💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[porkWellington]

If those stories added he's a right winger they'd all hit the front page of Reddit.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh no! They're going to make him do manual labor? He'll have to exert himself physically for hours at a time? This is going to kill him, what are they thinking?!?!

Is it even possible to find manual labor easy enough for a weak, skeletal faggot like Nick? I mean what can he actually do? Other than suck dicks I guess, but I'm pretty sure that's not considered community service.

 

[DumbDude43]

I think Nick is going to go the Ralph route and doctor shop so he can abuse prescription drugs.

will he go MUH ADHD MUH NARCOLEPSY to get on prescription amphetamines?
or will he go MUH ANXIETY MUH INSOMNIA to get on benzodiayepines?

 

[IDF]

Also, there might be some Harry Potter related stuff in a cupboard.

Spoiler: Soyboy warning

 

[Vibralldo]

I think Nick is going to go the Ralph route and doctor shop so he can abuse prescription drugs.

"You don't understand, incel prudes! I HAVE to take these pills or I go to prison! It's so funny and weird!"

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

will he go MUH ADHD MUH NARCOLEPSY to get on prescription amphetamines?
or will he go MUH ANXIETY MUH INSOMNIA to get on benzodiayepines?

I'd guess he is already on both. He has talked about ADHD and Narcolepsy meds before. His wife is on benzos. I'd be surprised if he hasn't also got on them.

 

[Not Really Here]

lets say its fortnightly.

Probably weekly until he pops dirty, then 2-3 times a week, or a wearable drug/alcohol monitor(not cheap).

 

[Folgers Can]

Under the agreement, his probation officer can request the jail time be deferred if he follows the terms of his probation, but a judge would still need to approve that request.

Did anything in that sentencing memorandum or those dindu letters sound like Nick was about to agree to a jail sentence under any circumstances?

"Journalists": not even once.

 

[AnOminous]

For the next five years, cops will show up at Nick's house, tell him to whip out his tiny little impotent dick and piss. And he'll have to do it. He'll have to tamely submit to it. What a weak loser!

 

[Sloppa]

I think Nick is going to go the Ralph route and doctor shop so he can abuse prescription drugs.

how long until rekieta starts describing himself as a "white nigger"?

 

[AltisticRight]

oh god not the tripods. that one guy was extremely adamant that you simply cannot place one on or in the sand

Spoiler

You can, incel prude. Ever heard of cd discs? Enjoy community service, stalker child.

 

[Captain Manning]

He really couldn't stop himself from boasting about the fact that he was vacationing in Hedonism II during Queen of Spades week, could he?

Well, he didn't come right out and admit it at first, but he was sloppy, and @2lolis1cup figured it out. The story goes that he didn't want to be overt, but he wanted people to find out.

“The court was very gracious with the ruling," he replied. "I’m looking forward to moving past this with my family.”

No you're not. If you were, you'd get the fuck off the Internet and actually deal with your family. The very first thing you did is tweet out you were gonna stream, and take a shot at Sean.

Then @MNPublicRecords happened..

You have learned nothing. You will never learn anything. This thread endures because of that. I look forward to your first probation violation.

Another condition it seems the Rekietas will be forced to deal with is the paying for the drug tests. According to Rekieta, the tests cost around $32 each.

Petrofac has that covered. The question is whether he will comply.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm going to place my longshot bet for the new Matter Of Public Interest: The lab finally figured out what the Mysterious Brown Substance was.

 

[AnOminous]

Are you even a man when a pig can show up at your front door at any minute, force you to pull your pants down and piss in a cup?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm going to place my longshot bet for the new Matter Of Public Interest: The lab finally figured out what the Mysterious Brown Substance was.

This is the ONE thing that has constantly niggled at me from the start. I would unironically be elated if that were the case.

Oh the strange things that 'tism fixates upon...

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.

If your starting point is "even if he fucks up and goes to jail who gives a shit" you haven't just lowered the bar you've buried it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Are you even a man when a pig can show up at your front door at any minute, force you to pull your pants down and piss in a cup?

LOL, just imagine if Nick had to get thumbed!

Getting thumbed by that state- yeah, that's really winning.

 

[obsdj]

2) KWLM Radio, featured this article..

"You-Tuber"? Is that an Amish radio station?

 

[oh no im late for school]

Oh no! They're going to make him do manual labor? He'll have to exert himself physically for hours at a time? This is going to kill him, what are they thinking?!?!

frankly whatever it is they have him doing i hope he has to do it in the blazing heat beneath the summer sun