💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
What's absolutely bizarre is Nick's obsession with Aaron. I'm fairly sure that if it wasn't for Nick's obsession, Aaron would have gladly moved on from the polycule chapter. He was happy to get additional clicks and views, but, like many of us, seems exhausted by Nick atp.
I'm sure, that Balldo is resentful and envious of Aaron because of Kayla. He's the last person Kayla seemingly loved / still loves and he was able to "make her do sounds" Nick wasn't able to ever do. Besides his obvious inferiority complex and wounded pride.

Does Nick have any "official theme song"? Because Lindemann - Praise Abort fits the cuck perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE_M0CX9So
 
Someday we’ll find out what went down when Nick “got roofied” in Texas with Elijah Shaeffer, who has been doing buttsex with Steven Crowder (and others) for years. Whatever happened, it was definitely fucking gay as shit.
I bet it wasn't even Rohypnol. It was probably the gay buttsex drug GBH, much beloved in the homosexual buttsex gay club scene. It almost certainly involved gay buttsex, though.
They are all youtubers blah blah blah sure but they are also all fake as three dollar bill.
I believe the actual figure of speech is "queer as a three dollar bill," which they all are. Queer as a football bat.
As campy as a row of tents. Or as the Brits say, bent as a nine-bob note.
 
I bet it wasn't even Rohypnol. It was probably the gay buttsex drug GBH, much beloved in the homosexual buttsex gay club scene. It almost certainly involved gay buttsex, though.
"I took drugs and got fucked in the ass, and I liked it. But Aaron is still a much bigger homosexual than I could ever be!" :really:
 
It's hard to imagine what could have provoked this 180° to being such a spiteful bitch overnight,
It wasn't really a 180

Melton doesn't like him so Nick the lapdog went on to fuck with him for his master

Then he tried justifying it by saying he was "trying to stop him from drinking but forgot to mention it" which is clearly bullshit.

Now he's shitting on him openly again. Only thing that changed is he briefly pretended he wasn't being a cunt for a few minutes.
 
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That said, maybe it did happen, but then to your point why be needlessly vague about it? Tell the full circumstances as to how Aaron gobbled the goo and it totally doesn't also make others look like degenerates as well.
The circumstances would just be disgusting. Nobody cares except Nick.

The substance is really simple and that's that Nick is ranting obsessively and insanely about how when he was constantly having gay sex with dudes, fluids were exchanged. No shit, faggot. Now shut the fuck up and get back in the cuck corner.
 
As I said ITT previously, Karmic is a naive guy and stereotypical yokel, right down to living on a farm. But he’s honest to a fault, admitting he’s a shut-in and uses the internet to have contact with people. Nick making shit up about him after pretending to be sympathetic is textbook Balldo.

The degree to which Nick gets off on being an unrepentant cunt is so childlike.
 
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EDIT: Everybody is on drugs and projecting
That's a core part of Nick's ego protecting itself. He has to believe that everyone else is as degenerate as he is. "Everyone is swinging! Everyone is on stimulants! Everyone lies constantly! I'm the only one that gets punished for it, though, and that's bullshit!"
 
Know that feeling when it's 4AM and you have to correct the record in Stallyn's comments?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTHRX6yDXMY 2025-05-07T11:28:14,373956469+02:00.webp

LIES, stalker child! His audience is fortunate enough to know the real story that he was sound asleep at a decent hour, until Lady Rackets suddenly roused him from his slumber at 4AM for a sumptuous chinese meal:

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Nevermind that he was timestamped in MAPton's chat just a half-hour earlier and for hours before that. Only he would know the real story because he lived it.
 
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Stallyn19 is jannying for Nick. I saw a reply from "Jane&JohnDoe" telling Nick to take a pill and go to bed. I refreshed the page and it disappeared. Tested incognito on two different devices to be sure.

Its not necessarily him (though it might be). If someone and their socks collectively dumps lots of negative feedback on a comment or the right person complains about a comment, it can be hidden or disappear.
 
Whitebread Nigga, why is either you or your slatternly wife both up at 4am to cook fucking noodles? You have "jobs". You have five kids to care for?

Insomnia I can forgive, Nick is evidently suffering from PTSD after Aaron fucked his wife in the same spot he sleeps in. That or he's waking up in orgasmic bliss as he sweetly sleeps of cuckold wet dreams.

If my wife felt the need to wake me up at 4am for authentic, organic, Quail egg, Wagyu beef, slow-cooked ramen, I'd tell her to fuck off, because it's fucking 4am.
 
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Whitebread Nigga, why is either you or your slatternly wife both up at 4am to cook fucking noodles? You have "jobs". You have five kids to care for?

Insomnia I can forgive, Nick is evidently suffering from PTSD after Aaron fucked his wife in the same spot he sleeps in. That or he's waking up in orgasmic bliss as he sweetly dreams of cuckold wet dreams.

If my wife felt the need to wake me up at 4am for authentic, organic, Quail egg, Wagyu beef, slow-cooked ramen, I'd tell her to fuck off, because it's fucking 4am.
Now now, we all know Kayla finds toasting bread challenging. It was instant noddles and she forgot to boil the water.
 
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tfw the 4AM ramen is already wearing off, you're less than an hour in into this boring bullshit, can't entertain yourself with the only things that interest you, PO can be watching, you do this for a fraction of viewers and money you used to and it's 5 more years of all that
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-hqitN-_0 Drug addict Kayla Rekeita is so pilled out she can't boil water at 4am to feed herself. She had to wake up "sober" husband to cook for her when he as to work in a few hours

Imagine the seething hatred in a man who was able to momentarily escape the reality of family responsibilities with this pilled out invalid by doping himself and humping a younger childless version, gushing in ecstacy as the drugs flooded his mind ...only to have it all ripped away by Societal Prudes, Big Daddy Government, and by the pilled out invalid herself. And then the indignity to have that Daddy Government ban his use of all delicious dopes, forcing him to think about it, endlessly, day after day, as he scrambles to find things to gobble to make it all go away, things he has to hide away, like a child, from Big Daddy's scornful attention. And all the while, seeing that bastard Aaron, seeing how both the women looked at him in the hot tub, how his charisma always turned their heads away from Nick. The seething envy of it all!

For a powerful prideful walking-example of success like Nick Rekeita, the reality of it and the embarrassment of it must be unbearable. One can understand his retreat to a narrative of projection.

Nick, this ain't no way to live. Take back the control. Put in your body what you want, be with who you want, fuck who you want. Don't take no for an answer, anymore. Tomorrow is Las Vegas!
 
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