🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Chug Smuckle]

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you look like a faggot and you act like one to.

 

[canalCrab]

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Oh you sweet summer stalker child. Perhaps you haven't seen the playthrough of this magnest opus.

Oh wow, that's some shit writing, worse than expected.

And I am saying that as someone who uses elipses quite a lot myself

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Oh wow, that's some shit writing, worse than expected.

And I am saying that as someone who uses elipses quite a lot myself

I was not aware of how much I used ellipses at the end of discussions until HO pointed the ...'s out in his game. Now I actively try to avoid doing it.
It feels dirty.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

As always, writing is the lions share of work left in the game. It takes time but I will keep releasing monthly updates until it is done.

I've not played this game, but from the several videos I've watched covering the game, a consistent complaint is that there is too much writing and not enough gameplay and this dude isn't adding fucking any? What is the point of it being early access then? This game has like 2 wario ware style minigames and that's fucking it?

 

[Doggy Dog World]

Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

Spoiler: 1.0.9.643 Stats

Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215

Spoiler: 1.0.9.644 Stats

Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason

Mald unironically busted out a high school essays worth of words the day before it was due.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Not sure what regex you're using, but this seems to catch ellipses better:

"[^a-zA-Z]*?\.\.\.[^a-zA-Z]*?"

 

[Arcadian Stag]

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Really hope the enum.value_17 is just an artifact from decompiling and he hasn't really called his enums value_17, value_18 etc. that would be the cherry on top of his shit coding pie.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Really hope the enum.value_17 is just an artifact from decompiling and he hasn't really called his enums value_17, value_18 etc. that would be the cherry on top of his shit coding pie.

Isn't the point of an enum that you can name it anything you want too?

 

[Dr. Künt]

like persona 3/4/5 non story event.

Jason claims his game has 100s of routes, but look at something like Star Ocean 2 (the remake rules btw).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgFMJD0wao

The game has 99 short epilogue scenes, depending on who you took in your party and your friendship level with them, you can't get all in one playthrough. What if Jason means something like this? Just scenes at the end with different people showing up and droping one line.
For Star Ocean this was just a fun thing for the player before the Internet could spoil something like this for you, for Jason it's a selling point and his genius.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Jason claims his game has 100s of routes, but look at something like Star Ocean 2 (the remake rules btw).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgFMJD0wao

The game has 99 short epilogue scenes, depending on who you took in your party and your friendship level with them, you can't get all in one playthrough. What if Jason means something like this? Just scenes at the end with different people showing up and droping one line.
For Star Ocean this was just a fun thing for the player before the Internet could spoil something like this for you, for Jason it's a selling point and his genius.

The game would have to have characters for this.
From what I can tell the game just insists of blobs that bark you to do thing and then you do thing and move to the next area and do thing again.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Imagine being pirate software for a second.
The only Ws in your life has been not being born a jeet and succesfully scamming people to fund your totally-not undertale rip-off that will never get completed.
You'd rather be a smug laughing stock than admit you are wrong on anything so you refuse to aknowledge that you roached during retarded WoW livestream (which you play solely because your daddy is a big shot at blizzard), nor admit that you misread the intention of stop killing games, further allowing the internet to inevitably crown you with a (lol)cow-patterned clown wig and become the biggest and most pathetic joke on the internet and, worst thing of them all, that wig its only metaphorical instead of literal, so it doesn't actually conceal those long, greasy hair which, when paired with that baby face of your and artificially deepened voice inevitably makes people confuse you for a fat troon. Think, if it wasn't for your pathetic existence, youtube drama slop would've been flooded the platform with video about the fox girl that killed herself and the pooner from reddit responsable for it, but No, you had to be a retard, you had to act like a big villain, act smug and apologize for nothing. Your legacy is burned, everyone hates you, everyone know you had gay furry sex while you were married and whatever you do, think or say, everyone is ready to laugh and mock at you.
Happy birthday!

 

[ProfMeowington]

Is Pirate Software a fraud? Explaining why Heartbound development will never finish.

Sungrad Studios Explains why Pirate Software's programming skills are considered "bad" and why Heartbound most likely won't ever be finished.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

You have truly fucked up when your thread grows this big this fast.

Has this ever happened before with other lolcows? The only thread I somewhat followed was Keffals's before this one existed and even then I lurked without an account.

 

[Terfatron]

i mean he became the go-to source by EN Voice actors
who didnt even know what was going on with their SAG-AFTRA strike thing

so ppl view him as a reliable source of information

I know, watched one of those videos and he went on a tangent for what felt like 20 mins to explain for his audience what a union is. That was my tell how young and american people are lol.

But I really like this video so far. He lays out the foundation, giving some backstory and putting pirate in some context.
Like, I knew he was big but not THAT big. The money he have made is insane.

Say what you want about Mujins regular videos but he really put the hours in when it comes to research.
I dont give a fuck about vtubers but I love gossip hence I'm subscribed

Eta: fat fingers

 

[Shekel Puff]

1000 pages all because the guy didn't use the Archmage robes, mana potions or the mana gem in hardcore World of Warcraft. What an achievement.

It's not even that. His thread blew up around a year ago in the first place, when he shit talked Ross Scott and SKG. That was the first fucking instance of people seeing him as a narcissistic nepobaby, who doesn't really know what he's talking about. The WoW drama came a bit later and was a nice amplifier of people seeing through him.
And imagine that. 1000 pages in a year. Whew, what an accomplishment.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

Isn't the point of an enum that you can name it anything you want too?

Yes but a decompiler is being run on the already compiled code meaning that it's very likely the decompiler knows its an enum but the names are stripped out when compiling.

 

[30+GameOvers]

seeing that 1k being met, on his fucking birthday is a bad omen of what's to come.
there is no coming back for him at this point. he's already firmly set in his mald ways.

a simple: "Shieet maybe I was a bit wrong on a few things" is something anyone, no matter your creed, race. autistic jagged alliance
can agree, would be out of character for him. it's one thing if only one group of people hates your ass.
but when every group can agree your shit is fucked. you need to rethink some things.

he is incapable of doing this.
look at that 1k number and really let all the shit he's doing settle in.
it's fucked.

He is clearly not cut out to be a game dev, but he is more than capable of being our lolcow.
This isn't going away, Jason. This thread is your life now, this will be your only legacy. You're a narcissist, you love attention, well you got it!

Is Pirate Software a fraud? Explaining why Heartbound development will never finish.

Sungrad Studios Explains why Pirate Software's programming skills are considered "bad" and why Heartbound most likely won't ever be finished.

I'm surprised this guy hasn't left the internet. His recent spergout was legendary, his career is not going to recover.

 

[Hit Squad]

OK, so I don't know whether this guy is jumping on the #metoo bandwagon, but he's dumping on Jason for not supporting his petition against big publishers pushing out patents that screw over smaller game companies. A worthy cause indeed.

He approached Jason after the whole WoW and Pvt Parts debacle (he had videos covering them both), so he should really have known that Maldo wasn't in a position to stick his neck out for anyone else.

Anyway, long story short; Maldo ignores this guy till it's too late and he's as useful as a lead balloon after SKG, he tells him politely to piss off and then releases his own 'Nintendo Bad' video (this Run n Gun dude has a hard on for nintendo going down over the patents thing).

Our dollarstore Ross then realises that he's been iced out of any sort of credit and a reach-around from Jason and decides to post this video calling out Maldo for being... well, basically himself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBk

You should have tried any other streamer dude. I mean what did you want him to do, couldn't you see his Mana?

Oh hell, I did a PirateSoftware and didn't give this guy the most basic of reacharounds!

Sorry Ross-lite, here's a preservetube for your vid: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBk

Also, happy Birthday stream Jason! Half an hour into today's stream (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hd6D4fQdiY), his autoban counter reached 75 and then he starts fiddling to his right (the side of his set up that controls his stream stuff).

From that point on no more auto-ban counter on stream. Either Heimdahl malfunctioned and went skynet or he turned the counter off.

Unfortunately, he still has enough dick riders to build hype trains and gift YouTube memberships on his special day.

 

[itogi]

Is Pirate Software a fraud? Explaining why Heartbound development will never finish.

Sungrad Studios Explains why Pirate Software's programming skills are considered "bad" and why Heartbound most likely won't ever be finished.

PreserveTube, local upload doesn't work.

Also, a reminder that Jerrel/Sungrand Studios is a massive grifter who LARPs as an industry professional, trust his takes with an extreme caution.

 

[whalebiologist]

1000 pages holy shit
Ferretfucker.