💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Balldo's Gate]

It's worth noting that already by December 2023 Nick talked openly on air about how he was no longer "cooking every day", describing the then-nanny's $2,000 to $3,000/month snack budget as more than he used to spend when he was cooking.

Nick has described the snack budget as "more than I spent when I was cooking every day". which seems to imply that he has in the meantime stopped cooking meals for the family on a regular basis.

Apparently, he was too blackout drunk to recall that he’d already mentioned the amount because this time, he sent it to Dick in the private chat.

He says here that the nanny spends more on snacks than was spent when he cooked actual meals, so it can be assumed that now, meals are not being cooked.

Speculation, but possibly the nanny spends so much on snacks because she fears the children aren’t being fed properly & wants to make sure they have access to easy to grab food when there are no adults willing to cook.

What's interesting is that Kayla's letter says that Nick "cooks almost all of our meals".

Since Nick was already describing cooking meals "every day" as something he no longer did by December 2023, and his physical state deteriorated dramatically between then and May 2024, and Kayla says that Nick is the "main chef" who cooks "almost all" of the family meals, it seems safe to conclude that @Anticipointment's contemporaneous speculation was correct and that Nick was allowing his family to go hungry and that was indeed the reason for the nanny's seemingly inflated "snack" budget.

 

[owed to joy]

The best they got is he cooks late at night for the one kid who should cook for himself. What about decades of work, paying all the bills on time, plays sports or instruments with the kids and maintaining a presence at church lol he don't do none of that. What a man. I hope he ends up like Brian Lawler.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Since Nick was already describing cooking meals "every day" as something he no longer did by December 2023, and his physical state deteriorated dramatically between then and May 2024, and Kayla says that Nick is the "main chef" who cooks "almost all" of the family meals, it seems safe to conclude that @Anticipointment's contemporaneous speculation was correct and that Nick was allowing his family to go hungry and that was indeed the reason for the nanny's seemingly inflated "snack" budget.

By the end I imagine every morning he threw everybody a fun sized bag of doritos and a 1/5 of whiskey and the rest was up to them.

 

[Vibralldo]

By the end I imagine every morning he threw everybody a fun sized bag of doritos and a 1/5 of whiskey and the rest was up to them.

"Hey! Just one Dorito! You don't wanna wind up fat like your sister!"

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Preservetube

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

After getting some feedback and finding the scheduled livestream I am confident enough to crosspost this here. (h/t @Captain Manning for the background info on the channel)

We might get so lucky and get actual video/audio from the courtroom. This is a big MAYBE. So please hold your horses, no victory laps yet.

But it seems what we do get is someone in the courtroom giving us the news live. Which is already pretty great, no waiting around.

Post in thread 'State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte'

Apr 17, 2025

Someone filed a "Notice of Visual or Audio Coverage" for the hearing tomorrow.
The person has failed to properly spell out the address of the media company and has instead put in youtube.com in the address field.
It does not look very credible. tbh (or privacy conscious)


The channel called @DIVINITYSAID appears to be some biblefag channel.

Obviously the court has not responded to it, so I fully expect there to not be any coverage at all.
So please everyone keep your shit together, this is just a notice of intent and does not mean it will actually happen.

It could...

• Gobermental Supervisor

Reactions: x 13 x 4 x 3 x 2

 

[Sneed Force One]

POV: You visit Hackamania / MAPton's NAMbLA Convention

All depictions, characters, and scenarios generated by this AI are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

 

[AnOminous]

Proof of life on Kayla, earlier rumours of flight from the Balldo appear unfounded.

"He was just drivin he keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds around!"

Pathetic.

Why is everybody in that family obsessed with how much the kids get driven around? Half of Robert's letter is about driving and it gets a mention in Kayla's too. They're your damn kids and you organized and set their schedules by choice, stop bitching about it for christ's sake.

That's because Nick obviously wrote this bullshit and he's the one weirdo in the world who somehow thinks "drivin muh keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds around" is some horrible burden and not something every ordinary person has dealt with.

In retrospect, it was a genius move for Nick to promise a stream on April 18, the night after he gets sentenced.

He'll have a good excuse to not stream if he's in jail.

 

[Desktop User2]

What's interesting is that Kayla's letter says that Nick "cooks almost all of our meals".

She probably meant he cooked the freebase all of them enjoyed as family, hence the 8yo testing positive for cocaine and all the cookware contaminated with cocaine.

Freebase Nig is a menace.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Having looked at everything this is a lackluster showing for Nick.

White opens with this gem:

From reading this comment it appears that Nick's PSI interview was absolutely awful.

Not sure if he actually said something retarded like

• "Drugs are cool"
• "I'm the only victim"
• "This is all blown out of proportion"
• "I don't have a problem"
• "Everything was fine before the arrest"

Whatever it was, it led the Probation Department to make this statement about his priorities being all out of whack.

From there White goes on to make a weird argument about the length of term

I think it's clear to me that probation wants his deferred term to be 60 months as well. White makes a good point that the recommendation is TRIPLE the normal term.

He then loses the point by then arguing to shorten the standard term by HALF. Making a ridiculous request leaves you in a position where the Court ends up ignoring you......Why do this?

And it's telling what White doesn't expound upon as support for Nick:

• Nick's remorse
• Positive drug & alcohol recommendations
• Nick's attempts at bettering himself since the arrest

None of that's present.....

Moving on to the Letters​

• Bob's Letter

We don't see:

My son may have stumbled, but he has taken accountability for his missteps. He wants to go back to caring for his family and raising his children. I am proud of the progress he has made since last May and I still love him despite his mistakes.

Instead we have:

He drives his kids everywhere. His kids are so smart.

He also helps all the poor peasants in this community, including his brokie in-laws Go on vacation.

Good job, Bobert. I also don't get the double spacing between paragraphs

• Kayla's Letter

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around. And then, we get this:

Nick is so stunning and brave....truly an o7 moment, boys. He fights for my freedom (the next Manowar album will be about Nick).

Not sure who is bothered by his free speech and "activism". The idea that any halls of power tremble at the sound of Nick's microphone is laughable.

Nick is the city of the hill that Reagan spoke of, apparently.

• Megan Fox's Letter

She actually focused on things that would matter in this type of correspondence with the court.

• Diversion will be helpful and has helped tons of people
• Addiction affects lots of people
• Nick is remorseful
• This wasn't a good thing

Her letter is the best of the three, by far.



We'll hear from the state in response or when they get to speak at the hearing. We'll also hear from the judge for these things that don't appear to make any sense.

The transcripts will be good reading....

 

[Vibralldo]

From reading this comment it appears that Nick's PSI interview was absolutely awful.

I'm on Nick's side, I think the legal process should be fully transparent.

We should start with Nick's PSI interview.

I'm a fool. Part of me thought that Nick is retarded online but he'll at least lie and say he won't do drugs anymore when talking to the government because that actually matters.

I was wrong, Nick is retarded all the time.

 

[Briareus]

I'm on Nick's side, I think the legal process should be fully transparent.

We should start with Nick's PSI interview.

And then the bodycam footage, all for the sake of transparency Nicky!

 

[Desktop User2]

Addiction affects lots of people

Sure, but the cohort she cited had nothing to do with Nick. I guess for an uninformed person, maybe like the judge, that would make sense tho since he was in theory a lawyer.

 

[Captain Manning]

Just watched this...

@1:24

"And Kayla's... was written like she was held in custody by fucking Hezbollah."

Stop... please... I can't breathe...



Also, glad to see Sean agrees with me that's very possible both letters were ghostwritten by Nick.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZbW_Q-UDMMPreservetube

Kurt continues to praise Nick for being a “great father,” despite all evidence to the contrary.

People really do think that if you witness a parent not beating their children, and the children trying their hardest to win their parent’s approval, that the parent must be great. The fucking stupidity is appalling.

Every person who grew up in an abusive and neglectful home knows what it’s like to hear ignorant outsiders praise the people who are holding you hostage, all because they put on a good act. The resentment and disgust for that never leaves you.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around. And then, we get this:

Kayla has at least some vested interest in keeping Nick out of jail, she's the one living off of whatever funds he brings in through streaming, and despite being 100% complicit in what Nick was doing and being a child-neglecting cocaine user herself (she's the mother, after all) got the charges dropped. If it wasn't that all the courts' idea, then Nick has leverage against her.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

IANAL, but I've heard of feds obtaining warrants requiring hard drives to be decrypted in order for them to be inspected, too. In the case that the owner of the hard drive refuses to do so, or the hard drive is pre-emptively destroyed, I've also heard that jurors have been instructed to presume that hard drive contained the most damning information possible in the scope of the investigation.

That's all to say that Melton should encrypt his hard drive and he'll be completely safe

It's a circuit split issue. The 9th (CA and co.) believe that you cannot be forced to decrypt a hard drive as it is "analogous to a key to contents of the mind", in other words, self-incrimination (5th amendment) issue. The 5th (TX and co.), believe that since it's not a literal human mind the 5th amendment doesn't exist for encryption because the key is made by a "locksmith" (coders) and thus a key can be compelled (made) to break it, and will hold you in contempt until you comply.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

It really is depressing how many people are so retarded and incompetent they rely on food delivery services for not only meals but groceries even.
I've seen too many people in their 20s losing huge amounts of what little paychecks they have relying on delivery services because they can't spend an hour of their time shopping.

My wife and I literally had a discussion about this yesterday regarding our toddler. My wife grew up never knowing how to cook because her mother made all her meals (she is an excellent cook now). I grew up cooking entire meals when I was 13. My mother worked evenings and my father worked overnight and I was tired of his cooking (which was boiling hot dogs and throwing frozen fries into the oven). I found I actually really enjoyed cooking and my mother encouraged it by buying me some nice cookbooks. My wife and I want our child, at a young age, to be active in the kitchen and learning those skills. Honestly, I think basic life skills such as cooking, laundry, balancing your bank account should be things we bring back to schools.

Definitely incorporate cooking as an activity into their lives when they're old enough to handle it. You can start as early as kindergarten, just more on a question asking / light involvement. Spaghetti is good for this. With just even grabbing a handful to drop into the pot.
Just be careful, they may get the idea they can cook a full course breakfast meal for you at 5 in the morning,

I'd also say saddling them with the obligation to make a meal once a week for the family when they're old enough is good too. Encourage them to try making new things and give oversight the first few times.
Also important to take them shopping with you for ingredients so they know what to look for.

I'd like to have a little more hope for Nick's kid and assume that Nick is just telling the court that his own son is too incompetent to feed himself to save his own skin.

Nick absolutely would throw even his children under the bus to make himself look better / essential. Without realizing it paints a picture of an absolute failure of a father.

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around. And then, we get this:

Nick is off screen holding her bottle of xannys over the toilet while she writes it.


Tomorrow gonna be an interesting day.
I doubt we'll see anything regarding the cybercrime issues but boy would I love to see that come out.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kayla has at least some vested interest in keeping Nick out of jail, she's the one living off of whatever funds he brings in through streaming

Which, right now, is ZERO. He's getting considerable assistance on living thanks to Petrofac. His expenditures to fat greasy Melton are likely greater than any remnants of income he might have from things like the few remaining Locals subscribers he has left.

Nick's parents are pretty clearly suboptimal, but I'd like to believe they would not allow their grandkids and Kayla to starve to death if Nick got thrown in the county clink for a while.

If Nick goes with the breadwinner argument tomorrow, he should be sentenced to be beaten to death for the crime of insulting everybody's intelligence with such an obvious lie.

The judge probably won't give him the jail time anyways. Even though he totally should.

 

[Canard]

Did these people read this thread? A nice place gathering all of his online ramblings...

Almost feel sorry for them if they did, but not really they work in justice system afterall.