🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Luecke]

There's one more instance of combat according to wiki https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/Rhode#Combat
And this Rhode character is so hard to write (video)

oh wow. That looks so fun, can you even change your "weapons" or is it all scripted. It is such a basic fight and I would guess its probably a template from gamemaker

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

The whole story is told like that scene from Final Fantasy IX

Spoiler: FF9 spoilers

The whole point of that scene was that Zidane was a positive driving force for 90% of the party members (except Amaranth who is a faggot) for the entire game. Then at that point he becomes depressed as Garland tries to revert him to a genome weapon. Those voices are telling him to stop acting like a nigger since all those people he helped made it because they weren't alone, and he himself isn't alone so he should ask for help.

It's a beautiful moment in the game because of what happened before it. Jason sees those moments and thinks his gaym should have them all the time to make it more gooder because more is better.

Imagine if Undertale was Sans's fight the entire game. You know those pretentious alternate reality UT fangames where everyone is evil or something equally cringy? That's what Mald aspires to. It's shit. Not only do I not wanna back this, I'm gonna start actively telling people not to.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

We might need a psychiatrist for this one.

MY specialized armchair psychiatrist take:

"I have OCD and it's dangerous" - I'm special and a victim
"I've been clinically tested for this" - Appeal to authority
"This happened to me when I was younger. [...] this happened to me when I was much younger" - Don't question the details
"You can find ways to fix yourself" - Poor souls from chat, I'm a good guy leading you to the light, trust me

 

[Glowie]

EUROPE FTW​

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Confetti are like tacticle fidget toys which activate my neurons

 

[MaldingFerret]

Not even Mald dunking can make me click on a YongYea video though.

most of his video was replaying ross' video. Reaction grifter. Literal mouthpiece for reddit and nothing more.

 

[harmy.kook]

Heads up, got a "hypothetical" PA request coming from Cardposting

What your asking is starting to run very close to the touching the cow. Which (in case no one has mentioned it) is a no no and will reap the wrath of our cheese loving all mighty feeder.

 

[Roachbound]

THERE’S ONLY THREE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME? God damn, we’ve been missing the forest for the trees, we’ve been drilling down into the specifics of his code so much that we didn’t notice the game itself has absolutely nothing

The easiest way to describe heartbound is that it has less content than the tutorial section of undertale.

 

[Glowie]

Heads up, got a "hypothetical" PA request coming from Cardposting

Of course it's Muttley concern trolling last time he sperged on about newfags while ban evading his alt before getting permanently banned for thirdth time

 

[JJLiautaud]

btw we are close to 1,300,000 and have 22 more days
hard to believe that it was all hopeless 2 weeks ago
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Never doompill, always keep fighting, you may lose, but if you give up you will definitely lose.

 

[woc_krava]

We might need a psychiatrist for this one. Or a good bullshit detector:
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This reminds me of that Curb your enthusiasm episode, where the lady was working at place where she needed to listen to the Looney Tunes intro on loop for decades and went insane.

 

[Slav Power]

We might need a psychiatrist for this one. Or a good bullshit detector:
HeartboundMusicEveryStream2-4FE9RxhMwuo-1878.mp4
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MaldOCD-_sCrPqj1SMk-30017.mp4
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Real OCD doesn't look like this. Real OCD is much worse, and I speak from experience.

I recommend giving this video a listen. Granted, my case of OCD was way less severe than that of Vexxsie's, but it was the same symptom of "everything is contaminated" psychosomatic mindfuckery. And yes, if you thought Chuck McGill's "condition" was bullshit, think again. Shit's real, it's all in your mind, you can't just blank out on it since it "lives" on it's own and it's a hell to live with. Go fuck yourself Jason.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Does anyone know if there is any other combat in his game? I have never seen anything other than that
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YvKZQPxGygPreserveTube |

on his Steampage it says, there are multiple enemys and weapons, but never seen any. It is probably an abandoned feature in his walking simulator
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Wait, really, that's the combat? That's just a series of shitty microgames so lame they'd get rejected from warioware. There's so many ways to do the idea of a minigame-centric boss fight way better... In fact, Toby Fox just released a boss fight that does.

 

[Sewer Diver]

Everyone knows that Shartbound is based on Mald's life but does he really need to put his fetishes everywhere?

 

[my penis is on fire]

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PirateSoftware lost 100,000 subs in two weeks

Your post was stolen 🄰 by this slanty-eyed slop salesman on Xigger

 

[Chernabog3000]

"I grew up on 4chan"

Sure don't act like it bud. More like he grew up a soft little malding bitch who can't handle fuck all. Guy pontificates about how his internet generation was so much rawer and hardcore yet takes it in the ass so hard over his own hubris, he is being felted by just about every single community possible he acts like the very definition of a lolcow.

Insane behavior.

Forget growing up on 4chan.

Dude grew up with a dad Matt and Trey caricaturized into the quintessential avatar of the online neckbeard/basement dweller. That shit was on cable television, fuck the internet. He had like a decade long trial run of what its like to be goofed on and trolled by internet folk and he still gets felted.

It must suck being a successful narcissist. You have no choice but to double down on throw gas on the fire why your house is already burning. Its crazy. Just go back to quietly "patching" your gay lil game.

Also if he was as smart as everyone says with the shorts and the algorithm he'd probably be better off to just shut the fuck up and move on. But he cant. And its not cause this engagement is good for buisness, i mean is, any views is good views., but there becomes a point where you have to hitch your horse to that negative engagement. Theres a point of no return and hes there. This how you become a shit peddling grifter. Not saying hes gonna lose his way of living but there is not going back with how much hes doubled down. Hes gonna have to be this asshat forever.

 

[Huddinge]

I saved this clip a few days ago of mald reading an email he sent to Tobyfox, the developer of undertale. It's not much, and it's awkwardly edited, but i downloaded it in order to try and read the emails in full. However i found it interesting that mald messaged toby to tell him he had gotten hate from Undertale fans. It seems to be a recurring thing when he's looking for sympathy and attention.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Typical OCD bathroom status.
Did he kept the shit streak on the left so he can do another one on the right?

Spoiler: Reposting & Disgusting

Pic credits, page 263

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

90% chance he did simulated phishing campaigns, essentially data entry work. Finger wagging at office staff for opening up his sneaky links. It's very eye rolling to imagine a no-coder, no-experience, no-certificate midwit like Jason doing anything all that interesting. He has no stories, oh no he can't tell you, he was a "red teamer" don't ya know.

They would only have an internal team member do this.

You are not allowed to look at employee roll there unless you at least have L or Q.

 

[The Stranger]

However i found it interesting that mald messaged him to tell him he had gotten hate from Undertale fans.

Not only complaining about getting hate from Undertale fans but he's begging Toby to play his shitty clone
He's so desperate for validation

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

What parts of the game are pretentious? Was it the MP3 players that dumped exposition? I remember the developer expressed regret for even including them, but I have no idea why he thought they were a good idea to add in the first place.


It's on his linkedin page. Eagle search group is apparently out of business now and the website is gone. I'd like to give Jason credit for that, but it's more likely they were just not doing anything useful and died after the government money ran out. I think that was recent because I remember reading about them getting some sort of grant from the department of labor for a period of time for god knows what. These grants are all public if anyone is in the mood to research and archive it before it falls off the map.

https://www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_AWD_1605DC17T00012_1605_DOLJ139E34441_1605


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I looked at the grant and its a general consulting grant. They wouldn't have a brand new consulting company operating within their SCIFs. Generally this type of group does entirely uncleared work.

In 2016, the timeline to get a L clearance was half of his time there. A Q could take 9 months to a year then due to a serious backlog. I am calling bullshit on his DOE work.

Edit: also most DOE spaces in metropolitan Ohio had been decommissioned in the early 00s and are under the office that handles the cleanup and monitoring for contamination. What the hell would he have been pen testing *there*????