💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%

  • Total voters
    686
The nitrus is killing his voice so much.

The one thing that really still upsets me is those poor kids getting neglected so bad. Fuck the state of Minnesota for failing them so hard.
 
Am I the only person who thinks this is really sad? A man who ruined his life with drugs. :sigh:

Also, his voice now sounds super similar to Gavin McInnes and I can't unhear it.
It’s sad, but it’s hard to feel sympathy for him when he is acting so unrepentant.

Not saying that he should be wearing sackcloth and ashes and lamenting his mistakes like a wailing flagellant.

Just that he could make some effort to stick to his court ordered instructions and work on winning back his ability to practice law.
 
I have a few kids… it’s tough man. But you always have fresh clothes. Every day. Basic shit.

And Kayla doesn’t even work! They have grandparents that help too. I don’t get it!

A pre-teen girl dressing herself in the same comfy t-shirt two days in a row isn’t a big deal…

…unless you, your wife, and your hotwife were literally arrested because parishioners at your church noticed your kids were ungroomed, unchanged, filthy, and hungry. And even then, it’s not like anyone would notice…

…unless you invite said pre-teen girl onto video two days in a row in front of thousands of viewers for reasons?

He’s not gonna make it.
 
A personal thanks, all you Mandys. You keep me entertained during this torture.
LOL, are those Mandy's icons, Cog's wife? LOLOL

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Well, Nick is back on his bullshit about not going to Hedonism II again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9IUUrWtjrko
He is so annoyingly stupid. "Never been to a swingers' getaway." Stupidy-stupid. Yes, Nick, if the room key didn't have "SWINGER" stamped on it, you weren't at a swingers' getaway. And yes, Hedo does not require you to swing. (Though apparently Casa Rekieta does....)

The only thing he's qualified to do, other than whining on the internet, is being a lawyer after he gets his license reinstated. And not only is his reputation so tarnished he'd be hard pressed to get clients, and any dumbass unfortunate enough to hire him without knowing are doomed to having an absolute dipshit filing nonsense for him. Unless he sticks to boilerplate legal shit like house closings (which I imagine he'd still manage to just fuck up as easily).
The one semi-honest thing Nick has said about practicing is that he hates it bc the stakes are high, so if you screw up, your client is harmed. He left out saying his greater concern, which is, "...and these professional responsibility prudes can actually hold you accountable."

I am sure the groveling letters he had to write to judges for his screwups in his brief and unillustrious legal career poked his narcissistic pride a bit too much.

But fr, he had (and could have) a technical capital-Q Qualification, but he does not have actual qualifications or interest in being responsible for knowing the law or providing solid advice - which even closing attorneys for cookie-cutter house deals are accountable for knowing.

Unless he's going to deliver amazon packages or pizza he ain't really a high-quality candidate for the job market.
He could probably do a lot of things*. I like, "afternoon shift supervisor at a Pizza Hut," personally, provided PH/ management allows their supervisors little-to-no discretion or decisionmaking responsibilities.

* in fantasy world, where no one has to be on time or work more than 45 minutes in one go.
 
It's fucking pathetic. Nick is such a worthless faggot, such a joke. He has these things behind him. They might as well be a Velvet Elvis and a "dogs playing poker" nigger painting, he's such a pathetic loser. What kind of trailer park moron would even have this shit?
I have a Velvet Elvis. It's Fat Elvis, too. :(
 
With Depp completely forgotten on the public consciousness and the universal panning of Joker 2, is the cat his most valuable piece?
It is just so fucking bad it hurts to look at it. I mean honestly if I was in South East Asia and I saw a street vendor with those I might throw him $40 a piece to gift to someone at a White Elephant Party.

Yes, the cat piece holds by far the most appeal.
 
When they raid Nick again, they need to announce over the loudspeaker that there are several well-oiled Jamaican men outside.

He'll surrender peaceably for that.

I support the government using soft-power whenever possible. I also don't want the kids to get hurt.
 
Imagine being Nick, and you start out with a kind of faggy voice, but people cut you slack because whatever, you're on their side.

But then you do a bunch of inhalants and coke and that makes your already faggy voice turn into turbohomo mode, so you sound like a cock-gargling freak at all times.

How embarrassing, what a gigantic queer!
 
Ralph, in spite of 3 attempts has made life miserable for fewer family members than Nicky.
Ralph has been working at being a piece of shit longer than Nick and has caused a lot more misery imo. Nick isn't going to change, so give him a year or two after Ralph dies, which can't be that long off, and he'll eclipse him.
 
I'm so fucking over this "art work" he has on his wall. He must be strangled, shot, drawn and quartered in whatever order is deemed required by the masses. It's so bad it makes Thomas Kinkade look good.
a joker painting can't even be made ironically appealing. it takes a very specific kind of guy like Mike Redbar or something who is so dripped in satire or spiteful irony that he could pull it off for like 2 episodes of a show. it's literally for the trashiest, lowest bumfuck, cringiest people on the planet. Go look on any social media platform for someone who posts joker images and it's not a funny or quirky endeavor. they're literally fucking losers. and rekieta can't even roleplay as that kind of loser because his entire life is paid for! the only people he could be mad at are people who write the checks for him to live for free.
 
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