🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I think he's trying to insinuate "You better stop criticizing me or a lot of people are going to lose their jobs!" more than anything.

and is using his staff as human shields. Not unusual for a narcissist to turn people with autonomy into props in their lives.

His loyal staff are not only being used as human shield but they are a very important foundation of Jason's power too. It's great to see him self-destructing.

"unless I can snag a job"
Well that shouldn't be a problem with your gorillion years of experience, right Jason?

Really fucking funny he said that. Like he's already worrying about his next grift.

If you can't make your business work then you deserve to go out of business.

And who the fuck needs to hire 15 people to "protect the community" working 24/7 in a tight scheduled operation across all official channels.
A fucking freak, that's who. Fuck you and your shitty staff Maldavius

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Has maldys damage control strategy ever worked for any cow ever? I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

I honestly think that he thinks that all of the people mad at him are Kiwi Farmers. It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Aidan]

Mald and Karl Jobst both run to their Discord servers for comfort with zero self awareness, it's great. They need validation and can't get it from friends or family face to face. In both cases, friends and family would say "Have you tried shutting up?" and they can't. That is not an option and nobody else understands! If you shut the fuck up then you lose and this is all about winning!

Mald has gone through stages and whatever stage he's at now is coping about how if he didn't fight back then he wouldn't be where he was today and neither would anyone else in his server/community, as if he's some paragon that has brought people up and if he falls then they fall. I wonder if he realized he's peaked and will never have that kind of positive attention ever again.

Has maldys damage control strategy ever worked for any cow ever?

No. It's like a core facet of being a good lolcow.

I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

We're stupid. He's a genius.
Mald thinks ignoring the "chat hoppers" and moving on is weakness. He loses if he doesn't slay the dragon.

 

[potato sack]

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That's right Jason, ignore those comments, keep responding to every people that criticize you. We need you to keep making a fool of yourself.

LOL CONCERN TROLLING
OMG
dude it made me hit capslock

thats right bois anything his fans do now is free range trolling

dont say good morning to maldy, that could be good morning trolling

 

[Nintoddler]

He is working overtime to make sure even the fence sitters who weren't sure about his true character will dislike him.

He spent almost 10 hours malding in the discord after the stream, amassing 128 messages. Insane behaviour dude.

He is working overtime to make sure even the fence sitters who weren't sure about his true character will dislike him.

 

[Luecke]

GIVE ME THE MONEY OR THE FERRET FUCKING GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nope. I dont give you money for your pets. That's on you, bud
if you were a charity, I would think a minute about it

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

Another thing I don't get is that as far I can tell (I don't watch his streams) he's been completely radio silent on the stuff about his degenerate, cock sucking, furry, faggot, tranny chasing past/present as if he understands that keeping quiet is the best strategy there. Yet he can't apply that same technique to more recent drama.

 

[The Stranger]

I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

I don't think he does, just his jannies and they report back to him. If he himself were here reading this thread there's no chance he'd be able to resist replying and trying to defend himself here.

 

[cigint]

he understands that keeping quiet is the best strategy there. Yet he can't apply that same technique to more recent drama.

Whining on stream and to his followers on discord is on-brand for the martyr-like pseudo-messianic game dev and allfather-figure he's trying to project himself as being. But being a furry faggot who sex larps as a faggot animal isn't. His entire concept of self revolves around what he thinks other people think he is.

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

I don't think he does, just his jannies and they report back to him. If he himself were here reading this thread there's no chance he'd be able to resist replying and trying to defend himself here.

I disagree. His background in digging up dirt. doxing and social engineering people on second life is pure kiwi farms. Also I think that background is why is isn't stupid enough to defend himself here despite his retardation in other areas.

 

[Glowie]

You are. You are wasting your time trying to make his "game" playable. Just stop.

I have taken your advice to heart, I just started lift weights and use leg presses, just to piss off my A logs, I've been practicing walking with my physiotherapist since this post.

Thank you for saving me from the rabbit hole that was Jason's code, it was next layer of NEET hell

 

[Dick Lickieta]

He's been malding in discord for hours. I guess that's how he spends his heartbound dev time now.

"CEO work" is reminiscent of checking emails

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

dont say good morning to maldy, that could be good morning trolling

Good morning? I don’t go outside.
I’ve been working non-stop. I sleep 5 hours a day.
Maybe don’t let other people tell you what time of day it is.

 

[The Stranger]

doxing and social engineering people on second life is pure kiwi farms

That was before the farms ever existed, and he was an abject failure at that stuff like everything else he's tried.

 

[Red Saltire]

I get that his code is spaghetti, but does Heartbound really run that poorly or not?

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

I get that his code is spaghetti, but does Heartbound really run that poorly or not?

How well it runs isn't the point, and is pretty much irrelevant for what is effectively a gameboy advance game on 2020s PC hardware. The point is his code is so shitty it takes several times as much work as it should to continue developing his game.

 

[Aidan]

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Checking his replies is always fun. He's just such a heckin nice guy and he gets a meager 50% of meager game sales for his indefinite early access slop.

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Shaye/Stijn get 25% of every sale of Heartbound each. Stijn also gets 100% of every OST sale. The 50% I get just goes into the company pile for other objectives like paying staff and running the rescue.

I don't really buy things for myself nor care to. As long as I have my streaming setup, everyone is getting paid, and the rescue operates I am good with my financial situation. The community takes care of me and in-turn I can provide jobs and care for others. Not like I can take it with me when I die anyway.

As of now all of the saved up funds are being setup for the ferret rescue facility we're building. We're planning a 3,500 sqft building and (county willing) we won't have any roadblocks. Working with contractors to get schematics is the next step and I just signed off on the work order for that today. Building a structure is rough as hell due to red tape. Getting here has taken since February.

As for Heartbound I have been keeping up with updates outside of the delayed one in April which was communicated through Steam announcements. Working on tomorrows update at the moment and writing dialogue for Ferns routes still. Writing takes -all- of the time for this as the framework for cutscenes is easy to work with and hasn't needed a change since GMS 1.4. Writing takes time and I have had a lot of rough spots in my life throughout development. It's not the end of the world and I have not abandoned the game.

Lots of people have wild narratives about me but very few actually listen. Thanks for bringing this up.

 

[MaldingFerret]

I get that his code is spaghetti, but does Heartbound really run that poorly or not?

He's portraying himself as some game dev guru to a lot of newbie idiots that can't even string together hello world. As such he's teaching these people a lot of really shitty programing practices which is why people are code reviewing his shit. Its very do as I say don't do as I do.

 

[onkey]

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Checking his replies is always fun. He's just such a heckin nice guy and he gets a meager 50% of meager game sales for his indefinite early access slop.

Spoiler: Text

This is correct.

Shaye/Stijn get 25% of every sale of Heartbound each. Stijn also gets 100% of every OST sale. The 50% I get just goes into the company pile for other objectives like paying staff and running the rescue.

I don't really buy things for myself nor care to. As long as I have my streaming setup, everyone is getting paid, and the rescue operates I am good with my financial situation. The community takes care of me and in-turn I can provide jobs and care for others. Not like I can take it with me when I die anyway.

As of now all of the saved up funds are being setup for the ferret rescue facility we're building. We're planning a 3,500 sqft building and (county willing) we won't have any roadblocks. Working with contractors to get schematics is the next step and I just signed off on the work order for that today. Building a structure is rough as hell due to red tape. Getting here has taken since February.

As for Heartbound I have been keeping up with updates outside of the delayed one in April which was communicated through Steam announcements. Working on tomorrows update at the moment and writing dialogue for Ferns routes still. Writing takes -all- of the time for this as the framework for cutscenes is easy to work with and hasn't needed a change since GMS 1.4. Writing takes time and I have had a lot of rough spots in my life throughout development. It's not the end of the world and I have not abandoned the game.

Lots of people have wild narratives about me but very few actually listen. Thanks for bringing this up.

>a lot of rough spots in my life
didn't he say it was actually harder to write shartbound nowadays since his life actually took a turn for the better and he had difficulties tapping into the state of mind he had back then? i'm absolutely certain he said this. now he's saying the rough spots are the thing that's making it hard to write? lmao

 

[cigint]

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This is correct.
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As for Heartbound I have been keeping up with updates outside of the delayed one in April which was communicated through Steam announcements

How is he still lying about this? April's update isn't delayed, it's missing. It doesn't exist. In the three months of April, May, June, there were two updates. Two updates for three months. An update is missing.