💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Chazzed Up]

Do you guys know any stable individual in your lives who has five school aged kids and stays up until 3-5 am every night of the week at minimum? Have you ever heard of any stable individual ever doing that in the history of humanity? Even without a job this is a direct indicator that a person is abusing substances or is having a severe psychological break or both. Nobody grounded to reality does this.

Unstable sleep schedule is actually one of the major indicators of mental illness, and it perpetuates it as well. Structure promotes responsibility and normalcy. When you're up at all hours it fucks up your ability to function during the day which then makes you feel worse because you get nothing done.

Granted, what I'm describing is more about depression - people who struggle with discipline because things feel hopeless. Nick seems to just be having a complete psychotic separation from reality. People with depression usually subconsciously want their hopelessness to be proven wrong. Nick revels in the fact that his life is destroyed and unfixable. He thinks he's a cool 'chaos' archetype but the irony is that such characters usually come from broken backgrounds. Nick had literally everything prior to torching it. Pointless self-inmolation.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Someone will cause him trouble, but it's not going to be Aaron or Kurt or Sean.
His name is Nicholas Rekieta.

Nick's intense and disturbing BPD homolust for Aaron may do him in, but you're right. It won't actually be Aaron himself.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron or Kurt or Sean

They just make him seethe, which is entertaining.

Nick gets so mad every time he has to remove a voice from his beloved Supertip, which is the greatest thing since sliced breat.

 

[AltisticRight]

They just make him seethe, which is entertaining.

Nick gets so mad every time he has to remove a voice from his beloved Supertip, which is the greatest thing since sliced breat.

Yeah, that I agree with. It's just going to be a rude awakening for those who think he'll bring the skeletor down though.
I think it'll be funny if Aaron follows the two as well but it's up to him. He has some DSP tier roach luck going on.

 

[not william stenchever]

Rekieta owns a house and it goes down in value over time instead of increasing.

He's fighting inflation like the Vietnam war's strongest, most disheveled and strung out tunnel rat stabbing gooks in the abyssal darkness.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

We can make a 3D printable Balldo trophy for his dual wins and soon to be triple.

Fixed

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah initially I thought the same it's getting silly because some actually think "Aaron Imholte" will be the one to bring down this skelly.

Who the fuck thinks that? Lol.

Speaking for myself, I have expressed low enthusiasm for the FBI/hacking shit. I hope it happens, but I'm not holding my breath. I think it far more likely Nick will just fuck up himself and commit a probation violation within the next five years.

Someone will cause him trouble, but it's not going to be Aaron or Kurt or Sean.
His name is Nicholas Rekieta.

Correct.

However, I think it's actually fun to point out how much better other Lawtubers are doing compared to Nick. Since Nick loves to throw shade on them and pretend he's so much better (spoiler: he's not). His shitty attitude makes this topical.

Meme, Legal Mindset, and Sean are one thing, but I have been told even Kurt beat Nick's live view numbers the other day.

That's just surreal.

I don't think it's so much a way of "gassing up" his enemies as it's a good way of demonstrating "oh, how the mighty have fallen," with respect to Nick. Nick has less live viewers now than channels a fraction of his size.

That's amazing. Given who Nick once was. And he's seething over it.

 

[Melty Butter]

Who the fuck thinks that? Lol.

Not me - lol! I think the Internet fight is entertaining, but if Aaron really wanted to go after Nick, he'd have gotten a TRO due to the threats and a C&D for using his voice on Supertips. (Admittedly, I enjoy speculating on the possibilities - and @Folgers Can 's excellent autism on these matters - but we all know 'nothing ever happens'.)

Thus far, Aaron hasn't pursued legal action, and we all know why. It would be considered legitimately gay and even verboten within the Dabbleverse and the wider comics community.

The lawyers (Sean & Kurt) get a pass because, well, they're lawyers, and LawTube is a bit more serious, save one particular not-lawyer named Nicholas Rekieta.

 

[AltisticRight]

Speaking for myself, I have expressed low enthusiasm for the FBI/hacking shit. I hope it happens, but I'm not holding my breath. I think it far more likely Nick will just fuck up himself and commit a probation violation within the next five years.

Yeah, I agree. The chances of FBI hacking shit amounting to anything at all is far lower than him screwing up his probation.
And then, him screwing up probation landing an arrest or jail time? I think it's practically impossible. He's just going to be a spiteful whiney skelly, there's going to be highs and lows, but he's not going to go supernova again.

However, I think it's actually fun to point out how much better other Lawtubers are doing compared to Nick. Since Nick loves to throw shade on them and pretend he's so much better (spoiler: he's not). His shitty attitude makes this topical.
Meme, Legal Mindset, and Sean are one thing, but I have been told even Kurt beat Nick's live view numbers the other day.

Yeah, even Kurt is seeing some success. Meme Copium had nearly 1800 yesterday, he does "drama slop and watch parties".
SAD indictment.

 

[Captain Manning]

And then, him screwing up probation landing an arrest or jail time? I think it's practically impossible.

I dunno man. It's looking like Bossmanjack may have just did exactly that.

It's difficult to say which one is more brain damaged at this point, but I don't think Austin and Nick are really too far off in terms of stupidity (which makes this whole gay inter-thread rivalry even stupider, if you ask me). Five years is a long time for Nick to get through without acting like a fucking idiot.

Drugs, man. Say no to drugs.

Yeah, even Kurt is seeing some success. Meme Copium had nearly 1800 yesterday, he does "drama slop and watch parties".
SAD indictment.

My thing with Kurt is this: If you wanna argue he's a cow or pseudo-cow, that's fine. I am not ignorant. I know Kurt has done some cringe stuff, and still kinda is (i.e. the recent meltdown over ChatGTP).

Thing is, the logical corollary to that is that him beating Rekieta in live views becomes even funnier. You can't have one without the other.

Kurt ain't gonna take down Nick any more than Aaron will, but he is gonna make Nick seethe just by doing his own thing and doing it better. That's milk. Nick is really fucking stupid to go after anybody in Lawtube at this point if you ask me. They're all on track to surpass his ass, and him bitching about Lawtube is just gonna drive more people to them.

ETA:

 

[Sneed Force One]

Jewsh is vagueposting on the bodycam footage on today's special MATI (due to the stream cutting out yesterday) saying "legal notices have been sent out, and positive things are underway" and "as a little teaser, I have received a positive development from Harden that there is an interesting person assisting us, who is significant".

Chat on Kick immediately speculates it is EWU Bodycam
It is reasonable to assume Jewsh's mysterious forum user to Spicer request was not the retrieval of the bodycam footage, but to deliver a demand to Spicer authorities.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Aaron and Nicholas both suck, it's not mutually exclusive. Calling one of them out doesn't mean you're the fan of the other.

Goddamn I wish the dabblerverse retards could get this through their thick skulls into their peanut brains

 

[Trans Randy]

Chat on Kick immediately speculates it is EWU Bodycam

I honestly agree.
However, it'd be way fucking funnier if April did a full BPD heelturn and agreed to it. Maybe @Fapcop is her new boyfriend.

 

[Vibralldo]

Jewsh is vagueposting on the bodycam footage on today's special MATI (due to the stream cutting out yesterday) saying "legal notices have been sent out, and positive things are underway" and "as a little teaser, I have received a positive development from Harden that there is an interesting person assisting us, who is significant".

Chat on Kick immediately speculates it is EWU Bodycam

Kayla's family if I had to guess
Aaron wouldn't be interesting as help

 

[CoomerTine]

Kurt is now interviewing one of Turtleboys lawyers who also attempted to join the Karen Read defense team but the judge disallowed it

Suffah Baldo Boy!

 

[PrestonHolt]

At this point I only hope that Josh will get BCF and start streaming it while Nick is live "lawsplaining" or however doing nitrous is called.

 

[Captain Manning]

Chat on Kick immediately speculates it is EWU Bodycam

Refresh my memory: They were the ones that got the Chris-Chan arrest bodycam, right?

If they are helping, that's a positive development. Have patience and faith.

Kurt is now interviewing one of Turtleboys lawyers who also attempted to join the Karen Read defense team but the judge disallowed it

Suffah Baldo Boy!

And climbing...

 

[AnOminous]

I began to tire of Nick when he started the late night jerk off sessions with Ty during Weeb Wars.

The gloss was already seriously starting to wear off, but the really glaring moment was when they had a stream the night of the fatal filing that torpedoed the case, smugly drinking and jacking each other off, only to submit a sloppy, half-assed filing after the deadline.

That was before Sam Johnson had even looked at the notary signatures and realized it was physically impossible for Ty to have taken them all on the same day while physically present, as he signed under oath that he had.

4. About LOTY, there is a pretty solid chance that Nicholas Rekieta will not be nominated at all. This will upset a lot of people, but it is what it is. I personally think there's solid arguments for or against this, it's up to the admins. It's not December yet so things might change.

I think he should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award, maybe a recurring Balldo-themed memorial award, and anyone who gets that award is disqualified from LOTY. This award should be strictly for past LOTY winners.

I really also think back to back LOTY wins should be banned.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think he should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award, maybe a recurring Balldo-themed memorial award, and anyone who gets that award is disqualified from LOTY. This award should be strictly for past LOTY winners.

I really also think back to back LOTY wins should be banned.

I agree, we really need to give Nick a lifetime achievement award of some kind

 

[Lonely khan]

I honestly agree.
However, it'd be way fucking funnier if April did a full BPD heelturn and agreed to it. Maybe @Fapcop is her new boyfriend.

Fapcop only has one true love brother. That's why it's meant to be, Fapcop wouldnt pull a Nick and go after steeltoe seconfs. Fapcop would give Kayla a loving life filled with TNG boxsets and free of balldo induced bleeding. Don't ruin something wholesome like the love of a man who is bad at making change but good at making Kayla the center of his psychosis.