🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

this was an entire crate of milk.

Thank you for such great yield. This was my favorite:

Dropping the firing everyone bomb

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

wholesome

I hate you but now I have to do it ferretfucker

 

[Shekel Puff]

Not sure if this was posted already, I just saw it. Give me clocks if necessary.

 

[potato sack]

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

if i were a piratesoftware inc mod i'd be soiling my britches right about now

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

Obviously the fatal mistake here was attacking Ross. What kind of life does this guy live where he thinks he can just attack anybody without consequences? Attacking Ross was like being at a huge party, everyone's having a great time then out of nowhere someone decides to kick a puppy as hard as they can. The music stops, someone who was half-way through a dive awkwardly falls into the pool, everyone drops whatever they're doing and turns to gawk at this fucking retard who kicked a puppy. I doubt anyone has taken a swing at Ross before so when somebody actually does do it the mental illness sirens go off. What the fuck was he thinking?

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

finally, maldy shuts down the conversation by sextupling down and calling his fans dumb

Thank you for such great yield. This was my favorite:

Dropping the firing everyone bomb

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

Kiwis, our current trajectory is PirateSoftware LLC bankruptcy and his Ferret Dachau being liberated. The faggot is on the run.

 

[limbdiction]

Jason doing what he loves the most
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What's this? He hasn't been a game developer for 20 years?!

Chat hopper is a dumb name for trolls that come from anywhere now.

I thought this was a GTA5 RP thing for when cop players arrest your favorite streamer, so you go to the cop's stream to tell them to fuck off.

Maldavius is a mentally ill dude, who can't help himself? Kinda makes it sad to hate on him, with that in mind

I don't think shit like narcissism, BPD and histrionics count when they're harming people around them. Same with all forms of psychopathy and sociopathy. I might feel sorry for some of the people around him as his empire continues to crumble though. Everyone around Jason is being used, enabling him, or both.

finally, maldy shuts down the conversation by sextupling down and calling his fans dumb

It's actually happening. Holy shit. He's making appeals to his audience in the form of "I'll fire everyone and shut down the ferret rescue (kill the ferrets) if you don't support me."

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

GIVE ME THE MONEY OR THE FERRET FUCKING GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

I think he's trying to insinuate "You better stop criticizing me or a lot of people are going to lose their jobs!" more than anything.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Could someone please explain the appeal of Undertale to me?

Spoiler: Summary of why people like Undertale

>Encounter a Scringlydingly!!! xd
>Laugh at the funny lil goober haha!! xd xd
>Tension increases because now you have to survive his attacks
>But the attacks are funny and expressive!!! xd xd xd xd
>Gotta heal up after that battle with a food item that uses a goofy pun and/or wacky gag!!
>Rinse and repeat until game is beaten
>
>Look back at the goofy game you just played with all that dogshit ugly pixel art
>See the underlying themes of what it means to be kind and compassionate and the metaphysical lengths you're willing to go through just to set things right
>Game is also completely willing to explore the subversion of that theme via the Genocide Route, the emotional impact of which is unfiltered
>Genocide Route parodies those innocent little forum questions where people ask "what's the maximum level in [favorite RPG here]"
>You go through equal and greater metaphysical lengths solely to do things completely wrong, and characters react accordingly
>In pushing the limits like so, even more is expressed of the characters that you likely cared about, consequently endearing people to them even more
>A unique expression rarely seen in any form of media
>Whole game expresses itself thoroughly and unabashedly, never a single tone out of place, the intended emotional ups and downs are spot-on
>Fanbase is fucking retarded and illiterate though
>At least the fanmade music remixes can be good

And just for good measure, I'll "summarize" Heartbound from what I've seen

Spoiler: Fat retarded rant of whatever the fuck Heartbound is

>Protagonist just does things because there are things that the protagonist should and can do in order for the protagonist to be in an Undertale clone
>I'm not fucking exaggerating
>Combat is WarioWare minigames that awkwardly swap between mouse and keyboard controls
>There's dialogue that displays during combat, except this isn't Paper Mario where you have turn-based gameplay between your action gameplay, so the game has to rely on the WarioWare minigames being so easy that the player can read through the text while playing
>Choosing between good/bad actions feels completely unnatural, absolutely no thematic purpose behind any of it
>Protagonist is way too blank, we know nothing about them or how they've been dealing with/processing their shit home life and abusive parents, impossible to care about them
>Difference between good/bad actions are DeviantArt tier
>The concepts of "nuance" and "subtlety" are constantly confused for the concept of "filibuster because the writer has absolutely nothing planned and zero experience in expressing such things"
>God I fucking hate that intro choice where you can fill the dog's bowl with garbage instead of dog food
>I could rant for hours about how fucking much that one choice already undermines the ENTIRE shitty fucking plot and any themes it could have had, jesus FUCK
>Why even bother saving the dog if you hate it so much you'll completely break from your friendly characterization and make him fuck off with inedible garbage?
>Why even bother making the player replay the game just to undo the garbage food choice when you can just NOT let them brick their playthrough?
>The characters will act like they've gone through a ton of emotional buildup and payoff, except you've only had a maximum of like five minutes with them
>You could even ALMOST see some form of interdependence between the human and his dog by the time you leave the house, but you might as well be discerning the future through pig intestine divinations with how much you have to just infer
>Unfunny jokes at inopportune times, completely killing any serious vibes that should have been there
>There's a scavenger hunt item with comedic text - an extrinsic motivation - in the room dedicated to dark introspection, thus completely undermining both tones
>Undertale never runs into this sort of issue because Toby Fox paces everything better than that by separating such extrinsic/intrinsic motivations into their own map sections
>Undertale even silently activates a "Serious Mode" feature that downplays goofy item/equipment text so that you don't scoff at some dumb pun or lengthy gag in the middle of a serious battle
>No such care given in Heartbound
>Moment-to-moment gameplay is entirely babby's first puzzles, fetch quests, talking, talking, talking, and talking, yet ultimately nothing being said
>Tedium bites at your ankles every step of the way
>Art is almost good, but it somehow lands in an uncanny valley (reminds me of YIIK in that respect)
>Every character portrait is unnecessarily round and bouncy, completely kills any serious tones
>Furries are included, yet no flamethrower, cheese grater, or woodchipper. Curious!
>Not even furries care enough about the characters to make ONE piece of smut about them, no exaggeration
>Okay listen furries will make shittons of erotic smut about Undertale's fat ugly shitty lying manipulative yellow lizard nerd bitch and her hideous butch fish girlfriend
>Yet they've made absolutely NOTHING for Heartbound, like actually literally zero porn of the furries on either e621 or rule34.xxx, there is ZERO emotional connection here, it really is THAT BAD
>The pooner artist put so much disgusting fucking fetishistic detail into the paw swipe attacks for the stupid cat furry battle, yet knot a SINGLE gooner either noticed or cared, they were baiting SO HARD yet got NOTHING
>Whole game was clearly written and directed by a skinwalker
>The music probably doesn't deserve to be associated with the game or Jason Hall, I guess, maybe, I dunno

 

[PrestonHolt]

Holly fuck, "you are dumb if you suggest not feeding the trolls", he's more delusional than Fatrick. "get fucking real" comming from a guy who havent finished undertale clone in 10years.

Tho if he say's he's willing to end the ferret death camps if people will keep ruining his streamer persona, Im gonna share all the sloptuber videos wherever i can to get him to end ferretcaust.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Dropping the firing everyone bomb

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

I've been around enough narcissists to know that's the sound of one who's running out of rope. He's watching the walls close in around him, and is using his staff as human shields. Not unusual for a narcissist to turn people with autonomy into props in their lives.

He's going to realize rather quickly that his staff is loyal to his paycheck and not to him as a person. Grab your popcorn boys and girls.

What kind of life does this guy live where he thinks he can just attack anybody without consequences?

He has been lucky from birth, and he's burned lots of people throughout his time, it's just that his luck finally ran out. I cant think of anyone more deserving than saint Moldman to fell this beast.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

i got you my fat nigga fella. check out this full on meltdown maldy had over somes
it's visual storytelling so sit back and enjoy him going after his own community. i didn't capture every message, just those against him and some dickriding at the end for the lulz

He spent almost 10 hours malding in the discord after the stream, amassing 128 messages. Insane behaviour dude.

 

[hand holding faggot]

"unless I can snag a job"
Well that shouldn't be a problem with your gorillion years of experience, right Jason?

The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

The team consisting of Jason's tranny doppleganger and a paralegal faggot that threatens people with legal action and police.

 

[suckfest]

I think therapists need to come up with some sort of cattle personality disorder. I can't possibly imagine how you can follow people like Jason if you are:
1. not Jason himself
2. not an asshole like him
3. not drain bamaged to the point you will tolerate this kind of behaviour no matter what

Jasons remaining fan base reminds me of Destiny’s remaining fan base. There’s always going to be some that will never let go.

 

[FrogMinutes]

"I have people to take care of."

I HAVE FERRETS WHO SHIT ON THE FLOOR ALL DAY
THEY NEED MONEY TO CONTINUE SHITTING ON MY FLOOR.
THIS IS BEYOND YOU. DIRT. CHILD.

this is all he has to do to win me over,
but no, he can't even be a fun to hate asshole

 

[MaldingFerret]

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Directed at Mald: That's on you dumbass. If you can't make your business work then you deserve to go out of business. That's not our fault; that's your fault for being a shit business operator and squandering every cent you've ever earned. The market right now is telling you to go fuck yourself and they're right to do so. What you think you're owed success? fuck off dude. You got even a small taste of success and turned into an absolute arsehole. His heads gonna explode from all the stress soon.

He keeps posting which means he's mad. Keep going because its obviously getting to him. Just give the fuck up you idiot, you made some very shit arguments that have backfired, if you want to save face shut the fuck up and get back to work. Why is that so fucking hard?! All you have to do is keep your stupid fucking mouth shut and work on the fucking game! Just stay out of trouble you stupid hack.

Its not an ego trip?! then why the fuck do you keep going?! Just take the fucking L! Omfg.
Keep sinking you stupid cunt.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I can't update the game, too busy replying to every shitter on twitter
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945359495343038699#m | archive
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945288123342000380#m | archive
>The coding jesus video might be illegal

Spoiler: screenshots

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That's right Jason, ignore those comments, keep responding to every people that criticize you. We need you to keep making a fool of yourself.

 

[potato sack]

I think therapists need to come up with some sort of cattle personality disorder.

its called parasocial relationship

its when someone invests emotional energy on a celebrity or character and sees themselves party as that person

like say for example someone watches maldy's video on being kind to yourself and some of that health guru bullshit as their first short ever

they see this as a point of encouragement and associate what they want to be or do with that person. part of that person's manerisms and speech (insane behaviour, eat my ass) will stick to them as well (this is literally what a meme is, it's mimetism's cousin)

it them becomes easier to agree with other shit he says (like the eve stuff, mr robot, him being a 20 year experience game dev, etc.) because they are already partially identifying as him

then when it turns out that person is a lying narc-y lolcow the parasocial aspect gets attacked 'cos the person's emotional investment means they have to accept one of the two (or both):

- they let themselves be fooled by a lying narc-y lolcow, idiot behaviour dude stretches (the people on screenshots are shared are probably here)
- in accepting the identity into their own personal framework, they are also partly a lying narc-y lolcow (our good friend myke being a carbon copy maldy dickrider would fall here)

which feels like you're an idiot and few people voluntarily do it (kinda like a lolcow never thinks they're wrong)

source: i am conjecturing by being curious about psychology, and having psych friends i talked about this with. i could be full of shit, but i feel my terrifying genius is on point

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

He spent almost 10 hours malding in the discord after the stream, amassing 128 messages. Insane behaviour dude.

Has maldys damage control strategy ever worked for any cow ever? I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

 

[kiwifarms net]

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The specimen's argument is really interesting. Consider the possibility that this is actually a form of projection. Wouldn't that be fascinating? The idea that narcissists genuinely believe that universal truth is dictated purely by who is speaking?

It makes me wonder how a slapfight between two narcissists would go down.