💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
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This chatter has a pretty good track record of getting Nick to seethe.

 
I'm still undecided if his NPD can even make him aware how much harm he does to his own family every day, or he understands and simply doesn't care.
Typical Nikc-ism, he said his loved ones, meaning himself, and maybe April, we have seen how he talks about his family, they are clearly not the "loved ones".
 
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Saying he has an additiction to dopamine has got to be the dumbest stupid fucking shit I've heard him say.

No fucking shit sherlock, that's why you are a fucking addict.

Does he think saying it's to dopamine and not coke that it's somehow different?
 
Is that a weed vape? It has to be because he was toned down and spoke noticeably slower than usual. According to Minnesota statute 342.09 PERSONAL ADULT USE OF CANNABIS, it is legal.
Maybe? I'd bet nicotine. Nick's always been consistent on disliking weed bc it makes him pass out due to narcolepsy. He said it again with Nina last night. (For those monitoring the narcolepsy "diagnosis" he firmly said he was diagnosed. I recall that being a self-diagnosis.)

It's a shame Nina has no charisma bc her reply was pretty funny. She said if Nick had just done weed and went to sleep he would have a avoided a lot of his problems. Nick laughed, then said that he knows himself. He'd have done more coke to counter the calming effects of the weed.

Fwiw, he seems pretty sober to me. He's struggling to come up with certain words and memory, along with a lot of pauses, however, it's not in an Ethan-Ralph-Xanex way. It's more... mid-life, and his brain is recovering from whippets.
 
Nick laughed, then said that he knows himself. He'd have done more coke to counter the calming effects of the weed.
This actually makes sense, a close friend of mine used to smoke with me and we settled for that, but when his father passed and he went 100% Meth he couldn't touch weed. "Just makes me miss speed!" was always his excuse.

Which is also one of Rekietas faggy flaws, why not do speed? Much cheaper, keeps going for aloooot longer and all that.
But no. That aint "Miami Vice Cool, Dawg!"

Lemmy is totally right, coke is a nepo baby drug for little nepo babies.
 
Was she ever "his" wife?
She's everyone's wife.
Our wife.
There's a Chinese term called 萬人可夫 which means 10,000 people can be her husband. Of course 10,000 is just a euphemism for infinity or a lot.
Speaking of Chinese, maybe his slatternly wife can get that as a tattoo next to match skelly's 我愛綠帽 or whatever the fuck.
 
cops knocked down his door, and that's unusual.
He refused to give them the code, and the only person inside sober enough to answer the door (the kid) also refused to let them in. At that point kicking the door in is entirely usual, especially for a case where they're looking for drugs.

Nick loves to spin them knocking the door down as proof of his conspiracy theory that they were out to get him, but if that was the case they'd have gotten a no knock warrant and done it at the absolute crack of dawn to really fuck with him.
 
Nick and Elijah are both victims of the shady backroom dealings of powerful people


Nick stopped being reserved about his sartorial urges
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For those monitoring the narcolepsy "diagnosis" he firmly said he was diagnosed.
My head cannon is that he was up all night, every night playing WoW or EverQuest and drinking. His former boss that was riding his ass because he was constantly late had him pegged as a shit bag allergic to responsibility. The narcolepsy diagnosis was conveniently lucky for him.
 
Can any drug experts here explain the pill making machine? I mean, WTAF?

First of all, I don't recall that being mentioned in any of the police reports - odd, bc he did admit to owning one. Second, which of Nick/Kayla/April's drugs would be in pill form?

Coke isn't usually ingested orally in pill form, right? So, MDMA? Ketamine?

Lastly, are we sure he wasn't dealing, or planning to deal? His coke being put in the little baggies by him and April was always an odd story to me.
 
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For those monitoring the narcolepsy "diagnosis" he firmly said he was diagnosed. I recall that being a self-diagnosis.
Just like how Hamberlynn Feed totally has been diagnosed with beepeedee. I might believe Nick if he shows some paperwork, but it’s most likely just another excuse for having no impulse control and being dysfunctional in general.
 
Nina knows better. She's been right there on screen for dozens of Nick's cringier moments, she should know exactly what kind of creep he is. She must be thirsty for any guests who might bring her a trickle of viewers. Or, she's cool with who Nick Rekieta really is. Either way it portrays a pretty disappointing character.
Think it's a combination of desperation and being dumb/gullible. She effectively got kicked out of the comicsgate/Nerdrotic sphere for being profoundly boring and ignorant, to the point where she was asked to leave the RealBBC (a podcast thing run by Az, Mauler & Nerdrotic) because she was damaging their viewership. After that her appearances on those channels became fewer and fewer as people realised she had literally nothing to contribute to anything - plain white walls have more going for them than this vacuum of charm.
 
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