LEAVE APRIL ALONE!
*sniff*
How
DARE you people… how
DARE you talk about April Anderson like that!
She’s
NOT a whore! She’s not dating me! She’s not living in some Section 8 trailer near my house! You people don’t
KNOW her! You don’t
KNOW what she’s been through!
She’s just a girl — a REGULAR girl — who maybe made some
questionable choices but that doesn’t mean she deserves to be dragged through every KF thread and livestream comment like she’s some kind of stupid bimbo! I'm a
grown, man, with a
law degree and a
liquor-free shelf. If I want to ramble about defamation at 3am while April sits quietly in the corner pretending not to exist —
THAT’S MY RIGHT.
And April?! She has done
NOTHING WRONG. She’s not trying to ruin your streams, your memes, or your midlife internet drama. She’s not in my DMs. She’s not at my house.
SHE’S NOT EVEN IN MY POSTCODE.
So just
STOP.
Stop with the theories.
Stop with the timestamps.
Stop trying use PIs to find her location!
LEAVE. APRIL. ALONE!!!
But yet...
Oh? the intensely interpersonal moments of a fractious relationship of a woman I claim to admire and adore? Here you go
Massa Melton!
Nick grandstands and soapboxes about Aaron revealing intimate details, but he's happy to do it back!
Has Nick stated he's going to Hackamania alone? Because I can't imagine the Slatternly Wife being impressed with this.