💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

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  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

  • Total voters
    700
Melton bought some Walmart level surveillance camera recorders to place outside the court to film Aaron. I hope some Somali hoodlum jacks them, and Melton gets stabbed trying to get them back. Melton literally looks a member of NAMBLA with his beard now.
 

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Melton got there last night because his flight today got cancelled, so he’s had a lot more time to hang out with Nick and jerk it over Aaron with him IRL for once.

Melton is bragging about all the places he's been that he hasn't announced yet, saying that was well worth all the extra money he had to spend. Here he is with Coach Scott:

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Surprisingly Nick has not popped up in Melton’s chat yet.
Jfc, Melton has less friends than Nick.
 
Melton got there last night because his flight today got cancelled, so he’s had a lot more time to hang out with Nick and jerk it over Aaron with him IRL for once.

Melton is bragging about all the places he's been that he hasn't announced yet, saying that was well worth all the extra money he had to spend. Here he is with Coach Scott:

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Surprisingly Nick has not popped up in Melton’s chat yet.
I don't get it. What do they think they're accomplishing? They just seem obsessed with Aaron. If I was a judge and got a request for a restraining order and it had things like "flew a fridge I bought to Vegas to show it to people" and "went to the gym I use to bother the manager...not to work out" I would grant that restraining order so fast. I bet you could sell them vials of Aaron's bath water.
 
When it comes to lolcow stuff, I like to get a little superstitious. Right now my superstition tells me two things:

1. Nick Rekieta is cursed to fuck up endlessly, Sonichu Medallion or not. Cosmic forces want him to suffer.
2. Aaron Imholte possesses some kind of mutant power that allows him to suffer from next to no consequences for his stupid actions. Other cosmic forces do not want him to suffer with the exception of embarrassment.

Based on this made up nonsense alone I believe that the price of a KNU will remain the same or be waved entirely, crashing the KNU market.
It really depends on if the judge is paying attention at all.

If they are they'll see that Nick's been watching Aaron's show religiously waiting for any and all minor fuck ups and reporting.them, has been tweeting non stop about how god will smite Aaron, how he's admitted that after this he plans on filing vexatious lawsuits against Aaron with the express purpose of ruining him financially, and has made the court process into a circus by bringing a fat pedophile in to embarrass Aaron by making it into content and should stick to the original plea.
 
Is it possible for Pat Melt to not look like a fat greasy child molester?

Did any KF user who attended these hearings bring recording equipment to prance around the courthouse trying to harass the defendant? As far as I've seen, Ethan Ralph and now this fat paedophile were the ones recording and looking for trouble.

So he's going to introduce this fat nonce to his wife and kids. This fat nonce brought recording equipment.

Father of the year.
 
Melton bought some Walmart level surveillance camera recorders to place outside the court to film Aaron. I hope some Somali hoodlum jacks them, and Melton gets stabbed trying to get them back. Melton literally looks a member of NAMBLA with his beard now.
Such a repulsive creature. How he wasn't arrested for admitting to watching CP is beyond me.
 
Melton bought some Walmart level surveillance camera recorders to place outside the court to film Aaron. I hope some Somali hoodlum jacks them, and Melton gets stabbed trying to get them back. Melton literally looks a member of NAMBLA with his beard now.
He's gotta be bald like Tim Pool under that cap isn't he? What's the wind forecast for court tomorrow? Maybe we'll see MAPton slaphead :story:
 
Imagine pretending your wife and family are victims of some utter bullshit like this case, then enthusiastically inviting a fat, greasy pedophile to turn your wife's humiliation into monetary content.
 
Nick bringing pedo melton around his kids is almost as dangerous as Nick leaving cocaine out for them
Melton bought some Walmart level surveillance camera recorders to place outside the court to film Aaron. I hope some Somali hoodlum jacks them, and Melton gets stabbed trying to get them back. Melton literally looks a member of NAMBLA with his beard now.
All Nick and Melton have done is set the terms of engagement for A-Logs that actually want to touch the cow. If physically showing up to Aaron's gym and recording him leaving court from multiple surveillance cameras you've set up is acceptable for someone who just shared a whore's nude to one person, imagine what's acceptable to do to a pedophile and child doser.
 
And they have the absolute worst taste in cows to obsess over.
Many of them are taking off work to beat their meat to the hearing updates. Check out the comments on any clipper’s Steel Toe clips. They’re actually unhinged. (It’s a specific subset of the Dabbleverse that has hate boners for Aaron, not a majority by any means. Most don’t seem to GAF about him or Rekieta at all.)

Does Nick view Aaron as his personal Maddox or something?
Dax actually married Maddox’s sloppy seconds. Nick’s wife made him drop Aaron’s.

Crossposting from Aaron’s thread (TL;DR don’t use the main entrance to the courthouse tomorrow unless you want to be recorded on camera):
Melton said he looked up the rules and found that he is totally allowed to film everyone entering or leaving the courthouse. His plan is to leave the 360 degree camera outside so that it will capture everyone that approaches.

It would be a shame if somebody went over and just put a box over it.

Anyone planning a trip to the courthouse tomorrow might want to find an alternate point of entry and exit.
 
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And they have the absolute worst taste in cows to obsess over. Does Nick view Aaron as his personal Maddox or something?
I understand that Nick's a coke brained retard that's constantly seething now and he sees Aaron as a blood enemy for confirming that Nick's a degenerate child neglecter, but why are there people that hate Aaron so much they're willing to spend thousands to fly to Vegas to look at a fridge Aaron used? Why are they siding with much funnier and much more despicable cow Nick Rekeita just to spite Aaron?

I know Aaron's a degenerate retard, but he just comes across as goofy most of the time and is kinda boring
 
Does Nick view Aaron as his personal Maddox or something?
Dax actually married Maddox’s sloppy seconds. Nick’s wife made him drop Aaron’s.
Nick's obsession with Aaron probably has a lot to do with the fact that Aaron Imholte repeatedly fucked Kayla Rekieta and deposited his steel-toed seed deep inside of her womb while she enthusiastically cried out for this other man to fuck her again and again.
And the additional fact that literally nothing in the universe will ever be able to take that back.

Nick used to be okay with that—after all, he thought that he was on the verge of upgrading!

But now that the Ape has escaped and the drugs have worn off, and all that Nick is left with is the horror of the above realization, the whole situation probably seems way less "funny and weird" and way more "how do I murder Aaron and get away with it."
 
But now that the Ape has escaped and the drugs have worn off, and all that Nick is left with is the horror of the above realization, the whole situation probably seems way less "funny and weird" and way more "how do I murder Aaron and get away with it."
Nick realizes his tiny penis was never able to give the mother of his five children an orgasm.

Aaron gave her the first orgasm of her life. She actually loved him. She sung notes of pleasure with Aaron that he would never have heard in a million years, because he was a pathetic cuck, a failure, an impotent loser who could never satisfy a woman.

Nick is intensely angry about this, even though it's his own failure as a human male.

Nick will never give an orgasm to a woman. No Balldo, no Rugieta, will ever make this worthless failure of a male capable of satisfying a woman.

Neck, Nick.
 
Melton is bragging about all the places he's been that he hasn't announced yet, saying that was well worth all the extra money he had to spend.

Muslims go to Mecca to trace the Phophet's (PBUH) steps as he began his caliphate.
Christians go to Jerusalem to trace Jesus' steps as He started His church.

Melton is in St. Cloud to trace Aaron's steps because he is the archetype of a Toe fanboy, an Aaronite if you will, the rarest (and fucking weirdest) religious path.
 
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