💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Grayback said:
Nick's obsession with Aaron probably has a lot to do with the fact that Aaron Imholte repeatedly fucked Kayla Rekieta and deposited his steel-toed seed deep inside of her womb while she enthusiastically cried out for this other man to fuck her again and again.
And the additional fact that literally nothing in the universe will ever be able to take that back.

Nick used to be okay with that—after all, he thought that he was on the verge of upgrading!

But now that the Ape has escaped and the drugs have worn off, and all that Nick is left with is the horror of the above realization, the whole situation probably seems way less "funny and weird" and way more "how do I murder Aaron and get away with it."
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I don't think Nick cares about Kayla. He only cares that Aaron embarrassed him and told everyone the truth about what was happening in the polycule
 
StannisTheMannis said:
Muslims go to Mecca to trace the Phophet's (PBUH) steps as he began his caliphate.
Christians go to Jerusalem to trace Jesus' steps as He started His church.

Melton is in St. Cloud to trace Aaron's steps because he is the archetype of a Toe fanboy, an Aaronite if you will, the rarest (and fucking weirdest) religious path.
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I can't wait until this is added into Crusader Kings 3.
 
Grayback said:
the whole situation probably seems way less "funny and weird" and way more "how do I murder Aaron and get away with it."
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To add to this "Nick feels humiliated" theory:
All of the dumb, gay stunts that Nick pulls (like showing off the fridge in Vegas) seem meant to try to embarrass or humiliate Aaron on as big of a public stage as Nick can manage. They don't always play out that way, but this seems to be the intent.
Nick was humiliated, so he has to try to humiliate Aaron even more in order to tip the scales, so that he can signal to everyone that actually it is Aaron who is the embarrassed one, not him!

In the time since Nick got arrested and everything was exposed, Nick has shared all sorts of drug stories, all sorts of stories about him fucking April, all sorts of other details... but he really doesn't like talking about a few very particular topics, or acknowledging when his peers or chatters mention them.
He's Mr. Lolbert telling people to say whatever they want until somebody superchats the wrong thing, and then he has to go into his "stern-yet-passive-aggressive" voice about how that is just not appropriate, he's given you all your warning, and the next people to talk about that will be banned.
That's the shit that really gets to him. That reaction isn't for show, or to withhold information for legal reasons, or to protect other people. He's actually humiliated by it, and he can't let anyone else know.

One of those subjects is how he's neglected his kids (to an extent—he's happy to talk about them if he can use them as a shield, or as a way that lets him throw out random "pedo" accusations).
The other subject is how Aaron fucked the shit out of Kayla. Nick never acknowledges that. He always talks around it and moves past it as quickly as possible like it was never even said. He fucking hates that it happened.

Vibralldo said:
I don't think Nick cares about Kayla. He only cares that Aaron embarrassed him and told everyone the truth about what was happening in the polycule
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It's hard to tell what Nick actually cares about. And I certainly agree that it's possible that Nick doesn't actually care about Kayla as a person.
But I think that he does care about her as "his wife" in the titular sense, in that she's someone whom he should've kept to himself. He should have prevented other men from having sex with his wife, and he definitely shouldn't have knowingly allowed and facilitated it happening.

Nick may not care about Kayla's status, or honor, or reputation, or whatever you would describe it as—but he definitely cares about his own, and about the fact that it has been irreparably damaged by letting The Toe defile his wife.

Maybe we're saying the same thing. I might be getting lost in the semantics.
 
Grayback said:
But now that the Ape has escaped and the drugs have worn off, and all that Nick is left with is the horror of the above realization, the whole situation probably seems way less "funny and weird" and way more "how do I murder Aaron and get away with it."
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No no, you're completely wrong. Nick wants to *rape* Aaron, not kill him.
 
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
No no, you're completely wrong. Nick wants to *rape* Aaron, not kill him.
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Remember what Nick said in the 2022 rape rant video posted some pages back... Nick wants to rape until the rapee loves it and begs for more. So he wants to rape Aaron until Aaron loves him.

I don't know how it can get any more gay than that, but I'm sure Nick is about to educate me.
 
Neetness said:
I honestly wonder if Aaron will either be killed by Nick or kill Nick in self defense someday. This shit is that gay.
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The safe bet is Nick sewer slides out Benoit style and tries to blame the Toe for "pushing him down that road"

He's the type of scum that would legitimately see it as a W to have people "blame Aaron" for him going off the final ledge.
 
Neetness said:
I honestly wonder if Aaron will either be killed by Nick or kill Nick in self defense someday. This shit is that gay.
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This whole weird gay anti-romance makes "Prick Up Your Ears" look positively heterosexual. Nick is the gayest, weirdest, most freakishly violent homosexual weirdo who ever lived.
 
My personal fanfic dream for tomorrow is that Nick shows up with our wife and the pedo for some gay shenanigans, and gets served with a new defamation suit while he's there.
 
i wonder what nick rekieta does in his entire daily life (when he's not driving his 18 kids to 45 different piano emergency S.O.S. red alert defcon 0 every single hour putting 30 to 40 driving hours per hour every day) when nobody is really talking about him.

he's not begrudgingly streaming some bullshit trial half-ass'edly to roleplay like he has a day job for his mom and dad and is forced to sit in his house with 5 kids who wonder where MOMMY mk.ii went while his festering and horrifically mutilated MOMMY mk.i (whose body is ruined, his words) as they exist as insects in a mini-mansion that his grandparents bought him as he has no camera, live, on him to show that he does indeed eat healthy foods such as cooking ramen or well done flank steaks so being an 118 lb 6'4" man is actually a good thing.
 
arc minsk said:
i wonder what nick rekieta does in his entire daily life (when he's not driving his 18 kids to 45 different piano emergency S.O.S. red alert defcon 0 every single hour putting 30 to 40 driving hours per hour every day) when nobody is really talking about him.
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Same thing he’s doing the rest of the day: thinking about Aaron Imholte.
 
Nick is dreaming of a robed janny sweeping Aaron off the Internet forever.
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So right now he’s euphoric, and filled with all kinds of dreams about Aaron going to prison, and being banned from the internet, if that doesn’t happen I imagine he’s going to have quite the crash out.
 
not william stenchever said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VdsvlOJ4wxY:200
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Nick is an amalgamation of Adult Swim characters as much as he is lolcows. He has the physique of Rusty Venture, the pseudo-religious addict bs of the Bible fruits, Dr. Rockso’s love of cocaine (and possible pedophilia), Sargent Hatred’s lack of basic shame (and possible pedophilia), and the awful comedic styling plus pettiness of Bret Gelman (that Jewish guy who helped get Sam Hyde cancelled).
 
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