DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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shekelshoah666 said:
Actually crazy he is going to look at games to play tonight AND tomorrow lol. An hour and a half left on the night stream and he says he can't start another game? fucking bonkers
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Don’t worry. He’ll complain he’s had no spare time tomorrow and blame US (Yes, us) as the reason why he makes very little progress on all of his streams.

Not the dead air tip-scanning. Not the 20-minute mini rants during gameplay. Not the 2 hours of therapy cope sessions every afternoon. And DEFINITELY not because he’s a retarded faggot who has to wait for his cucked dents to tell him *exactly* what to do regarding any decision.

Pigniggers self-inflicted suffering brings me so much joy.
 
I can already tell that I'm going to come back to the Wings call a few times a year, it's a piece of art. People who don't follow Phil won't understand why it's funny, but experiencing the difference between his falsely confident on-stream persona and his actual meek, sobbing faggot self is incredible, he's like a gay little goblin. And Kat mogging him is just the icing on the cake. Chef's kiss.
 
For anyone wondering what exciting and meaningful content Phil is making in 2026 we are currently getting a rant about amiibos.

We got another side profile.
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PigSeed said:
It's one little thing that if he leaned into, would give him the slightest shred of likeability.
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He could've even kept the new story! All he had to do was not call people stupid. The moment it went from being a natural funny moment into a way to call his detractors slobbering retards is when he lost the plot. Especially given all the evidence of him laughing about "it comes in denim" in the past.

He always has to paint himself as superior, he always has to tie shit back to detractors. He's mentally incapable of taking the tactical L to achieve the strategic W. Unlikeable to his core. Every single day he has to remind us, the only people who care enough to witness him, exactly why we hate him. What a pathetic life to lead.
 
The GOUT-HATERS Handbook said:
Here's the thumbnail for the Virtual Boy stream, if you look closely you can see the AI fucked up his prompt and put little Virtual Boys on all of the boxes lol
E: He just announced that he's going to "try out" the virtual boy for half an hour and let us know what it's like. Get ready for some meaningful content!
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Watch him get angry that old virtual boy games (which are notorious for being bad) are bad.

He'll probably have another crashout about not being able to stream this and go on one of his classic "they didn't think of me REEE" rant. I just love how he expects every single game to have a streamer option, and other special features just for streamers, as if it wasn't less than 1% of the players.

shekelshoah666 said:
Actually crazy he is going to look at games to play tonight AND tomorrow lol. An hour and a half left on the night stream and he says he can't start another game? fucking bonkers
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As usual, he needs a dent to tell him what to play, otherwise if the game doesn't get support he won't be able to tell "you guys asked for this"

All that "looking for games" just to avoid playing mewgenics
 
Comma said:
Outcome A: he truly said "denim" in the original song, but suddenly denies the existence of the "denim" line and doubles down on it in his own toxic way. That's an L.
Outcome B: it turns out he didn't say "denim" in the original song and it actually was "here comes the nana" all along. Though, he has been structurally singing "it comes in denim" throughout the years himself, therefore 100% agreeing with the general opinion that it was "denim", and then suddenly changing his opinion while calling everyone mentally ill who thought it was "denim" (like he did himself). That's an L.
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Holy shit the fat nigger had ANOTHER banana song coping segment?

Isn't it clear to him at this point that it does not fucking matter what he said? It's clearly some alcohol brained nonsense.

Naturally, the detractors will say he said the opposite of what he claims he said just to piss him off.

Has he even mentioned the remixes? In my mind, when I think of the banana song I'm thinking of the remixes. There are 5-6 of them by various channels and they all have decent views.
 
Kinda funny how his "streaming week" starts with 3 failed non existent goals and one big splurge of support.

Also what the actual fuck is this title Phil?

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Just say it open you want to be taken up the ass by LowTierGod. And I expect one hell of a cope session once he starts getting curbstomped by actual players and then his well oiled excuse "Lilly is low tier nothing I can do" comes out (probably the only thing that still cums out *wink wink nudge nudge*)
 
Cardinal Cardinal said:
Phil crashes out on Buckwell and you're a poor idiot for buying Nintendo products.
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There are many professions where blaming the customer is a death sentence for your credibility. The reviewer angle is bad for him anyway since his small audience hates retro games, according to him. He should have just said it's a vanity project for a product that fascinated him in his youth.


Balr0g said:
Also what the actual fuck is this title Phil?
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Calling the 13 year old girl character a "goddess" is.....not the choice I would make. Save that talk for The Island.
 
fresh pair of socks said:
Phail is 100% trying to phase out games, but since he's a lazy moron, he doesn't have anything else to do in their place. Sooner than later, his streams will be nothing but schedule talk, QnA, and begging.
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One of his biggest problems with not wanting to play games is he literally has nothing else to talk about. He doesn't leave the house. I think he thinks that he's so interesting that he can carry a show without the game as a background to begging, despite all evidence to the contrary. I mean he does Q & Beg every single day, basically asking his audience to make the content.

He sees that he makes more money on the pahdcast, he hates gaming, he loves leaning on the parasocial "let's just hang out" schtick, he just doesn't do anything outside streaming he could talk about to fill the space around the begging.
 
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