💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Maude Snew]

It is my belief that Nick has a painting of himself in the attic that stays the same age. A picture of Balldorian Gay, if you will.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It is my belief that Nick has a painting of himself in the attic that stays the same age. A picture of Balldorian Gay, if you will.

Unfortunately for him, its not working.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Unfortunately for him, its not working.

No the painting stays the same age, it's Balldo who shrivels up and melts.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Balldo devours his burrito

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine spending several thousands of dollars for camera and gear that ends up making your show look like you shot it with a potato because you’re too much of a moron fuckup to set your shit up right. This motherfucker is REAL dumb.

It was more than 10k. He had a top of the line Sony with an expensive lens, a $3000 Wacom tablet, and a few hundreds a pop led light panels. The TRIPODS would be expensive too.
All of that rubbish, he can't even set the bitrate correctly and fix white balance. The reason why people buy proper cameras for streaming is to have more control over the output, more human input to achieve their desired outcome.

Skelly bought them because they're expensive gadgets he can play with. He's still reliving the confiscated transformer toy through various means. Was that transformer toy his very own horcrux?

In the most recent Stallyn19 clip, Aaron recounts a text that Nick shared of him saying that he would look at Nick's second house with the possibility of buying it. Aaron claims that, at the time when he was still interested in buying the house, "snow was still on the ground," and "it was, like, February."

Oh wow, Aaron was a couple of months off! Fact checked, nerd!
Ever asked someone what the best price of an item is on Craigslist, the offer still sucked, and you said you'll think about it? Yeah.
Same with his ERP good eating with nasty fishy Ape. Or supposedly with HIMSELF. Pathetic.

Correction: I agree it does sound like he's being a simp for someone already gone. Aaron WTF, you thought about selling your house and buying Nick's so April could live there? And you & your kids would live where, exactly?

Lives of 8 children between two families were ruined because the adults in the equation wanted to do drugs and have bisexual orgies. The sooner all 4 of them croaks for their Sins the better.

Burrito,
Burrito,
Burri - TOE!

The guy that claimed his "creativity emanates from his cooking" can't even make a lazy breakfast meal. Oh wait, Kayla said that, he didn't ghostwrite it. Totally not.

 

[Maude Snew]

Was that transformer toy his very own horcrux?

In his case wouldn't that be a whorecucks?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Didn't he buy an expensive glass standing desk saying he's gonna stream standing?

 

[SaltyFanta]

Nick says he was asked "Can you explain why you said she's retarded? That's a diagnosis of a condition." Assuming he was actually asked to respond to the complaint, that means the complaint was judged to be worthy of investigation, in which case Nick is asked to provide a response.

I'm hesitant to believe the implication that it was an ethics complain solely relating to him calling her retarded. I'd be shocked if they didn't also focus on the sexually harassing comments Nick made about the judge, a woman who is essentially his co-worker.

Imagine being a woman and getting into a disagreement with you drunk sleaze coworker, just for them to talk about drinking liquor out of your vagina, seemingly to sexually humiliate you as revenge. Surely that's more of a reason to question the suitability of their status of a lawyer than calling someone retarded.

 

[Sock Cucker]

Well. No. Nick listed the house for $450k in August 2024 and sold it for $380k in January. Claiming that he didn't sell it at a discount is another obvious lie by Nick.

Actually, since Celeste paid for the house, Nick didn't sell it at a discount. As far as he's concerned, it was all pure profit.

 

[PrestonHolt]

To be fair guys, if he didn't had such cool and expensive camera, would we be able to see his bugarsugar so easily? I'd say that one investment was actually good for us.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope they begin alogging Nick in earnest. He can't continue the "the polycule was great, Aaron ruined it" horseshit if everyone else hated it.

It's literally impossible that people actually loved being in some dipshit nerdy cuck cult led by a limp-dicked impotent weirdo who called himself CHAOS and then assigned gay names like THE PUGILIST to other members of the Balldo Cult.

Imagine the humiliation of just ever having been in such a thing led by such a total NERD.

It is my belief that Nick has a painting of himself in the attic that stays the same age. A picture of Balldorian Gay, if you will.

He was so high on nitrous when he made the wish that he mixed up the language and it ended up that way.

All of that rubbish, he can't even set the bitrate correctly and fix white balance. The reason why people buy proper cameras for streaming is to have more control over the output, more human input to achieve their desired outcome.

Skelly bought them because they're expensive gadgets he can play with.

He doesn't even play with them, though. He's too stupid even to understand any of that shit you just said. He can just barely get them to stream. Once that happened, he stopped doing anything at all. His streams look like that shit Chris-Chan did with his PSEye and he's too retarded and doped up to make it look any better.

He spent thousands of dollars to look as shitty as a retard in 2008 did with a literal fucking PlayStation webcam.

He could have bought a half decent amount of cocaine with what he wasted on that shit.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I hope they begin alogging Nick in earnest. He can't continue the "the polycule was great, Aaron ruined it" horseshit if everyone else hated it.

I don't. Whoever would date April can't be the sharpest knife in the drawer (based on her last two relationships) and this show doesn't need a Vickers.

 

[not william stenchever]

But I hear nothing comes up in Nick Rekieta's boxer shorts.

However, as you said, Aaron fucks

Actually, since Celeste paid for the house, Nick didn't sell it at a discount. As far as he's concerned, it was all pure profit.

I honestly feel retarded for not being able to follow his retard logic until you pointed this out. A normal person would not consider losing a free hard asset as "leveraging your money". A skelly cuck who only exists between hits of nitrous would.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Well. No. Nick listed the house for $450k in August 2024 and sold it for $380k in January. Claiming that he didn't sell it at a discount is another obvious lie by Nick.

Actually, since Celeste paid for the house, Nick didn't sell it at a discount. As far as he's concerned, it was all pure profit.

At nearly 20% off the asking price, the crack shack wasn't sold at a discount- it was a fire sale! Checkmate, nerds.

 

[Melty Butter]

It sounds like it is (or is supposed to be) April's "new boyfriend".

I woke up thinking the same. This means that April wrote emails to Zumock and Aaron, and is using the new boyfriend as a shield. That strikes me as very April-like. Hopefully, Aaron can verify who it is: April/boyfriend, someone else, or a stupid gayop.

Zumock has no real dog in this fight—besides hating Nick—and he's hardly a journalist who would verify a source.

Aaron, on the other hand, does care. He's managed to emerge from all this mess with a modicum of honor. That email validates much of what Aaron has said.

Nick addressed it last night, and he was also up until at least 3 AM central discussing Aaron and "boner pills".


Edit: Removed the tagging of Aaron after reading AR's post about mod issues.

 

[woodedbag]

Do you guys know any stable individual in your lives who has five school aged kids and stays up until 3-5 am every night of the week at minimum? Have you ever heard of any stable individual ever doing that in the history of humanity? Even without a job this is a direct indicator that a person is abusing substances or is having a severe psychological break or both. Nobody grounded to reality does this.

 

[Swole McPole]

Odd. I've never had a annual or monthly fee on a CC.

Not here either. As long as you're paying off any purchases at the end of the month, they cost nothing to run. Many of them give you 1% cashback on anything you buy.

If I had to pay to use one, I definitely wouldn't bother.

He has been cursed since buying his prized Bill Mack art.
As goes the Joker, so goes the Raped.

The laughing mask is Aaron.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

So @elb clipped this, and there are some interesting comments.

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Would Nick using April’s X account without the owners authorization and consent be another cyber crime? I am also wondering where the investigation of Aaron’s Gmail accounts stands. Doesn’t look to me like anything will happens.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

No the painting stays the same age, it's Balldo who shrivels up and melts.

…… so just a regular painting?

 

[elb]

As for Melton's $1000, Nick's reaction was weird. He was bemused and then casually said it was payment for his appearance in Vegas. I didn't detect any lies, but then again, he lies about everything.