💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
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Nick: "So yeah, I'm looking forward to moving beyond all this and spending some time with my lovely family."

Reporter: "Thank you, Mr. Rekieta."

Nick: "You're welcome."

*Reporter leaves*

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Nick: "Alright family... now FUCK OFF! I got to get on Twitter, call Sean fat, and remind those idiots that Aaron ate my goo! Son of BITCH! That MOTHERFUCKER @MNPublicRecords is back! God DAMN it, I need a drink, but the fuckin' pigs might decide to piss test me! This is totally how it was for Jesus, wasn't it?!"

*Starts hitting himself*

Yandex Captcha Solver said:
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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
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Absolutely nobody predicted he'd get years of prison time.

Nobody with a brain anyways.

HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Has the Will Herren stuff developed more? @Captain Manning or @Balldo's Gate
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Just what you see in the thread. The latest is that "K" may be defecting to DivinitySaid as her interviewer.
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
Reading this thread, I’m really confused. What aren’t you getting?

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Thanks in advance!
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This is actually a win for Nick. Think about it: Kiwi virgins have to exercise 'self control' (cringe!) and have little standing in the way of them abusing substances. Nick has a PO who regularly checks in on him and bakes him brownies if he's been a good little boy, ensuring he never has so much as a drop of the devil's juice. You wish someone cared about your sobriety as much as Nick's PO. Stay losing Kiwi fags.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Has the Will Herren stuff developed more? @Captain Manning or @Balldo's Gate

My guess is that he’s playing every side he can I hopes that he can come out on top. He’s a journalist, he’s on no one’s side, but his own.
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Kill journalists. Behead journalists. Roundhouse kick a journalist into the concrete. Slam dunk a journalist baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy journalists. Defecate in a journalists food. Launch journalists into the sun. Stir fry journalists in a wok. Toss journalists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a journalists gas tank. Judo throw journalists into a wood chipper. Twist journalists heads off. Report journalists to the IRS. Karate chop journalists in half. Curb stomp pregnant journalists. Trap journalists in quicksand. Crush journalists in the trash compactor. Liquefy journalists in a vat of acid. Eat journalists. Dissect journalists. Exterminate journalists in the gas chamber. Stomp journalist skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate journalists in the oven. Lobotomize journalists. Mandatory abortions for journalists. Grind journalist fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown journalists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize journalists with a ray gun. Kick old journalists down the stairs. Feed journalists to alligators. Slice journalists with a katana.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
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What's the exact time of the stream?
Reactions:Winner x 141 Like x 67 Feels x 40 Semper Fidelis x 12 Informative x 2 DRINK! x 4 Islamic Content x 1 Late x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 10 Optimistic x 1 Horrifying x 1

So... 3:30 pm Central or 9 pm Central, your choice @MNPublicRecords
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@MNPublicRecords don't blow your load early on the Locals stream, lure him to false confidence. Do it on the Youtube one.
 
Yandex Captcha Solver said:
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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
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Nick has a rap sheet now and his reputation, the thing he used to pull viewers and their superchats, is completely and irreconcilably fucked.
Even my dumb ass is a bigger winner than Nick, I can legally own firearms and drink a beer.
 
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