💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Strix454]

Nick is in Pretty Antisocial chat

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I would stand by saying that Nick is a drug addict, alcoholic and life failure who evidence would indicate did not prevent his own child from consuming cocaine. A guy so pathetic that minus his parents bailing him out, he would be living on the street in a cardboard box. A cuck. A guy whose house was foreclosed on. A guy whose only remaining social contacts are with pedos, trailer trash losers like grifty and horrific wine moms.

Enjoy being sober and enjoy felony probation dumbass. It all just gets worse from here.

 

[Captain Manning]

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I would ask what lies I ever told, but I think it's a rhetorical question at this point. It's also Nick, so IDGAF. Also, putting "credibility" in scare quotes is rich, coming from him.

One thing I can say is I stayed 100% out of his coke arrest and everything that followed (aside from commenting here, on the sidelines). That's 100% on him, and his biggest ongoing problem.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick is in Pretty Antisocial chat

Nick can never take back the infamous Dear John rant, but he could have apologized. Even if he didn't mean it, with his plea he had an opportunity to say something like "I was really fucked up on drugs, I barely remember what I said and the Nick that said those things isn't me, and that's not who I want to be anymore." Instead, Nick doubles down and says that he still means everything he said. What a slimy disgusting worm.

Sounded like Barnes just wanted to piss away the kid's legal defense fund on retarded shit. I would have thrown his ass out, too.

Too add on to this discussion, a lot has to be said I think for the fact that Richards (and his associate who I forget the name of, shaved head guy) were local attorneys, and that even if they were 'small time local lawyers' that could have given them an advantage where they know the local juror pool, they know the judge, and they know how best to present arguments in court for the local judiciary.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I would ask what lies I ever told,

Well if you repeated whatever Nick says then that’s a lie because all Nick does is lie

 

[Captain Manning]

Well if you repeated whatever Nick says then that’s a lie because all Nick does is lie

Well... SHIT.

You got me there.

I did repeat a lot of things Nick said during Weebwars. Oftentimes at his direction.

I hereby apologize to the Kiwifarms for my naive transgressions during the heydays of that now-dead subforum. Mea Culpa.

 

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"I'm sorry my vindictive psycho meltdown made you sad but I stand by everything I said"

Subsapient mongoloid belongs in a zoo. When has Aaron done anything half as cruel as the dear John stream?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is coping. Coping and seething.

Watching full court streams is just tedious as fuck and I'd rather have a competent summary of the case, relevant law and caselaw, than an entertainer getting wasted on stream talking over competent lawyers with decades of combined experience.

A recent actually good one was the judge delivering his verdict in the Mitchell v. Jobst thing. I was actually impressed at the same time as being humiliated for having bought Jobst's lies about the case, as the judge basically delivered a full explanation of "if you believed this jackass this is why you're a retard."

And I'd gone into that thinking "I want to tard rage at some idiot Cuckstralian judge delivering an obviously wrong decision because MURRICA IS BETTER!"

 

[Vibralldo]

"I'm sorry my vindictive psycho meltdown made you sad but I stand by everything I said"
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Subsapient mongoloid belongs in a zoo. When has Aaron done anything half as cruel as the dear John stream?

Aaron: "I should not have distributed that photo, it was a horrible mistake, I never should have done it, and I apologize."

Nick: "I stand by literally everything I said, but I'm sorry that it made you feel bad."

Retard: "Wow! Nick sure has more empathy than Aaron!"

 

[Not Really Here]

Does this obese, hideous blob know what Nick thinks of overweight people, especially women?

She was one of the first to request fat shaming.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

New Barneswalker filing:

REKIETA'S PRESENTENCE INVESTIGATION REPORT RECOMMENDS REKIETA SERVE 30 DAYS IN JAIL, 5 YEARS PROBATION, 80 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICE

Rekieta's lawyer asks for 12 months probation.

The only other letters other than from Megan Fox were from Nick's wife and dad.

The Barneswalker the presentence investigation report, saying: "In this case, Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has failed to deliver to this Court an adequate Presentence Investigation Report."

He states that the PSIR recommended a sentence of 30 days jail with credit for 2 days served, 5 years of probation plus 80 hours of community service.

Barneswalker asks for 12 months probation.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Hahahahaha! No fucking way
Someone in the Minnesota justice system who isn't a faggot? I refuse to believe it. It can't be true!
Nick will hang himself before being five years sober. We will get a Cokestream 2 within six months.

 

[Spergichu]

New Barneswalker filing:

REKIETA'S PRESENTENCE INVESTIGATION REPORT RECOMMENDS REKIETA SERVE 30 DAYS IN JAIL, 5 YEARS PROBATION, 80 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICE

Rekieta's lawyer asks for 12 months probation.

The only other letters other than from Megan Fox were from Nick's wife and dad.

Surely the Barneswalker will get a W in this case now with this homerun filing. How could the report even suggest Nick spend a month in jail when it means he can't attend NAMBLA Hackamania with his biggest and bestest friends MAPton and Juju?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Proof of life on Kayla, earlier rumours of flight from the Balldo appear unfounded.

"Lastly your honor, I would like to clarify I am NOT writing this under duress, my husband is totally COOL and BASED and LOVES FREEDOM and FUN and that upsets NERDS!"

Please God, Jesus, Santa, who-fucking-ever, if you enjoy a good laugh, have Nick go to jail and be forced to watch Fatrick MAPton's NAMbLA convention from the jailhouse computer room.
It is my only wish.

 

[There She Glows]

Why is everybody in that family obsessed with how much the kids get driven around? Half of Robert's letter is about driving and it gets a mention in Kayla's too. They're your damn kids and you organized and set their schedules by choice, stop bitching about it for christ's sake.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Proof of life on Kayla, earlier rumours of flight from the Balldo appear unfounded.

And yet… her letter is the shortest.

“Oh no your honor… please don’t take away my, uh, amazing husband…”

 

[JamFlowMan]

Why is everybody in that family obsessed with how much the kids get driven around? Half of Robert's letter is about driving and it gets a mention in Kayla's too. They're your damn kids and you organized and set their schedules by choice, stop bitching about it for christ's sake.

It must be the only thing they can honestly say Nick does, and even then they have to lie he was sober while doing so.

 

[Strix454]

Why is everybody in that family obsessed with how much the kids get driven around?

Because everything coming out of the "family" is being written by Nick. I really doubt Kayla wrote that thing.

 

[Sneed Force One]

And yet… her letter is the shortest.

“Oh no your honor… please don’t take away my, uh, amazing husband…”

I hope we see the victim statements released in Aaron's case.

Kayla, scrambling to defend her husband
A few limp, eighth-grade-level run-ons: “Please don’t be mean to my husband ”

Nick Rekieta’s victim impact statement
A two-page, overcooked stream-of-consciousness epic — part Ulysses, part cuck manifesto

 

[Captain Manning]

REKIETA'S PRESENTENCE INVESTIGATION REPORT RECOMMENDS REKIETA SERVE 30 DAYS IN JAIL

Uh oh! That's not good!

I wonder if the judge would agree to it, given the prosecution didn't ask for it? I also wonder if it would have to be served during Hackamania. That would be funny!

Now this makes me wonder if this was the impetus for Megan's letter. I, and others (i.e. @Strix454) couldn't figure out why she was asking for no jail time when the prosecution didn't ask for it. I guess this might be the answer. He possibly even asked her to write it.

5 YEARS PROBATION

Fair. Also gives him plenty of time to fuck up.

80 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICE

I hope when he's picking up crap along the side of the highway, he finds a discarded Jimmy John's wrapper and seethes about @Potentially Criminal.

Rekieta's lawyer asks for 12 months probation.

Now watch Nick seethe at White for that. In Nick's view, he probably thinks an appropriate punishment is 12 days probation, and the court tickles his balls.

 

[MooseGump]

Rekieta cope streams after community service would be funny

Would you believe they had me pick up trash by the side of the highway?? Aaron's still a cuck though