💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
dustnight said:
You know in light of the recent cuckening revelations by @StarTrak going all the way back to before the marriage even began, what do you think this "I will be us" was all about not long ago? 🤔
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My theory is that Nick has always been a beta cuck and Kayla has always been a worthless waste of a wife and mother. At some point, probably many times, Kayla has opined that she just can’t fulfill her duties as a stay-at-home Mom and has become listless, and instead of being a man and dominating her and his household, he did all the chores and got a gay tattoo because all he knows is that women are always right and pussy and pleasure are the only things worth pursuing in this life.

L Ghia said:
Saying he has an additiction to dopamine has got to be the dumbest stupid fucking shit I've heard him say.

No fucking shit sherlock, that's why you are a fucking addict.

Does he think saying it's to dopamine and not coke that it's somehow different?
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The only reasonable explanation I’ve ever heard for Nick’s word games is that he has oppositional defiance disorder. Being this far down and still going “ackshually” to correct a minor point is while confirming the actual horrifying aspects of the rumor is crazy.

Nick isn’t addicted to Coke! Hes addicted to dopamine! Nick didn’t die of an overdose! He died of a heart attack caused by B12 deficiency and cirrhosis of the liver.

What’s the point?
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Except in Kandiyohi county! Unless the druggy asks for it to be taken to them in jail, they just assume, "All's good!" Even with a different name on the bottle.
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Kandiyohi County identified a druggie from youtube videos, established probable cause, executed a search warrant, found dealer levels of drugs, guns and rescued 5 children. In addition, they secured a felony conviction against a lawyer.

Pretty sure KC is crushing it.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
Kandiyohi County identified a druggie from youtube videos, established probable cause, executed a search warrant, found dealer levels of drugs, guns and rescued 5 children. In addition, they secured a felony conviction against a lawyer.

Pretty sure KC is crushing it.
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Nah, the piece of shit dodged a felony conviction unfortunately. I think he will continue to use and fuck up.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
Kandiyohi County identified a druggie from youtube videos, established probable cause, executed a search warrant, found dealer levels of drugs, guns and rescued 5 children. In addition, they secured a felony conviction against a lawyer.

Pretty sure KC is crushing it.
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The only KC that's crushing it, is Kino Casino. And by crushing it, I mean PPP's chair.

They clearly went easy on Nick, whether that was the Sheriff or the prosecutor, I guess we don't know.
 
In defense of K county, his sentence was harsher than basically everyone was predicting. First time drug offender = slap on the wrist. We only believe that CPS went easy on him because of Nick's claims about when he got his kids back, which he could easily be lying about.

ofc, CPS giving him a Father of the Year award doesn't jive with his accusations about them being hellbent on keeping his children from him, going so far as to perjure themselves, and them molesting one of his children.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick treats every interaction from conversations with friends to talking to police like it's an autistic tabletop game

"Erm, you drew 4 cards instead of 5, that means the cocaine I had in my house doesn't count"
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The thing is, law kind of *is* an autistic tabletop game.

But Nick, despite having been a lawyer, never bothered to learn the rules. Like a sovereign citizen, he learned a couple of rules, then tried to infer himself into the rest.
 
Melty Butter said:
Lastly, are we sure he wasn't dealing, or planning to deal?
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Personally, I am of the opinion that he was absolutely dealing, though likely in a small "friend to friend" way. As Anominous explained though, it looks like the warrant was so heavily oriented towards busting a USER that the cops just didn't feel they could expand it into a dealer kind of situation.

I also think that they got overwhelmed by the hoard and just couldn't take being there anymore. Sorry, cops, that's your job. Sounds like the lead cop was more interested in the Mountain Dew and snuff in his car than digging through clothes.

The scale, the small plastic baggies, the funnel, all of that would almost immediately been considered evidence of trafficking if they had come in looking for a trafficker. My guess is they just didn't want to go beyond the scope of their warrant. Or they were just lazy and bad at their jobs? Usually, finding scale, funnel, baggies, would automatically escalate the search one would think? But this is Kandiyohi County. And, honestly, I haven't shit on the cops, Minnesota, court system at all during this whole saga, but this is the one area that has bothered me the most! I've known people who've had their entire house flipped over by cops for fucking seeds. Also, they had NO lab that could determine the brown-brown was DMT? Yes, it's relatively obscure, but has become increasingly mainstream due to the Rogan crowd.

Even people who HATE Rekieta and rip on his every move still seem to give him a pass on this one. Partly, because there has been so many unbelievable events in this story, that "Rekieta dealer' may just be a bridge too far. However, I would urge people to understand that the illicit drug world is massive and ensnares all kinds of people you would never imagine in a million years would get tied to such a thing. It could be as simple as a restaurant owner who gets strong-armed into money laundering, or a young kid with straight A's who delivers drugs on his bike... or a retarded live streaming former lawyer who thinks cocaine can save the world and wants a second chance to be a "cool young guy" that he missed out on the first time.

Nick's recent vibe reminds me of David Gahan's sleazy character in the "It's No Good" video. And the lyrics fit very well with Nick's continued lusting for Aaron.

 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
Nick won. Anyone who disagrees with this truth is a Dork and a NERD.
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The fact he skated by on what the charges should have been--and the ones that never even came up!--and got Kayla/April off the hook, and has essentially been completely ignored when it comes to his "don't do drugs/break the law" conditions... yeah, he won on the legal front.

Unfortunately for him, that's not the only place that matters, because everyone looking at this situation knows that just because the state didn't try him for X Y or Z doesn't mean he didn't do it.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
Kandiyohi County identified a druggie from youtube videos, established probable cause, executed a search warrant, found dealer levels of drugs, guns and rescued 5 children. In addition, they secured a felony conviction against a lawyer.

Pretty sure KC is crushing it.
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Not really, no.

I think the lower and middle ranks in law enforcement did a good job here. That means the deputies, detectives, sergeants, etc. I tip my hat to them. They identified a crime in progress in which children were in danger, and pursued that with vigor. I, for one, hope they don't catch Gonorrhea. God bless them.

But the elected Sheriff (read: politician) who resisted the release of the bodycam? Or the County Attorney who assisted Nick and the Sheriff in the 11th hour effort to block it, and let Nick skate completely on his child endangerment? No, they suck.

If Nick's case were a Law & Order episode, "the police that investigate crimes" get an A, and "the district attorneys who prosecute them" get like a D. I only spare them an F because they managed to not fuck up the drug charge at least.

Nick still deserved far harsher than he got.

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Terror_Mouse said:
Unfortunately for him, that's not the only place that matters, because everyone looking at this situation knows that just because the state didn't try him for X Y or Z doesn't mean he didn't do it.
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His biggest defeat is social in nature, yeah.
 
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Melty Butter said:
For those monitoring the narcolepsy "diagnosis" he firmly said he was diagnosed. I recall that being a self-diagnosis.
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Just like how Hamberlynn Feed totally has been diagnosed with beepeedee. I might believe Nick if he shows some paperwork, but it’s most likely just another excuse for having no impulse control and being dysfunctional in general.
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*IIRC, there was a stream where he talked about "how cool his doctor was" and how anything they needed they could get. This is going back a while but I remember hearing that and thinking, "That's why we have an opiod crisis."

Doctors that just give patients what they want should be prosecuted, case in point, Nick Rekieta. He self diagnoses because how could a test know more than him, ammi right? But also, Nick could out smart the test to make it so he has narcolepsy or doesn't have narcolepsy. He's just that smart!

*IIRC, it was a "family doctor" in the sense he saw the entire Rekieta family. Do you think the doctor is going to go against the grain and tell Nick he doesn't have all these problems and he just needs help, or get that % from the scripts he writes him and Kayla?

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I think he might legitimately have narcolepsy, but I feel like you don't treat it with a whole bunch of alcohol and stubbornly refusing to try and sleep normal hours. I think he probably has it, but uses it as an excuse to enable behavior instead of changing his lifestyle to try and minimize the disruption it has on his life.
 
Terror_Mouse said:
The thing is, law kind of *is* an autistic tabletop game.

But Nick, despite having been a lawyer, never bothered to learn the rules. Like a sovereign citizen, he learned a couple of rules, then tried to infer himself into the rest.
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He also gets very upset when proven wrong

He still thinks his "it's a reupload" defense is ironclad and that there's just a conspiracy against him
 
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Balldo said:
I also think that they got overwhelmed by the hoard and just couldn't take being there anymore
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This is backed up by the bodycam notes from mama k and tiki man 2 btw. It's mentioned by the cops that they won't be able to search the place top to bottom because of all the filth
 
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