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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,619
Hooked on phobics said:
so wait, DOES HE even make his art / music??!?

..... if he doesn't even do that...
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He claims he does some of the art but has never said which ones iirc.

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Seems to be a new low on twitch for mald. 3 hours in and he's at 3.5k. He dropped to about double that after the wow drama and has now halved it? Great job mald.
 
I FINALLY caught up to the last 400 pages.
Relinquish said:
Mald was invited to the group to help JLU spy and infiltrate PN to figure out their raid plans before they happen
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This is literally Mald's villain origin story.
He did gayops as a teenager and got BTFO so hard his ego never coped with it and that's why he went full in on the "epic haxxor" and "social engineering" image. He was 19-20 when this happened and should have known better, but he underestimated PN and thought he was smarter than them. His second error was not learning from that experience, he doubled down.
Black Willow Lurker said:
We might need a psychiatrist for this one. Or a good bullshit detector:
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Not a psychiatrist, but to give some educational info to kiwis:
People with OCD don't necessarily have to be clean (hence the shitty bathroom), the core thing is feeling compulsion as the name says (some hoarders also have OCD). They have their own rituals and they're about appeasing this itch or pain something "wrong" causes them, the "wrong" thing can be rooted in cleanliness, religion, mathematics or any belief. A small example most people feel is going to the toilet and feeling that you're hands are dirty, you have an itch to wash them and refuse to touch a food item to not contaminate it. It's OCD if you feel pain/anger so much stronger about that and it interferes with your life and health.

Why does Mald's story sound unbelievable? He only has that one story about compulsion that doesn't end, can a kid really do that for hours with nobody noticing? Maybe, if your parents are careless, but usually from people I've worked with there is a GOAL to the compulsion, something you want to appease. Touch the knobs an even amount of times and you feel just right. Wash your hands 42 times because it's a holy number to you and you will feel clean. The story might just be a bad retelling so I won't dig into it further. But why did these behaviours stop with the years? If it's not a frequent occurence you don't have OCD, it's a disorder because if you don't control it, it affects your daily life.

Also, while catching up I noticed 2025 has been rough on him and his age and soon mald pattern baldness might be kicking in:
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Mr. Johnson said:
Also, while catching up I noticed 2025 has been rough on him and his age and soon mald pattern baldness might be kicking in:
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I just can't stand how much effort he obviously puts into covering one side of his face with that lock of hair and then locking it in place with the headset. He looks ridiculous.
 
Slav Power said:
Real OCD doesn't look like this. Real OCD is much worse, and I speak from experience.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3lGXNBFfkI recommend giving this video a listen. Granted, my case of OCD was way less severe than that of Vexxsie's, but it was the same symptom of "everything is contaminated" psychosomatic mindfuckery. And yes, if you thought Chuck McGill's "condition" was bullshit, think again. Shit's real, it's all in your mind, you can't just blank out on it since it "lives" on it's own and it's a hell to live with. Go fuck yourself Jason.
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OCD manifests differently depending on the person and yes Mald's explanation sounds like complete bullshit but not because he's a filthy furfag, a compulsion wouldn't just leave you there for hours in an endless loop for no reason while your brain shuts off.

I have a relatively minor case(diagnosed) and it basically manifests as thing you absolutely have to do, for example when walking past my front door I have to open it and close it again to make sure it's closed otherwise something bad will happen. What exactly? I don't fucking know! Maybe someone will break in, maybe my dogs will run away, I just know that something bad WILL happen if I don't do that.
 
Der Fuhrry said:
I partially retard this fully retarded statement - The Streamer Awards 2023 was in Feb 2024, not Oct 2023 (I mixed it up with TwitchCon because I'm retarded), so Mald was actually the one with most viewers at the time he received the award (seems to fit the trend: streamer with most viewers win). It's still odd that his channel manages to explode just in time for the Streamer Awards.
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It's only odd from the standpoint that he isn't an industry plant. There are people at twitch and jewtube who I'm sure are skeeved their investment is being raked.
 
Not Yet Implemented said:
I was thinking about "everything you asked for and nothing you wanted." He's obviously invoking genies interpreting your wishes literally.
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He's doing that, but he also doesn't even know what the petition asked for in the first place, so it's ironic coming from him

Hooked on phobics said:
so wait, DOES HE even make his art / music??!?

..... if he doesn't even do that...
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There's a fun game dev civil war between him and his composer.

Roachbound said:
It will be really, really funny if Mald's employee finishes his THIRD game since heartbound before Mald finishes heartbound.
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His composer has developed and released more games than him LMFAO.

Burnt Effigy said:
Even the one thing Mald seems passionate about is outsourced to the pooner.
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Tbf to Mald, ferret welfare may be shaye's passion, while his interest lies in ferret's...uh, other things.
 
MetalGear - E-Hero Neos said:
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SKG is doing a game jam.
Maybe CrunkLord420 could make a game where ferrets Shoots malds and soyfags that grovel at his feet:story:
People will make Better Games in a game jam then Malds fucking 20 + career
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Somebody should make a knockoff of the low-effort Bored Apes game that cost something like $6,000 to play for less than a month, only instead of a monkey JPEG riding a jet ski through a sewer pipe while collecting items and avoiding obstacles, it should be a ferret running through Mald's colon.
Kharash said:
I just can't stand how much effort he obviously puts into covering one side of his face with that lock of hair and then locking it in place with the headset. He looks ridiculous.
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It looks effeminate, which I assume is the point.
 
Mr. Johnson said:
Also, while catching up I noticed 2025 has been rough on him and his age and soon mald pattern baldness might be kicking in:
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Jason seems like the kind of guy who would hang on to his hair for as long as he could, even if it meant he had a George Costanza horse shoe kind of thing going on
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CatharticShitHead said:
feelsbadman. No more retarded takes from the maldcord? Mark this day gentleman, we lost one avenue of milk.
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Nah, I doubt it. Probably there will be a whole lot of double standards. As in people clowning on Ross, kissing Thor's ass, etc. will be more than welcome. Anything even slightly critical, or even questioning will result in that rule being invoked.
 
out of curiosity i looked up maldavius on the cord for old expired milk and someone actually posted the exact thing that maldy is going through

Tall poppy syndrome - Wikipedia

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Tall poppy syndrome is a term that originated in Australia and New Zealand in the 1980s that refers to people with notable public success, who excessively promote their own achievements and opinions.

Intense scrutiny and criticism of such a person is termed as "cutting down the tall poppy".
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i didn;t know there was a name for that
 
potato sack said:
out of curiosity i looked up maldavius on the cord for old expired milk and someone actually posted the exact thing that maldy is going through

Tall poppy syndrome - Wikipedia

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i didn;t know there was a name for that
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Well, tall poppy syndrome is moreso referring to ganging up on a successful person for being successful, while Mald is being ganged up on for being a liar, fraud, cunt and corporate stooge.

Nothing is written below me is also right about the negative interpretations. The term generally just refers to someone who achieves success of their own accord, but also appears arrogant over his success. Mald isn't successful of his own accord.

source: am australian
 
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