DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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GibMoneyPls said:
Phil aspires to be a Dog, with his flock of dented Sheep. But he's really just a gross Pig. Animals is a very fitting album for Phil too. Has his future in it, Just another sad old man. All Alone. Dying of cancer.

I can still edit: His ability to make a worse stream every damn day is impressive. WTH is this shit? I JUMPED INTO A BLOCK AND A COIN CAME OUT! I can't even hate-watch this garbage.
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Money is more up his alley.
"A new car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll pull me some sweaty jpegs"
 
Eekum Bokum said:
It should also be noted that when he quit FF7 Rebirth he claimed people told him to stop playing, this is a lie. They told him to stop playing the card minigame because he would spent half a stream trying to bruteforce one opponent and whining like a bitch when he lost so much to the point that even Raw's chat were bored of the salt. His viewers wanted to see some of the plot especially since he was close to Upper Junon and all the craziness that segment brings.
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we all know the real reason he quit. he was getting close to this part of the game
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HES GAY
 
That was like turning his videogame content into a DSP Tries it. He gets to tell you what he senses that aren't available to you, the viewer.

You can't taste the food, he will tell you how it tastes. It's Yummy
You can't smell the cologne, he will describe it to you, poorly.
You can't see the videogame, he will point out everything like you're blind.
 
His takes about these retro games on the switch online stuff are CRAZY. He really barely played any old games and is a total fake gamer

"Harvest moon? isnt this a farm sim game?" "Uncharted waters? whats that?" come on man

"Not that I would play Game Boy" uhhhh gameboy is fucking kino what the fuck
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
we all know the real reason he quit. he was getting close to this part of the game
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HES GAY
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It's especially hilarious because you don't have to dress Tifa and Aerith in the swimsuits. There are other outfits at the changing booths in Costa del Sol. The point is to match their beach outfits with Cloud's when he finally goes to the beach for more affinity points. Kat's gonna be jealous no matter what, Phil!
 
It’s been said a million times that Phil is debilitatingly retarded and has nothing but contempt for his dented audience, but holy shit. Don’t forget to support the stream guys, Phil had to work twice as hard today as normal narrating for you.
 
The sheer sense of entitlement he has to other peoples' money is perfectly exemplified in the fact he believes he is entitled to 150 dollars minimum for sitting here browsing games in the Switch store.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
kill me stream.mov

For the far smarter people who will not watch the stream live and just want a sample of how unimaginably retarded this Virtual Boy stream was, here's a slice.

HE LOST IT ALL!
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Is this nigger just trying to think up of new content for Kino Casino to use to dunk on him even harder than before?
 
Onkenataor said:
Apologies if repost, but someone posted on twitter old clips of dsp slamming 3D. He genuinely doesnt understand depth perception, hes that retarded.
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Phil full on not grasping 2D vs 3D is fucking amazing.

Went through every collection bitching about how limited it was, without actually having any games he'd like to personally see added, and proceeds to start playing Super Mario 64 to bitch about how choppy it is compared to games for modern consoles.

Completely lost on how anything works or why anything is the way it is. Spends all his time judging everything else anyway. Frankie MacDonald has a better grasp of reality than Phil. Josh Saunders was an intellectual compared to Phil.
 
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