Whitebread Nigga, why is either you or your slatternly wife both up at 4am to cook fucking noodles? You have "jobs". You have five kids to care for?
Insomnia I can forgive, Nick is evidently suffering from PTSD after Aaron fucked his wife in the same spot he sleeps in. That or he's waking up in orgasmic bliss as he sweetly dreams of cuckold wet dreams.
If my wife felt the need to wake me up at 4am for authentic, organic, Quail egg, Wagyu beef, slow-cooked ramen, I'd tell her to fuck off, because it's fucking 4am.