🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,576 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,613
Black Willow Lurker said:
Correct :story::
Diff: 
+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.
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wow he is so bad
Code: 
switch (next_step)
             {
                 case 1:
+                    next_step = 2;
+                    cur_message = 233;
+                    clash_fern_fliptext();
+                    activate_dialog();
+                    break;
+               
+                case 2:
+                    next_step = 3;
+                    cur_message = 234;
+                    clash_fern_fliptext();
+                    activate_dialog();
+                    break;
+                case 3:
+                    switch (global.storyline_array[433])
+                    {
+                        case 0:
+                            next_step = 24;
+                            break;
+                        case 1:
+                            next_step = 4;
+                            break;
+                    }
+                    if (global.storyline_array[431] == 0)
+                        next_step = 42;
+                    cur_message = 235;
+                    clash_fern_fliptext();
+                    activate_dialog();
+                    break;

Why the fuck doesnt he create a new function like this
Code: 
Func nextMsg (nextStep, curMsg)
    next_step = nextStep;
    cur_message = curMsg;
    clash_fern_fliptext();
    activate_dialog();

This just shows he doesnt even listen to feedback
 

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Black Willow Lurker said:
Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words
:story:
Code: 
Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215
Code: 
Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason :feels:
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Beautiful. There was a 50 day difference between this patch and the one before.
152 lines is a rate of ~3 lines per day, with at least one containing an ellipse.
That's WORK. Late happy 1000 :lol:
 
Aidan said:
Shaye/Stijn get 25% of every sale of Heartbound each. Stijn also gets 100% of every OST sale. The 50% I get just goes into the company pile for other objectives like paying staff and running the rescue.

I don't really buy things for myself nor care to. As long as I have my streaming setup, everyone is getting paid, and the rescue operates I am good with my financial situation.
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Deceptive phrasing like this makes me think that Jason is just malicious and conniving rather than mentally ill with narcissism(referring back to the reference that Maldavius' root origin is malice).

Most of the internet has enough logic and sense to piece together that with his history, the ferret rescue isn't a charitable side gig he does, but his main interest, and that regardless of whether you believe Mald is abusing the ferrets or not, Mald has the personality of a cat lady/horse girl when it comes to ferrets and his main objective in life is to own and nurture a bunch of them(for nefarious purposes or not). It, alongside Shaye, are his two main interests in life, so him saying that most of the money goes to Shaye and his ferrets doesn't represent generousity but rather self-interest.

I still think he's a narcissist, but I think the 2 things really screwing him over into this lolcow are his pathological lying habits, and his stupidity(because he's stupid to think statements like these make him look better). Both of those destroyed any semblance of his narcissistic persona.

Also, does anyone have a transcript or vod of the stream he took down a few days ago(where he mentions fridge 50 times)?
 
I used to think I was terrible with programming, and I probably still am, but looking at his code makes me more confident that I can do better :)
 
1983 Opel Kadett said:
He's said that he works 4-5/day on HB and more on weekends. That's basically 1 line every for every 2 hours of work.
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Roachbound said:
(6 minute timestamp) what the fuck....Mald: "I work on it[heartbound] 4 hours a day and 16 hours on wednesdays and thursdays"

LMFAO he spends 52 hours a week just to change font and ask his composer for a new soundtrack

LMFAO HAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT?
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Worse lmfao, 52 hours a week on heartbound leaves us with an average of 21 lines a week, or 1 line every 8 hours...fuck that perfectly fits with the day/line ratio lmfao

It's obviously bullshit from him but it's so funny because who on earth would even come up with such a stupid lie. Like are we suppose to believe his "OCD" is compelling him to think about a single text box in the game for hours trying to "perfect" it, how the fuck do his fans lap this shit up lmao
 
2ndBest said:
I used to think I was terrible with programming, and I probably still am, but looking at his code makes me more confident that I can do better :)
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Ripping stuff from GitHUB makes you better coder than him. In middle school they teach you what not to do, like checking very IP manually if it's hacker.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Isn't the point of an enum that you can name it anything you want too?
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The point of an enum is to inform the compiler that variables of a given type can only take on a limited number of specific values. Then, the preprocessor can enforce this constraint and warn you if you've made a little Jason somewhere. The compiler can also in some cases produce more efficient machine code from your source because it knows that a limited range of discrete values is guaranteed.
Roachbound said:
Deceptive phrasing like this makes me think that Jason is just malicious and conniving rather than mentally ill with narcissism(referring back to the reference that Maldavius' root origin is malice).
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100% agreed. There's no imaginable benevolent reason to keep all his finances in one nebulous slush fund. On stream he will say things like "oh yeah btw today's donations are all going to the ferrets". But it all goes into this magic money hole where he never has to show any receipts for what he actually did with it. He said it himself that the reason he doesn't make it an official charity is because he doesn't want to "create the appearance of moving money around suspiciously". I don't think one side of his brain really understood how the other phrased that.

The ferrets are just a sympathy farm and they've been and will be stuck in those same tiny cages for years. I can only imagine how it smells in the writers' room now that Animus is nearing 99.9% completion.

 
He's about to pick the gamejam theme, if anyones interested.

And as the game jam already started, he's late to his own gamejam.
 
Oswald Sneedington said:
This whole thing seems incredibly and disgustingly dysfunctional. How can you be airing your family dirty laundry like this? How can you be such an awful son?
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The clip shows neither in a good light, but part of me wonders if the dad is just tired of Jason's bullshit and lashed out. He seems particularly upset about it, but a live stream certainly isn't a place to air out your grievances.
 
Happy Birthday Jason! Just a reminder.

Your friends hate you, if you have any left. Your previous life haunts you. Your ferrets are going to die because of either your neglect or the reality they have low life expectancy. Your colleagues are using you for clout and/or numbers and don't actually care about you. Those that you've wronged in the past are praying for your downfall. All your former coworkers are laughing at you. Your roommates have shown how bad of a person you are. Your father hates you and unironically regretted not beating you. Your fans are getting angry about Heartbound. StopKillingGames has its biggest ally yet, an actual member of the EU board who also believes in what we believe. People are seeing through your veil as a former employee, with years of experience. And the best part of all of this? You'll never recover.

Better start getting some grilling experience if you want to have any extra income in the following months for your ferret hoarding, i mean, ferret rescue sanctuary.
 
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