💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

Nick isn't into women stronger than him

That would mean he's entirely gay since he can't find any women weaker than he is. Other than Qayla maybe.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is coping about the gay bono look. He tried to create some cool guy character and failed miserably.

Ironically if Nick started cosplaying as a catholic monk we'd all go "lol retard thinks he's godly" but we would not be talking about how he's dressed like a cocaine addicted retard.

 

[Vibralldo]

More half hearted, drug brained attempts at keeping Kayla from divorcing him.

Nick gets performative whenever he and our wife fight, because he's on the narcissist pendulum cycling between cornering her in the shower to scream at her and insisting they're soul mates.

Most likely it was related to her telling him to kick the side bitch to the curb, because if she can't get dicked by other guys he doesn't get a live in whore.

I always took I will be us as Nick trying to guilt Kayla by preying on her insecurities that she's worthless

"I will be us, meaning I will do both the parental roles because you are a useless whore junkie that lays in bed all day watching star trek reruns and playing legos like a retarded child. I am so generous to put up with you, you're lucky to have me and would never find anyone else who would marry your worthless ass."

 

[not william stenchever]

And he isn't mature enough to handle the constant criticism all of which is well founded and substantiated.

DSP can weather the storm. Nick runs and hides when a few people in chat speak the truth. That comparison is damning.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick isn't into women

True.

 

[HungryPug]

We don’t bring up Nicks facial bruising enough. We know he hits himself in the cockhokder from time to time but it’s definitely his slag wife (perhaps OurWife) that lumped him up. He probably didn’t pay the paramount plus bill because it was in the mortgage envelope he forgot to sent for a year.

 

[AnOminous]

He refused to give them the code, and the only person inside sober enough to answer the door (the kid) also refused to let them in. At that point kicking the door in is entirely usual, especially for a case where they're looking for drugs.

It's generally presumed that in a house full of dope fiends, if they're refusing to open the door it's because they're trying to destroy the evidence.

It is absolute skelly bullshit that it is at all unusual to breach in that circumstance. In fact it is the standard response.

Just like how Hamberlynn Feed totally has been diagnosed with beepeedee. I might believe Nick if he shows some paperwork, but it’s most likely just another excuse for having no impulse control and being dysfunctional in general.

For any of Nick's made up illnesses, if they're commonly associated with excessive boozing, I just assume he's lying as usual. Narcolepsy my fucking ass.

Drug addicts will hide drugs when traveling in their prescription pill bottles by filling empty pill capsules with their drug of choice then hiding those pills under their real pills in the bottle.

This is one of those halfwit things dope fiends think are clever. Instead, the instant a cop sees a pill bottle, they're going to be giving it more scrutiny.

 

[World in Scarlet]

And she’s a personal friend of Scott Ritter?

Another child molester, huh. She has a type.

Nick was sleazy and creepy and predatory throughout that drunk stream of him and Faran, which of course included a long segment about what age she was when she lost her virginity. He absolutely needed to know that. It's crazy seeing comments under that video about how people thought it was fun:





It seems Nick's fanbase always had trouble understanding social cues.

There's also this weird and funny segment where he says he has no conscience and self-diagnoses as a sociopath while making this goofy face. The joke lands really well.

 

[Beavis]

Another child molester, huh. She has a type.

Nick was sleazy and creepy and predatory throughout that drunk stream of him and Faran, which of course included a long segment about what age she was when she lost her virginity. He absolutely needed to know that. It's crazy seeing comments under that video about how people thought it was fun:
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There's also this weird and funny segment where he says he has no conscience and self-diagnoses as a sociopath while making this goofy face. The joke lands really well.
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Nick, look how thick and full that hair is on top!

 

[Pentamidine]

It is absolute skelly bullshit that it is at all unusual to breach in that circumstance. In fact it is the standard response.

"Police - open up, we have a warrant."

"No."

"Damn...the magic words. Ok, legally we have to leave without executing our search. He got us, boys"

- This is what Nick Rekieta actually believes

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Ironically if Nick started cosplaying as a catholic monk we'd all go "lol retard thinks he's godly" but we would not be talking about how he's dressed like a cocaine addicted retard.

He should go hide in the strictest monastery possible. Not being allowed to speak unless it's a prayer or confession would do Nick a lot of good.

 

[not william stenchever]

He should go hide in the strictest monastery possible. Not being allowed to speak unless it's a prayer or confession would do Nick a lot of good.

I think Nick would prefer hell.

This is one of those halfwit things dope fiends think are clever. Instead, the instant a cop sees a pill bottle, they're going to be giving it more scrutiny.

There have got to be less conspicuous containers to hide illicit substances in but like you said, halfwit dope fiend things.

 

[Captain Manning]

"Police - open up, we have a warrant."

"No."

"Damn...the magic words. Ok, legally we have to leave without executing our search. He got us, boys"

- This is what Nick Rekieta actually believes

It's actually a bit funnier than that.

He kept screaming "You have no probable cause!"

IANAL, but I am pretty sure a warrant is an ex-parte thing, and they demonstrated the probable cause to Fischer to get the damn thing.

I kinda think what he wanted was for the entire process to stop, and for Judge Fischer to descend from the sky in her robes right there, so he could call her a dumb bitch and litigate his side before the warrant could be executed.

This man, BTW, was allegedly a criminal defense attorney. It's absolutely horrifying to me.

Permanently revoke his license, please. For the love of God.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

She's everyone's wife.
Our wife.

I want a divorce. You can keep her.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I want a divorce. You can keep her.

Hell, even @Fapcop has lost interest in Their Tramp.

 

[not william stenchever]

I kinda think what he wanted was for the entire process to stop, and for Judge Fischer to descend from the sky in her robes right there, so he could call her a dumb bitch and litigate his side before the warrant could be executed.

And then gulp down her pussy liquor.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's actually a bit funnier than that.

He kept screaming "You have no probable cause!"

IANAL, but I am pretty sure a warrant is an ex-parte thing, and they demonstrated the probable cause to Fischer to get the damn thing.

I kinda think what he wanted was for the entire process to stop, and for Judge Fischer to descend from the sky in her robes right there, so he could call her a dumb bitch and litigate his side before the warrant could be executed.

This man, BTW, was allegedly a criminal defense attorney. It's absolutely horrifying to me.

Permanently revoke his license, please. For the love of God.

Nick treats every interaction from conversations with friends to talking to police like it's an autistic tabletop game

"Erm, you drew 4 cards instead of 5, that means the cocaine I had in my house doesn't count"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is one of those halfwit things dope fiends think are clever. Instead, the instant a cop sees a pill bottle, they're going to be giving it more scrutiny.

Except in Kandiyohi county! Unless the druggy asks for it to be taken to them in jail, they just assume, "All's good!" Even with a different name on the bottle.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick treats every interaction from conversations with friends to talking to police like it's an autistic tabletop game

"Erm, you drew 4 cards instead of 5, that means the cocaine I had in my house doesn't count"

Nick probably thinks the people behind famous 40k incidents like the guy putting down evenly spaced troops so that his opponent who kept his entire army in reserve couldn't deploy and winning by default, or the guy who said "you didn't declare that strategem so it doesn't count" are masters of strategy.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

You know in light of the recent cuckening revelations by @StarTrak going all the way back to before the marriage even began, what do you think this "I will be us" was all about not long ago?

My theory is that Nick has always been a beta cuck and Kayla has always been a worthless waste of a wife and mother. At some point, probably many times, Kayla has opined that she just can’t fulfill her duties as a stay-at-home Mom and has become listless, and instead of being a man and dominating her and his household, he did all the chores and got a gay tattoo because all he knows is that women are always right and pussy and pleasure are the only things worth pursuing in this life.

Saying he has an additiction to dopamine has got to be the dumbest stupid fucking shit I've heard him say.

No fucking shit sherlock, that's why you are a fucking addict.

Does he think saying it's to dopamine and not coke that it's somehow different?

The only reasonable explanation I’ve ever heard for Nick’s word games is that he has oppositional defiance disorder. Being this far down and still going “ackshually” to correct a minor point is while confirming the actual horrifying aspects of the rumor is crazy.

Nick isn’t addicted to Coke! Hes addicted to dopamine! Nick didn’t die of an overdose! He died of a heart attack caused by B12 deficiency and cirrhosis of the liver.

What’s the point?