💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
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>Aaron Imholte touches a fridge, its value x3
>Cop touches A. Rekieta's scalp, gets more cocaine from her hair than what's on his glove
:really:
What an own.
 
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Do you guys know any stable individual in your lives who has five school aged kids and stays up until 3-5 am every night of the week at minimum? Have you ever heard of any stable individual ever doing that in the history of humanity? Even without a job this is a direct indicator that a person is abusing substances or is having a severe psychological break or both. Nobody grounded to reality does this.
I began to tire of Nick when he started the late night jerk off sessions with Ty during Weeb Wars. He also started doing twitch gaming streams afterward and I decided to check one out in the morning because even the late night streams were usually too late for me to watch. He was still streaming when I checked one morning which would have been around 4:30am his time. That was the final nail in the "he's an absentee dad who relies on his wife and hired help to raise his kids" coffin for me.

There'd been a lot of things bothering me up to that point, but I'd enjoyed him during the Greer and Maddox lolsuits, and was still way too into culture wars shit. The funny thing about the twitch streams were that this was the time when viewers were paying $50 to tell him about their Weeb Wars Themed PS4(3?) F1 racing team and they could have just talked to him on the twitch streams for free.
 
Just realized that this is his description for any normie wanting to watch the trial. As if Supertips will inspire views...
Placing the SuperTip link as the very first item in his video description not only discourages viewers from clicking on the video itself, but also introduces a second, more technical issue. YouTube is notoriously unfriendly toward external links—especially those that redirect users away from its platform. There’s likely a reason Melton, the creator of SuperTips, opts for an on-screen QR code rather than placing the link front and center in his livestream descriptions.

Rekieta, on the other hand, seems to believe this strategy is optional. Unfortunately, his fanbase—certainly not known for their high cognitive output—are probably clicking that link en masse, signaling to YouTube’s algorithm that the video is functioning more as an exit ramp than a destination. As a result, it wouldn’t be surprising if the platform deprioritized his content in recommendations.

Where's the compilation of the supertips making fun of Kurt btw? He said he's going to prepare one as a punishment for Kurt for taking his toy away.
It’s probably residing in the same mystical realm as the 5K gift. :feels:
 
Smells like more gayops. If it is the "new boyfriend" or whoever else I hope they 100% confirm it e.g. via video call / arrange an interview, rather than just run with it. Many Dabbleverse idiots and Nicholas Retard himself abound.
That e-mail Zumock received could be a gay op, yeah. I don't know how trustworthy Zumock is, or how susceptible Zumock is to falling for gay ops. I'll note Sean seemed somewhat incredulous of it on his stream the other day.

The idea that Nick was skinwalking as April on X has been around for a long time though (basically from the day the tweets were made), and I 100% believe that.
 
It is my belief that Nick has a painting of himself in the attic that stays the same age. A picture of Balldorian Gay, if you will.
...and the age in the painting is 14 years old, but it only works on Nick's mental state, not his physical condition. It's got two ceiling cats, one black and one white, hovering over each shoulder. There's a glass of whiskey, a tiny vial, and a Balldo near one hand, and a wedding ring, a jar of baby food, and a partially filled out job application near the other hand. Some claim it's a masterpiece, while others say it's the most horrible painting in the world...
 
Do you guys know any stable individual in your lives who has five school aged kids and stays up until 3-5 am every night of the week at minimum? Have you ever heard of any stable individual ever doing that in the history of humanity? Even without a job this is a direct indicator that a person is abusing substances or is having a severe psychological break or both. Nobody grounded to reality does this.
There's people who work shit shifts, it happens, that by itself isn't as much an indicator. Shit needs maintaining, power plants, infrastructure, shit you can't just turn off. Someone has to do all of it, someone also has to take all the drugs all night long so they don't fall into the wrong hands, or get metabolized into the wrong hair.
…… so just a regular painting?
 
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It’s almost surreal watching Warski try keep his options open when discussing Qayla after the first Balldo struck. Completely unnecessary since she has neither standards nor agency, you could simply ask Nick to instruct his somnambulist.
 
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Alright, time to get some faggotry out of the way. I hate to be this guy but it has to be done.
There will be two sections.

First lot of gayness:​

We know over the past two years, there's been a select few people occasionally coming over from Bossmanjack's thread to bitch about happenings posts. They're usually told to fuck off or ignored.
Over the past few weeks, this subset of users increased their antics significantly. One of the most prolific users got threadbanned here in March for ignoring warnings repeatedly and insisting on infighting.

Holy Shit! Rekieta sent someone a super chat! And bro, the PILOT IS TOO BUSY LISTENING TO OTHER PILOTS NOT CRASHING THE PLANE WHILE YOU FUCK!

Fucking greatest lolcow ever. I cant wait for this to hit the evening news. I wonder if a concerned "teacher" or "member of the church" from this thread is going to contact the press to break this story wide open? Or maybe he will be investigated by the FAA? Its so over for this degen who let his girlfriend's husband feed his daughter coke&spagetti-o's.
This resulted in a threadban. I rarely threadban normal users. Before doing so, I asked the opinions of two other jannies and it was unanimous.
He then moved to Ethan Ralph's 🐷 thread to instigate the same gay bullshit. I decided to joke about it, but he didn't take it well so I made a meme, told him to open up a "talk to staff" if he's so mad.
You're forgetting the best part about a Columbia trip... easily accessible, reasonably cheap, and mostly legal cocaine. Fuck the pill stream...

Then theres always the chance of him thinking he can get a few keys through customs into Mexico.
Dont worry. AltisticRight is a an austistic retard who hates anyone who says anything they dont fully endorse. I'm waiting for the FOIA. And they are not beyond abusing their janny "power" to deny anyone with a differing opinion. If you say anthing they dont like you will find yourself thread banned. I bet this very message gets banned.
That was not enough. It reached critical mass after a few days ago, he inserted himself into the happenings thread posting about literally nothing -- Nicholas Rekieta eating a burrito gayly. His post was deleted by the admins and they opened up DMs to warn him about "Community Infighting".
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19th of June, 2024:
Unlike Rekieta Balldo-suckers reports of alleged "Children testing positive for cocaine" BossmanJack has actually gotten his $185,000
Using Community Happenings as a proxy for a one-sided sperg war is quite new.

Evidently, the antics of one single butthurt user turned two threads against each other. Many people frequent both threads and wanted nothing to do with this.
Many who frequent one of the two threads also wants nothing to do with this. It's the actions of just one person, and I suppose he got what he wanted in the end.
Admittedly, I started to make fun of him as well since March instead of ignoring him. So I didn't help.

There was no intent to release the MANdy stuff during LOTY. It was released before that.
14 December 2023: MANdy
29 December 2023: voting begins
It's an entire two weeks. If we wanted to rig stuff, we'd release that on the same day voting starts. I didn't vote for 2022 where Luke stole it from Ethan Ralph, so I wasn't even personally aware of LOTY. My activity on the site is usually low during the Christmas holidays.

Regardless of that, he was going to win anyway.
2023: page 1068
2023, right before MANdy: 2731
2023, end: 2844
That's 1663 pages before MANdy and 1776:null: up until the end of 2023, in a year. BMJ's thread is at 1868 right now, thought it was made in August of 2023 but I can't be bothered to get something better.

Also:
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Uninstall Discord. This shit is pretty gay.

So what now?
Let's put an end to this gay shit.
1. No need to intentionally neg-rate BMJ related happenings. I have done that too (only to this user), I will stop.
2. Don't complain about the quality of happenings. What you find boring, such as Nick Rekieta doing X or Austin losing Y amount, others might find amusing. It's fine.
3. Don't say "BMJ/Rekieta is boring". I don't care what their thread says, we can stop it here. I know I'm pretty guilty too and none of it helped.
4. About LOTY, there is a pretty solid chance that Nicholas Rekieta will not be nominated at all. This will upset a lot of people, but it is what it is. I personally think there's solid arguments for or against this, it's up to the admins. It's not December yet so things might change.

The second lot:​

A few users here, I won't name anyone because you know who you are, seems to be genuinely angry at this guy. Whether you're a former fan or just principled, it's not worth it.
- He's not going to die
- He's not going to lose his channel over "nicker" being read out by his pedo TTS, that's idiotic
- There won't be parole violations if he does stupid stuff on stream, unless he drinks or does drugs
- Aaron and Nicholas both suck, it's not mutually exclusive. Calling one of them out doesn't mean you're the fan of the other.
- Stop vandalising CGoody's memorial thing and stop "@[SEAN!!! or Aaron etc.] it would be funny if"... it's not
- If you see a thing on r/steeltoeboringshow and think it's gay, don't do the equivalent to it!
- "Gassing up" people like Aaron (and Kurt to a lesser extent) won't hurt Nick. It's just going to make you sound ridiculous.
For most, it's funny. But some are reaching DSP dentractor levels of retardation.
This thread is so massive, we do need something similar to desTINY and Lucas' threads, which sums up to less pages. I'll see if I can get Null to add something. If I can, there will be a funny thing too (I hope).
That's all. Enjoy your weekend. I hate to be this guy.

tl;dr????

1. STOP INFIGHTING NIGGERS
2. Laugh at Rekieta, don't get upset over him
3. Fuck all of you niggers

I am thinking about running a dumb side project: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-julays-2025-pre-show-discussion.219769/post-21449019
We can make a 3D printable Balldo trophy for his dual wins.
 
There's people who work shit shifts, it happens, that by itself isn't as much an indicator. Shit needs maintaining, power plants, infrastructure, shit you can't just turn off. Someone has to do all of it, someone also has to take all the drugs all night long so they don't fall into the wrong hands, or get metabolized into the wrong hair.

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Well I'm not sure where you missed me saying "unemployed" but obviously third shift exists and has absolutely nothing to do with what we are referencing here. I work rotating 4 on 4 off 12s bro. One four nights one four days. Pretty familiar with it. And guess what? Nobody stays up until 3-4 PM on the evening shift with kids either.....
 
Not your personal army tranime jan jan!

Jokes. I didn't even know there was a shadow war. My contempt towards Minnesota's most child-dosing cuckold leaves little room for BMJ animosity.
 
Gassing up the enemies and exboyfriends of cows like Rekieta is a time honored tradition.

It's been done with Ralph, Montagraph, Eric July, Drexel, Zumock, Kurt, and Aaron.

This gay meta thread shit is mega gay. Can't we all just sit back and enjoy pointless speculation, shitposting, and gaslighting?
 
Of course you don't know how to leverage debt. I thought I knew but I was also wrong, good thing Nick knew.
It's called Rekietanomics. Nobody leverages debt on a house they wanted to sell since covid like the master.

Gassing up the enemies and exboyfriends of cows like Rekieta is a time honored tradition.

It's been done with Ralph, Montagraph, Eric July, Drexel, Zumock, Kurt, and Aaron.

This gay meta thread shit is mega gay. Can't we all just sit back to enjoy and engage in pointless speculation, shitposting, and gaslighting?
Yeah initially I thought the same it's getting silly because some actually think "Aaron Imholte" will be the one to bring down this skelly.
Someone will cause him trouble, but it's not going to be Aaron or Kurt or Sean.
His name is Nicholas Rekieta.
 
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