💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[HenryRollinsLiar]

Nick.....kept......my........wedding ring?!

What a goo gobbler!

I'm Gen-X, so I'm inept. Can one of you talented meme makers please, please make one of Nick's face on Buffalo Bill from Silence of the lambs when he's trooned out with his peen tucked looking in the mirror with April's ring on his finger or in his hand, or maybe on a necklace as he says in his deep voice "do you want to fuck me?" and insert Aaron in the place of the mirror?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I have the utmost contempt for Ralph after what he’s done to his children and their mothers. However at least Ralph doesn’t pretend he’s a good person and use weasel words to deny deny deny the obvious.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Ralph has been working at being a piece of shit longer than Nick and has caused a lot more misery imo. Nick isn't going to change, so give him a year or two after Ralph dies, which can't be that long off, and he'll eclipse him.

While Ralph is a bigger PoS, he has only left 2 kids effectively fatherless.

 

[Hellion]

This motherfucker.

His kids are finally home after being taken away by CPS because they were reported to be dirty and hungry and neglected, and what has he demonstrated on camera?

A kid comes in and asks for food; Nick just says "NO" and continues streaming. No going to help get her a drink or a snack, no stepping away for a minute to explain it's almost dinner time etc. Just being so high on huffing his own farts he couldn't see the optics of denying his daughter food on camera while, at that moment in time, still having a pending child endangerment charge. Afterwards, he goes on a spree of digusting cooking videos.... of food clearly not actually for the children.

Forgets to turn his webcam off and is visibly annoyed/snapping at a child. Is frantically reading his Kiwifarms thread nowadays so realises this time how bad the optics are (and PO could be watching!), so he endangers his child just so he can play the part of loving dad on camera, exposing her face online to the degenerates that make up his audience and accomplices. Guess who Melton will add to the supertip roster as soon as he turns on Nick? He already did it to Aaron's little girl, after all.

He goes even harder on the performance today, but is such failure that while trying to make himself look better and not like a neglectful father he hasn't even realised she isn't in clean clothes when that was another one of the accusations levelled at him.

Also, and I'm happy to be corrected on this one if it's normal 'Murican diet, but my first thought was why is the little one apparently helping herself to such a large, sugary drink? Look at the size of it compared to her. I bet little Nicky asked his mommy to up the snack budget another few thousand and all the kids have been instructed to feed and fend for themselves in-between whatever sporadic meal times their trash parents bother with.

This is what he's like on his best behaviour in front of the camera... just imagine what happens behind closed doors

 

[Desktop User2]

Depp and Joker are culturally relevant

Definitely not for the people who have money to invest on "art". I dont have any idea about what the cat represents, it was a joke.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Unless he's going to deliver amazon packages or pizza he ain't really a high-quality candidate for the job market.

He's not a candidate for either of those because that would involve driving, and he's made his thoughts clear on that.

Am I the only person who thinks this is really sad? A man who ruined his life with drugs.

I run a charity that vorks with veterans, specifically those who are struggling in some way. Last month I attended the funeral of a guy who OD'd on heroin, who turned to drugs because the only way he could try to cope was to dope himnself into oblivion. Nick meanwhile is a spoiled manbaby bitch who started doing coke because he thinks it's fun and who, despite everything, still insists he dindu nuffin wrong, and that all the people who claimed to be worried about his kids are all just boring, jealous scandinavian incel prudes. So yes, you're the only one who thinks this is sad, personally I'll save my time and energy for those who deserve it infinitely more than this selfish prick and his equally dumb useless cunt of a wife.

I like, "afternoon shift supervisor at a Pizza Hut," personally, provided PH/ management allows their supervisors little-to-no discretion or decisionmaking responsibilities.

Working inside a hot restaurant, with his totally real heat allergy? Are you crazy?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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tfw the 4AM ramen is already wearing off, you're less than an hour in into this boring bullshit, can't entertain yourself with the only things that interest you, PO can be watching, you do this for a fraction of viewers and money you used to and it's 5 more years of all that

Plata o balldo?

 

[Historical Strelkov]

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-hqitN-_0 Drug addict Kayla Rekeita is so pilled out she can't boil water at 4am to feed herself. She had to wake up "sober" husband to cook for her when he as to work in a few hours

Oh this bitch absolutely had the munchies from something. Nobody wants Ramen at 4am.

 

[Law]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-hqitN-_0 Drug addict Kayla Rekeita is so pilled out she can't boil water at 4am to feed herself. She had to wake up "sober" husband to cook for her when he as to work in a few hours

Nick having to feed Kayla ramen reminds me of a certain legendary episode of Intervention.

I felt compelled to add Johnny Cash to the video.

I did a stream today
To prove the haters wrong
I focus on the chat
But I still miss Aaron's dong

The balldo bites my skin
The old familiar sting
Chat keeps bringing up my kids
But I'm denying everything

What have I become?
Got thirty days
That judge was a prude, and I'll make
It anyway

And you could have it all
My lawtube career
I'll never say I'm wrong
Despite the Kiwi's jeers

I wear these floral tats
Upon my skinny arms
Full of nitrous gas
I ignore the harms

Beneath the balldo's grip
The feelings disappear
You're all sober adults
I am still right here

It's just more of the same
I'll never learn
You tell me to "pull up"
I'll make a downward turn

Also, his voice now sounds super similar to Gavin McInnes and I can't unhear it.

Maybe all arrogant e-celebs with terrible tattoos sound the same?

 

[Sam Losco]

No, it was before I left. He kept it, she didn't. Thats a little too gay.

How many KNUs is the ring worth?

 

[Desktop User2]

Maybe all arrogant e-celebs with terrible tattoos sound the same?

Specially those who stuff their asses on the regular.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have the utmost contempt for Ralph after what he’s done to his children and their mothers. However at least Ralph doesn’t pretend he’s a good person and use weasel words to deny deny deny the obvious.

Fair point.

Another thing is that some of Ralph's alogs are pretty contemptible in their own right.

I probably shouldn't have cast pearls before swine, but I said some months ago I don't think Ralph was wrong for going after Vickers, obtaining those court documents, and posting them here. That guy's a fucking asshole, a complete attention whore, and a failure as a father.

People have also told me COG is pretty awful too (I don't really follow him).

Meanwhile, I don't think I can say I have anywhere near the same level of contempt for Nick's current crop of enemies. Or any contempt at all, in some cases (what the hell did Sean ever do?).

Older enemies like Keffals and KickVic? Sure. But nothing current, I don't think. No, not even Aaron. He's just a bit of a dork that wouldn't even rate a thread if not for his connection to Nick.

 

[Law]

Nick tat watchers, what exactly is going on here? It reminds me of Pikachu ears.


It is like a landscape cameo with yellow and black leaves around it? Is it a historical Navy reference, because Nick longs for rum, buggery and the lash? What's going on?

 

[keke]

Nick tat watchers, what exactly is going on here? It reminds me of Pikachu ears.
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It is like a landscape cameo with yellow and black leaves around it? Is it a historical Navy reference, because Nick longs for rum, buggery and the lash? What's going on?

It has lettering above it, covered by his sleeve. Not sure what it says

 

[Ollie Beach]

Nick tat watchers, what exactly is going on here? It reminds me of Pikachu ears.
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It is like a landscape cameo with yellow and black leaves around it? Is it a historical Navy reference, because Nick longs for rum, buggery and the lash? What's going on?

Is that Simba? Is Nick working on a Disney themed sleeve?

 

[Desktop User2]

Fair point.

No, it´s not. Ralph played the pity games multiple times, has the thinnest skin in the Universe, lied, played the wignat game when everybody knew he is just as black as Niggieta, raped Alice, was violent with every woman in his life, spread RP to own the ex-boyfriend of the mother of his kid who was institutionalized at the time, blackmailed a lot of people (mostly bullshit), etc.
I am all for taking a piss and saying Ralph is not as bad as Niggieta (and he is undeniably funnier) but there is no moral comparison between those two excrements.

 

[Law]

It has lettering above it, covered by his sleeve. Not sure what it says

𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖀𝖘𝖊

 

[Nate Dingus]

What kind of trailer park moron would even have this shit?

You see that sort of shit everywhere in Los Angeles flea markets. It's for tourists to bring back home as a conversation piece.

I gotta respect Bill Mack's grift for taking the same concept and adding a 1000% markup. He knows his fellow Midwestern rubes.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

You are probably in a minority.

If you want to feel bad for somebody, you should feel bad for his five children. That's why he has the MATI effect now on so many people.

It's sad for his kids, because they have no father.

Very good points.

It’s sad, but it’s hard to feel sympathy for him when he is acting so unrepentant.

Not saying that he should be wearing sackcloth and ashes and lamenting his mistakes like a wailing flagellant.

Just that he could make some effort to stick to his court ordered instructions and work on winning back his ability to practice law.

I guess I have a soft spot for addicts, being a recovering alcoholic myself, but you're right.

I run a charity that vorks with veterans, specifically those who are struggling in some way. Last month I attended the funeral of a guy who OD'd on heroin, who turned to drugs because the only way he could try to cope was to dope himnself into oblivion. Nick meanwhile is a spoiled manbaby bitch who started doing coke because he thinks it's fun and who, despite everything, still insists he dindu nuffin wrong, and that all the people who claimed to be worried about his kids are all just boring, jealous scandinavian incel prudes. So yes, you're the only one who thinks this is sad, personally I'll save my time and energy for those who deserve it infinitely more than this selfish prick and his equally dumb useless cunt of a wife.

Goddamn if this doesn't make me ashamed of my previous opinion.