would have been reason enough for Khamenei to fire him even before anyone who hangs out around him (but never himself) started exploding over & over again.
The real Mossad mole just keeps tipping off Qaani to draw heat away.

I knew some people who were assigned to train the Saudi military. The officers and NCO's seemed to all be princes and distant family members of the Saud family. They were not used to working, being told what to do, following instructions, or anything related to the military really. Most of them were marginally competent at best, but American trainers do not fail princes, it's just not allowed. The Sauds themselves seemed confused about situation and didn't understand why the Americans were trying to get them to actually learn or do anything.
This is the exact issue. They view being in the military as a privilege assignment, something the state does for them not them for the state.
And yes, they were never ever allowe to be failed.

Instructor guy had a story of doing a practice bombing run - a PRACTICE run mind you - with some Saudi Royal and the guy absolutely having a melty and needing to be walked through exact steps and timings to drop his bombs.


How will they R&D when everything is getting bombed?
Send it to China.

US confirms use of B-52s. This means we have total air dominance.
We summon the ancient protector spirit of our ancestors ... B-52 AWAKE FROM YOUR SLUMBER AND SMITE OUR ENEMIES
yes yes the B-52 was never asleep let me have this

It'll be 90000AD, humanity will have ascended to an energyform and single consciousness and we'll be sending B-52s with warp engines to blow up the Andromedans.
 
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio says that USAF is about to "UNLEASH CHIANG" on Iran in the coming hours and days. Who Chiang is and what he's capable of when unleashed is currently unknown.
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Fine, if the mainland can't be reconquered then Iran will do.
 
Iran is hitting Tel Aviv and no interceptors are being fired anymore


US Secretary of State Marco Rubio says that USAF is about to "UNLEASH CHIANG" on Iran in the coming hours and days. Who Chiang is and what he's capable of when unleashed is currently unknown.
did he just call Israel the second most powerful air force in the world?
 
I'm sorry you live in a turd world hellhole and are jelly that an actual superpower can cripple an enemy on the other side of the world with less than 10 casualties.
I live in the US and my coping and seething is due to seeing my tax dollars evaporate in real time for something that in my opinion does not make me safer.
 
did he just call Israel the second most powerful air force in the world?

The Russians and Chinese can throw more ordinance for a longer period of time, but outside of the USAF, If I had to pick an airforce for a single week, it would be the IAF.
 
The disruption in energy production will have huge consequences. Europe is already critically short of gas reserves. The Neherlands and Germany are both almost at levels that by law trigger emergency measures such as gas rationing and export stops of gas. Which is a massive problem that will have domino effects affecting almost every country in Europe as many eastern European countries, including Ukraine, are dependent on gas shipments going through Germany. Because some nose goblin and Washington stooges have bombed the pipelines coming from Russia. If the gas flow isn't fixed quickly, the EU will probably have no other choice but to break ranks with Washington and grovel at Putins feet.

The EU would rather every last citizen die than accept they need Russian gas. Otherwise, you are correct.

I’m in the UK and terrified. The idiots on this thread are too thick to understand economics.
 
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Airstrikes all over Iran. Videos of these air strikes don't get posted until early morning EST so all you get are screenshots of Telegram posts.



Democrat Senator Richard Blumenthal after being briefed on Iran:
I just want to say I am more fearful than ever after this briefing that we may be putting boots on the ground.

I am no more clear on what the priorities of the administration are going forward—whether it is destroying Iran’s nuclear capability, simply its missiles, regime change, or stopping terrorist activities.

I think the administration owes it to the American people to have briefings not just for members of Congress but for the American public.

Nothing here should have been classified. It should be available to the American people.



Holden Bloodfeast, R, isn't satisfied with just Iran and wants to go after Hezbollah in Lebanon now. In a respectable bipartisan way, of course.



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Scenes from the US-Israeli attacks on Urmia, northwestern Iran. The IRGC jamming of Starlink must be faltering because bombing footage from Iran used to take several hours to get out.

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US-Israeli strikes in Aleshtar, western Iran.
 
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio says that USAF is about to "UNLEASH CHIANG" on Iran in the coming hours and days. Who Chiang is and what he's capable of when unleashed is currently unknown.
Chang is an inside joke between Jeb Bush and Rubio. Bush described "Chang" as a "mythical conservative warrior"

I mean hell, I'm curious as to what more they're going to do, because the bombing campaign they're doing in Iran is already insane.
 
It seems likely to me that they’ll have the Kurds revolt to tie down IRGC ground forces while the rest of the country takes to the streets.

That is an extremely dangerous game as it risks the disintegration of the Iranian state. Which is great for Tel Aviv but a disaster for Washington. Trump's foreign policy legacy will be reduced to creating Libya but an order of magnitude larger. If anything, aid should be prepared for the incoming government to stablize Iran as quickly as possible.
 
Like I said, are they going to invade? The strategic value of the bombing campaign is only relevant if there is an invasion. A revolution to make Prince Cuck the new Shah isn't going to magically appear because you blew up some Iranian's houses and children. Blowing up people's houses and children has probably lowered the chance of that happening, not increased it.
Nigga the fucking country is on a downward spiral caused by decades of incompetence and you seriously THIS is what will change the average iranians view on the joint strikes? Even ignoring most of them being military targets or assholes that killed innocents. Dude just shut the fuck up and eat some akhonds kir.
Palestininans starving in ruined cities, pictures broadcast live in 4K and all the usual Muslim defenders going "See? See what the jews are doing?" and the whole world sort of looking on bored and disinterested and sort of half shrugging "Well, they did Fuck Around pretty hard after all."
I used to and hell even still somewhat feel bad for the palis...until i remember iran used pali snipers to kill iranians and then remember that arabs,niggers and arabs existing is one of the biggest mistakes ahura mazda did. Its gotten to the point i just utterly laugh it off when i see the ads for them. Its bewildering how the kikes didnt final solution the palis. The whole mid east would've been better off with a non pali world but unfortunately we have to live with a cancerous bunch who cause shit and beg.
I mean, tbf the attacks have been mild here. To the point that it feels like nothing is happening around here. Then again im in the capital called abu dhabi. Which might surprise people since for most westoids. Dubai may as well be the entire UAE and i cant really fault them given how irrelevant the other states are.
What is Iran hoping to accomplish by pissing off the Saudis? You could argue the other Gulf states aren't really big enough to directly fuck with them, but Saudi Arabia can crush their asses.
SPEAKING of; from the R/saudiaforsaudis subreddit post about about dead American soldiers since the Afghanistan withdrawal.
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Our 2ND greatest ally ladies and gentlemen! I await the day when iran becomes a strong ally to america that eventually they will start having second thoughts about the gulf.
yeah bro democracy/republicanism works super well for middle eastern countries!
it has created inspiring success stories such as lebanon, syria, iraq and yemen!
these countries are definitely much better off and more successful than stupid backwards monarchies like saudia, UAE, jordan and kuwait!
Tbf iran has the potential to pull it off. We are non arabs after all! But imo a republic should be introduced later in irans life. For now a monarchy would do.
It's based on how America has NEVER won a single battle against Communists in the 20th Century. It hasn't even won against Muslims until now (maybe) and Trump is the closest one to actually doing it.
Are you high on jenkem? Because IIRC desert storm was a success and as for the USSR...yeah we all knew what happened to it.
Iran isn't Middle Eastern.

It's Western Eastern... Eastern Western? You know, the thing.
Central asia?
Their instincts as oppressive, micromanaging leaders is getting the better of these people. Just be honest about what is happening. It isn't Dubai's fault that Iran has been planning attacks on all of their neighbors as a form of extortion. Everyone knows that this is Iran's doing. The sooner it gets dealt with, the better.
This isn't too surprising when you consider that 80% of their populace consists of subhumans barring people like us, the levantine expats,westerners and obviously the citizenry. Can't blame them for the micromanaging.
 
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