💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%
  • Total voters
    685
not william stenchever said:
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Nick is an amalgamation of Adult Swim characters as much as he is lolcows. He has the physique of Rusty Venture, the pseudo-religious addict bs of the Bible fruits, Dr. Rockso’s love of cocaine (and possible pedophilia), Sargent Hatred’s lack of basic shame (and possible pedophilia), and the awful comedic styling plus pettiness of Bret Gelman (that Jewish guy who helped get Sam Hyde cancelled).
 
John Andrews Stan said:
They are obsessed with Aaron.

This is the camera Melton bought specifically to capture Aaron leaving (and probably inside) the courtroom.
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So Nick is inviting Melton into his home so the creep can commit a Minnesota statute §609.746(h) violation. Father Of The Year.

Imagine being one of Nick's children who might be aware of Melton's reputation, and then this guy's in your house. Just one of dad's friends. Totally normal.
 
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I feel like Aaron’s lawyer probably should let the court know that this is basically just a revenge plot more than about revenge porn. The fact that Nick is effectively planning an after party, outlining his plans to attempt to ruin Aaron’s life via preventing from hosting his morning show and lawfare, and in general being a Salacious Crumb to a fat pedophile really feels like the judge should probably see this circus for what it is.

Be funny if she calls it from the bench as Dabbleverse people are retards and I wouldn’t be surprised if they interrupt the court.
 
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Surely Crackhead actively watching,hunting and stalking A-A-Ron for over a year in the hopes that he makes a mistake and proves Crackhead right is seen by the court as just a tad excessive/obsessive no? Watching his streams religiously, showing up to places he frequents, posting about his undying love for him hourly.... The court can't be that retarded right? (I may have just answered my own question)
 
MechanicusAdmin said:
Surely Crackhead actively watching,hunting and stalking A-A-Ron for over a year in the hopes that he makes a mistake and proves Crackhead right is seen by the court as just a tad excessive/obsessive no? Watching his streams religiously, showing up to places he frequents, posting about his undying love for him hourly.... The court can't be that retarded right? (I may have just answered my own question)
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As noted by @talk talk talk
talk talk talk said:
I checked the hearing schedule for Judge Heidi Schultz tomorrow and her whole day is booked in 15 minute increments for various criminal hearings. She isn't going to have time for any nonsense.
Nick's dream of a great courtroom showdown will be dashed upon the shoals of tight judicial scheduling.
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Nick is likely fantizising, unless Judge Schultz feels there is some exceptional judicial reasoning, her schedule is too booked up to listen to crybabies and cuckolds.
 
August Levasseur said:
Gonna be honest I think a lot of ppl in this thread tend to sneed pretty hard whenever it looks like Nick has the possibility of a W. I think it's fair to state that what Aaron did was kinda gay, but also that a $50 fine is also appropriate. He did break the law, not in a super cereal way, but in an undeniable way. If a woman sends you a picture of her tits because she loves you (more than her husband) sharing that picture around is not a very based and/or chad thing to do
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ITS CALLED BEING A BRO DAMNIT! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!

Beyond that I will argue that EVEN if what Aaron did is cringe, he’s not breaking the spirit of the law. (Unfortunately it was written in a particularly retarded way.)

1. There was no wide dissemination.
2. The wasn’t a goal of harassment or monetary gain.

And of course, it’s not a nude. It’s a pic of Kayla, posing for him in some underwear or top or whatever.

Aaron took the pic. With his phone. It’s his property. When you take a picture, a non nude picture may I add, there is implied consent that yes: This pic can be shown to someone and I don’t need to ask for consent.
 
Btw, I think it's particularly telling that the judge agreed to not have a separate hearing to cover the "violations", knowing that it's only a 15 minute sentencing hearing.

I'm thinking she too thinks it's all a nothingburger. Mr. Rugieta is set to be very disappointed.
 
daffodils said:
Nick is dreaming of a robed janny sweeping Aaron off the Internet forever.
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"I hereby sentence Aaron Imholte to 10 years of no Internet and NO GOALS!"
*Aaron's dragged out of the courtroom sobbing*
"And as for you Mister Rekieta by the power invested in me I declare you a good lawyer and not a cuck!!"
"Bailiff get this man his law license and his guns back."
*Nick crowd surfs out of the courthouse while everyone chants: LAW POPE LAW POPE LAW POPE*
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Grayback said:
Nick may not care about Kayla's status, or honor, or reputation, or whatever you would describe it as—but he definitely cares about his own, and about the fact that it has been irreparably damaged by letting The Toe defile his wife.
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I don't even think he cares Aaron defiles her, he just won't admit Aaron fucked Kayla because it gives the haters ammo

I think he only cares that he can use her as a cudgel against Aaron
 
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Vibralldo said:
I don't even think he cares Aaron defiles her, he just won't admit Aaron fucked Kayla because it gives the haters ammo

I think he only cares that he can use her as a cudgel against Aaron
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100%. If we could only somehow convince Nick that "owning it like a man" would take the ammo from haters, he'd sing about how emotionally broken A-A-Ron porking Kayla has left him and Our Wife.

Alas we can only wait til he huffs enough gas to leave him mentally incapable of lying. A fitting reward for a foul addict.
 
SkuSucka said:
100%. If we could only somehow convince Nick that "owning it like a man" would take the ammo from haters, he'd sing about how emotionally broken A-A-Ron porking Kayla has left him and Our Wife.

Alas we can only wait til he huffs enough gas to leave him mentally incapable of lying. A fitting reward for a foul addict.
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Nick, incapable of lying? That's only possible when he's dead. And even then he'll probably still find a way.
 
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