DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Baklava said:
I was thinking about Phil playing FFVII Rebirth again. He mentioned a few days ago that he had thought it was a great game and that he would want to play it if there was interest. Which is hilarious, considering how much he hated the game when he quit it, mostly because it didn't make money like he wanted, so of course, he found things to complain about.
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Wrong. Phil loved FF7 Rebirth, as he does all JRPGs, but these book smart idiots at Square Enix released their game right at the same time as the Yakuza slop and Dragons Dogma 2, causing RPG overload. Now Phil would have loved to continue playing all of these games, due to them being his passion, but he has to listen to what his audience wants and they were clearly burned out on RPGs as a whole.
 
So to be clear, his plan for today is to... play Virtual Boy games, and... describe what he's seeing, since he can't capture the video for the stream.

This has potential to be some of the worst content he's ever made.

SEE DAT, SUPERBLINDMAN?

While you listen to the following video, please consult the image.

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Minister of the Interior said:
There's a Virtual Boy emulator he could have played this stuff on if streaming it was really that important. But that $100 was burning a hole in his pocket.
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I can't wait for him to rediscover this garbage piece of tech years from now, during one of his closet cleaning streams and then grace his viewers with a fifteen minute long diatribe about it.
I see it so vividly with in mind's eye, it's amazing.
 
It should also be noted that when he quit FF7 Rebirth he claimed people told him to stop playing, this is a lie. They told him to stop playing the card minigame because he would spent half a stream trying to bruteforce one opponent and whining like a bitch when he lost so much to the point that even Raw's chat were bored of the salt. His viewers wanted to see some of the plot especially since he was close to Upper Junon and all the craziness that segment brings.
 
30 minutes in and dentractors have already made this stream unwatchable. The heavy rain meme isnt funny dents, im sorry.

It reminds me of when Steve from truthseekers tried to convice his audience to spam Phil with penny donations... wow you really showed him

I hope Phil describing the games to us like we are blind provides gold.
 
Sorry to post again so close to my last one, but Phil is losing it on the prestream today.

Here's the latest retcon of his early days, claiming he was only pretending to be an obnoxious retard all those years, and the current MATCHOOR Phil, who as we all know makes nothing but tasteful jokes and wise insights, was the real him all along:




This just always feels so disrespectful to his longtime fans, to me. He used to claim so ardently he was the realest man on YouTube, and told it like it was. Now he constantly claims it was all an act.

So you portrayed yourself falsely for years, recently admitted to "SNAKING" the Kino Casino with a months-long work, and also admitted to lying about spending your viewers' money on a mobile game while feigning financial distress for years.

How does he not realize what a pathological liar this makes him out to be? Does that not outweigh whatever imagined benefit he thinks there is to convincing people he was lying about who he was all those years?
 
So today's early stream is all about him playing on the Switch (starting with the Virtual Boy), and exploring the online content. What did DSP - a successful and professional children's entertainer streamer - do in preparation for this?

Yep, you guessed it: nothing. Hasn't even bought the online subscription yet...



Which results in some robust and meaningful content:





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Great posture and snort sacks, my liege!

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Anyway, don't let those snort sacks distract you from the riveting pre-stream:

 
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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Here's the latest retcon of his early days, claiming he was only pretending to be an obnoxious retard all those years, and the current MATCHOOR Phil, who as we all know makes nothing but tasteful jokes and wise insights, was the real him all along:
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Not the best argument to make Phil considering your more obnoxious and retarded today than back then.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
So to be clear, his plan for today is to... play Virtual Boy games, and... describe what he's seeing, since he can't capture the video for the stream.

This has potential to be some of the worst content he's ever made.

SEE DAT, SUPERBLINDMAN?

While you listen to the following video, please consult the image.
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He's just cornering the blind wheelchair audience with chill, pahsitive, accessible content.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Sorry to post again so close to my last one, but Phil is losing it on the prestream today.

Here's the latest retcon of his early days, claiming he was only pretending to be an obnoxious retard all those years, and the current MATCHOOR Phil, who as we all know makes nothing but tasteful jokes and wise insights, was the real him all along:


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This just always feels so disrespectful to his longtime fans, to me. He used to claim so ardently he was the realest man on YouTube, and told it like it was. Now he constantly claims it was all an act.

So you portrayed yourself falsely for years, recently admitted to "SNAKING" the Kino Casino with a months-long work, and also admitted to lying about spending your viewers' money on a mobile game while feigning financial distress for years.

How does he not realize what a pathological liar this makes him out to be? Does that not outweigh whatever imagined benefit he thinks there is to convincing people he was lying about who he was all those years?
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This could be a stealth admission he despises his audience (implied by how in unrecorded moments there are no snorts and lip smacking) which is funny because his content before used to have a shadow of trying to entertain an imagined audience, instead of demanding the audience to entertain him and give money for nothing.

That, or like his gaming "opinions", is an attempt at being seen as insightful regurgitating whatever seems more apealling from his X feed and ending up looking more retarded because he is PP Burnell.
 
Eekum Bokum said:
It should also be noted that when he quit FF7 Rebirth he claimed people told him to stop playing, this is a lie. They told him to stop playing the card minigame because he would spent half a stream trying to bruteforce one opponent and whining like a bitch when he lost so much to the point that even Raw's chat were bored of the salt. His viewers wanted to see some of the plot especially since he was close to Upper Junon and all the craziness that segment brings.
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Yup. People wanted to see Phail react to the bikini beach scene, but he stalled out and quit like a bitch, because he's married dood.
 
Watching Phil, in profile, tediously narrate himelf navigating the Switch marketplace as royalty-free, ai generated dance music blares over him is an all time low for his content quality I fear.
 
Eekum Bokum said:
It should also be noted that when he quit FF7 Rebirth he claimed people told him to stop playing, this is a lie. They told him to stop playing the card minigame because he would spent half a stream trying to bruteforce one opponent and whining like a bitch when he lost so much to the point that even Raw's chat were bored of the salt. His viewers wanted to see some of the plot especially since he was close to Upper Junon and all the craziness that segment brings.
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Dude watching him play Queen's Blood was the fucking worst. I don't know why he slapped so meatily against it when he could have skipped most of it. I would rather watch him do the original FFVII Fort Condor segment
 
Baklava said:
and has had Pink Floyd's "Waiting for the Worms' blaring in his ears on repeat for nearly 20 years at this point, so he wouldn't get any of this.
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Phil aspires to be a Dog, with his flock of dented Sheep. But he's really just a gross Pig. Animals is a very fitting album for Phil too. Has his future in it, Just another sad old man. All Alone. Dying of cancer.

I can still edit: His ability to make a worse stream every damn day is impressive. WTH is this shit? I JUMPED INTO A BLOCK AND A COIN CAME OUT! I can't even hate-watch this garbage.
 
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This is quite possibly the worst content I've ever seen. There were SO many other way to have gotten around this if he really wanted to show virtual boy gameplay but Phil just wanted to be a sarcastic asshole and force himself to justify his 100 dollar purchase. He could have much better spent that money on 30 Alprazolam from the street to eat on stream all at once and just die in front of everyone.

This is where we are now. Poison yourself, Phil.

However, listening to him try to narrate a golf game when he knows fucking fuck-all about golf is making me wheeze.
 
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GibMoneyPls said:
Phil aspires to be a Dog, with his flock of dented Sheep. But he's really just a gross Pig. Animals is a very fitting album for Phil too. Has his future in it, Just another sad old man. All Alone. Dying of cancer.
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You could put on pretty much any Pink Floyd album and get some kino out of it. I found Dark Side of the Mood especially good, but I need to see if there's a TIHYDP that fits especially well, maybe for each album. Just putting it on while he's streaming is also kino, really highlights the futile desperation. Used to do that sometimes especially while he was playing truck sim.
 
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