🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[darksoulstwo]

Funny you ask, because there actually is this clip
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Clipped by thor's fans before diremaul, this is probably interpreted as a joke, but who knows what or how joeyray really feels.

Also I'm guessing the "I'm a man" thing is when he told his dad that he wanted to run off to the furry commune sex cult in canada, right before the stuff with wingless emoto.

He clearly loves his dad so very much

 

[hand holding faggot]

He clearly loves his dad so very much

Old Clip How Pirate Software treats his Dad that works at Blizza.mp4

'Jason... excuse me, Thor'

 

[Stickplant]

He clearly loves his dad so very much

Old Clip How Pirate Software treats his Dad that works at Blizza.mp4

Yeah and the whole thing is not just that he forgot the birthday and talks shit about the old message being valid for that birthday, too...
It also means that he didn't text his dad at all for at least over a year.

What a sad excuse for a son.

 

[twinArmageddons]

He clearly loves his dad so very much

Old Clip How Pirate Software treats his Dad that works at Blizza.mp4

What a faggot I'm glad his downfall is now. You are a shitty son mald respect the man who gave you everything and just wanted love in return outside of bragging

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

He clearly loves his dad so very much

What's a little trust-fund between family?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

He clearly loves his dad so very much

Old Clip How Pirate Software treats his Dad that works at Blizza.mp4

Jesus fuck
Not just that he missed his birthday but also didnt talked to him in a year?
Either his dad is a shitty parent to cause this to happen or Maldy was fucking groomed and snatched by a gang of furry gypsies.

 

[Adam Copium]

Maldy was fucking groomed and snatched by a gang of furry gypsies.

Now Maldy is the one grooming. Oh how the turntables

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Yeah and the whole thing is not just that he forgot the birthday and talks shit about the old message being valid for that birthday, too...
It also means that he didn't text his dad at all for at least over a year.

What a sad excuse for a son.

I can easily imagine his dad getting a message from Jason after months and it's just warning him to not talk trash or asking him to come out in support of him lol

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Jesus fuck
Not just that he missed his birthday but also didnt talked to him in a year?
Either his dad is a shitty parent to cause this to happen or Maldy was fucking groomed and snatched by a gang of furry gypsies.

Is shitty parenting in the sense that thinking discipline is "abuse", look at the clip he says "probably should have" he's aware his son is a fucking asshole

 

[Nick Gars]

So now if I say "Malds dad didn't beat him enough", it's a verified fact.
My
Fucking
Sides

 

[The Secret Sauce]

This nigga pays jannies for ego boosts?
LMFAO
That's the most pathetic case of "inflating my own self-importance" I've ever heard.

Interesting philosophical question. What is truly more shameful? Spending your free time sweeping up mean comments for free? Or depending on the income you get from sweeping to stay alive?

 

[Terfatron]

I'm gonna be honest I have no idea who 1o75 is, but he keeps bringing him up as a sort of appeal for authority.

Same so I googled it and lo and behold;


My new thinfoil is that this is a bromance gone overboard from Jason's side. He is now trying to skinwalk his hero

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Interesting philosophical question. What is truly more shameful? Spending your free time sweeping up mean comments for free? Or depending on the income you get from sweeping to stay alive?

Sweeping in one's free time is more degrading and pathetic. Doing it to stay alive at least elevates it to the level of used-up prostitutes and greasy, lying salesmen.

Edit: Does not apply to KWF mods. They're donating their time charitably to an important cause.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Video archive
rapidsave.com_piratesoftwares_thoughts_on_making_an_apology-l5937zwlllcf1.mp4

Even though he's a slimy fuck, I can appreciate the honesty. I mean, as if we wouldn't bite at his entire ass for making a fake apology. It probably would be worse for him.

 

[Pvt. Parts]

I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.

My scummy slop salesman practices lmao

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Even though he's a slimy fuck, I can appreciate the honesty. I mean, as if we wouldn't bite at his entire ass for making a fake apology. It probably would be worse for him.

It's too late at this stage, but he probably could have apologized to Ross earlier with minimal damage to his reputation. In fact most of the drama he gets himself into tends to spiral out of something minor.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

spiral out of something minor.

He sure does.
How long until actual grooming allegations start forming? He is a furry, after all.

 

[Zeftax]

How long until actual grooming allegations start forming?

There was piratesoftware.sucks, but that turned out to be a nothingburger iirc.

 

[Glowie]

I think one possible “ancestor” of that style is the Bone comic series:

Do you remember the time BONE comics got banned from school libraries for suggestive art and adventure game trilogy that was never finished? God I feel old

The art style is deviation of modern flavor of sparkledog anthro art blended with late Saturday night RPG, cancelled RPG game over a decade ago it was supposed to have 5 chapters, only three of them were completed before company went bankrupt.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

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Why do pooners always draw in this specific art-style of desaturated colors and super thin lines? It always seems to be their inevitable artistic conclusion no matter what style they came from.

If you want my disgusting two cents; It's very reminiscent of Adventure Time, along with, what I'm sure, is some anime sprinkled in (like every single internet artist). Thin, functional lines, highly simplistic, but stylized and cartoony, no nose, even the eyes match. Artists like this grew up on shows like Adventure Time and then incorporate it into their artstyle along with its style of humor. The more de-saturated colors show off a more serious tone, but having (overly) saturated colors can also be off-putting and painful to the eyes, this is a more neutral tone, which is still in clash with its obvious Adventure Time-esque origin, specifically the picture you sent, which has this overly cartoony facial expression, comic-book punch and cum-sock.