DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
The Paleblood Vessel said:
Something about him saying that the absolutely unhinged and fitting art style of Wario Land 4 is awful makes me supremely MATI for some reason.
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This entire thing is just maximum unhinged. He has played games more than 99.999999999% of people his whole life is having every console any game he wants and he knows NOTHING about any fucking game and just shits on almost everything.
 
He couldn't remember where the first world was in Mario 64. At first glance that doesn't seem very noteworthy, but I don't think anyone who has ever played Mario 64 for longer than 30 minutes would forget where the first painting is located. There has to be some kind of alcohol-related brain damage at play here.
 
Fridge Raider said:
But yeah dude 100 likes will save the business!
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Only with the bubbles.
GameratePTSD said:
we are currently getting a rant about amiibos.
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He's just so vapid he has to recycle.
Balr0g said:
Kinda funny how his "streaming week" starts with 3 failed non existent goals and one big splurge of support.

Also what the actual fuck is this title Phil?

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Just say it open you want to be taken up the ass by LowTierGod. And I expect one hell of a cope session once he starts getting curbstomped by actual players and then his well oiled excuse "Lilly is low tier nothing I can do" comes out (probably the only thing that still cums out *wink wink nudge nudge*)
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Drama baby!
EmpGulcasa said:
This new grift of telling people to support game X while he's playing game Y is probably the biggest indication to me that things aren't going as well for him as he'd like. It flies in the face of the "if I don't get money while I play X it means people must hate the game so I'll stop playing it" system he's cultivated for years and years. You can hear it in his voice how upset he gets when someone says they'll support when he plays a game they actually like despite it being his fault that his audience behaves that way.
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It also again blows up his narrative that people give him money because they like him.
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Here's the latest retcon of his early days, claiming he was only pretending to be an obnoxious retard all those years, and the current MATCHOOR Phil, who as we all know makes nothing but tasteful jokes and wise insights, was the real him all along:
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He's trying to get ahead of the new Dent Sea Scrolls coming Saturday night.
INirvana said:
THIS IS THE MOST RETARDED SITCOM EPISODE OF DSP LMAOOO

This dude can't stream it, so hes playing it and telling people whats happening.

This is so fucking retarded, this season is outstanding.
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And he dares to wonder why he's a lolcow.
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
He is 43 fucking years old and doesn't understand he has stereoscopic vision, doesn't understand how depth perception works...
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Don't forget he's stated we see in 2D
RADRAD said:
"They did not disclose that you cannot capture the Virtual Boy"
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A larper should have responded with: Sure they did......you captured one for $100+ dollars.
 
architect said:
He couldn't remember where the first world was in Mario 64. At first glance that doesn't seem very noteworthy, but I don't think anyone who has ever played Mario 64 for longer than 30 minutes would forget where the first painting is located. There has to be some kind of alcohol-related brain damage at play here.
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Mario paint is one of his favorite games and he knows nothing about any of the settings or what anything does or what is even going on in the game. I really question if he has played any fuckin games before the xbox 360 at this point
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
we all know the real reason he quit. he was getting close to this part of the game
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HES GAY
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He loves his Virtual BBC by Fagtendo though.

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Eekum Bokum said:
Truly remarkable how he has every wrong take on games possible.
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That's been a bit of a trademark for him these last 2 decades. Who could blame him for hating broken mechanics, bad graphics, constant bugs, etc?
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Mario paint is one of his favorite games and he knows nothing about any of the settings or what anything does or what is even going on in the game. I really question if he has played any fuckin games before the xbox 360 at this point
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He play that broken port of Super Street Fighter 2 turbo for the PS that he got 4th place at. I wont be surprised if the PS2 was his first system and his parents only bought it so he could watch his BBC porn on it.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil's "King of Retro" LARP has always been dumb and pointless
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His king of Retro LARP is probably the funniest thing about him.

He clearly played arcade street fighter and other fighting games when he was young, but that's about it for the retro games.
As for the mainstream retro stuff it's more likely he played them years after their release... despite him being a fan of every major franchise if you were to listen to him.

If you love torturing yourself try going on pigpiggo and search for any retro game franchise, you'll have him claim being a fan all the while a few years prior claiming he never played that game.

He's truly the king of retcons
 
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