💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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[Chug Smuckle]

"You see when a man loves a woman, but her body is wrecked by pregnancies, the man brings in a failed radio host and his crack whore forming what's called a qover. So this is really all of your guys fault.*sniff*So the balldo, is a dildo for your balls."

 

[Strix454]

But you don't understand how bad Aaron really is. That makes it all ok

Yeah. Nick's stories about how Nick was a gay cuck who paid for the room his wife was done in really make Aaron look bad. Nick being buddies with a gay pedo like Melton also just brings endless shame to Aaron.

It takes a whole lot to make a dabbleverse cuck like Aaron look good in comparison coming out of a poly break-up. But Mission Accomplished Nick.

 

[SargonF00t]

I had noticed this little pivot. Rate me optimistic but I'm hoping his sudden wish for everything to be private (again) has something to do with an ongoing investigation regarding his Aaron obsession.

This is a tactic he has employed on multiple occasions.

He says he can't wait till he is able to tell his story, wanting you to think that there are critical things you don't know about and that is why you view him negatively now, but just you wait, you will soon completely change how you view him, once he is free to talk.

There is something about this cunt's dishonesty that infuriates me more than any other deceitful cunt in the Sector.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.

A freak balldo-related accident would be more poetic. Like if the battery in the vibralldo caught on fire.

 

[Burt Macklin]

A freak balldo-related accident would be more poetic. Like if the battery in the vibralldo caught on fire.

Lord cleanse my google search, but had to see if it's ever happened. It has!

Spoiler: Woman claims her sex toy nearly killed her and burnt down her apartment

Woman claims her sex toy nearly killed her and burnt down her apartment

Posting to the Confessions subreddit, she explained that she had used a vibrator a few weeks ago, and forgot to unplug it. It remained forgotten in her bed until it almost caused a fire.

She wrote: “I woke up with the thing going beside me because I got super drunk last night and rolled on top of it which flicked it on.

“It’s completely melted and my whole apartment smells like burnt plastic.

“I honestly think it was minutes away from setting my whole apartment on fire, which is both embarrassing and terrifying.”

She added: “Moral of the story always unplug your vibrator smh.”

A commenter urged her to contact the customer care team of the brand she got it from, adding: “That’s very dangerous and not up to hazard standards. These things should go through testing to ensure safety of use, and that doesnt sound like it passes. Might even be able to get a refund, since you say it was expensive!” [sic]

Another user said a similar thing happened to them: “I learned my lesson when my wand, plugged in for days, suddenly leapt in to the air, shooting flames. Thank goodness I was home and in the same room.”

Similar incidents have been reported in the past, with one Norwich woman telling The Mirror of how she was burned by an exploding vibrator.

Another outlandish incident in recent years was when The Daily Mail reported on how firefighters in Austria tackled a flaming vibrator found at the side of the road.

Although it’s an urban legend that the toys can catch fire from overuse, Adults Toy Guide recommends properly caring for your toys and only buying from legitimate buyers.

In a blog post, they say: “You can relax and feel confident that your properly cared-for vibrator will not set on fire! Many modern toys are fitted with failsafe systems to switch off if the motors overheat.

“The best way to be fully confident is to only buy your sex toys from a reputable buyer. Make sure that you check user reviews in advance of any purchase and do your research on the organisation.”

 

[drsb]

It blows the lid off "April was just a friend visiting" vs "the live-in cokehead nanny/girlfriend".

Isn't Nick's youngest kid 4 or 5? Sitting down and talking to a kindergartener about how mommy and daddy are fucking Uncle Aaron & Aunt April and guzzling each other's cum is borderline traumatic child abuse, and he knows the blowback he'd get. IDK much about CPS but I would think if they found out they were telling their kids (all under 16?) about sex, that's also borderline childhood grooming or some shit. Nick knows what a sick fuck he'd look like, but thank god for April. She just can't keep her meth-mouth shut!

Been watching the Menedez Brothers doc on Netflix. Hearing how their dad apparently talked to them about sex starting around the age of 4 to get them to suck his dick, fucking sick. With that case coming back in the spotlight everywhere, and what people think today (versus in the 90s) of child molesting, child grooming, child sex talk, etc. I think it could be another reason why Nick is all up in arms. Ya look like a sick fuck.


He didn't learn after all the talking he did about the polyqule doing drugs, getting interviewed by cops, and finding out live on air that they all got arrested, cops never tell you when they're going to make an arrest? I knew Aaron was dumb but come on dude.

I don't think it's "borderline" child abuse!!!!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.

I can, because wrangling an April means eventually she snaps and kills you, freeing you from punishment.

Forcing Nick to be a good and attentive father by society's standard until all of his children are completely independent of him would be a punishment so thorough and soul killing for him he'd suckstart a shotgun by the end of the first week.

 

[Pelican Bones]

New post from Balldo man:

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It's always funny to me that he will cope post to his few remaining locals morons... calm, aloof, focusing on family, protecting everyone's privacy...

Then immediately tard rages at the nonbelievers on twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

Why is he capitalizing normal words that aren't proper nouns like some kind of stimming autist?

The idea of Nick getting arrested in time for Christmas or the New Year for his cyber trespassing (?) because he was jilted makes me giggle.

My dream scenario is he pleads out on his coke/guns case, immediately starts up a gloatstream, and the cops beat down his door to arrest him for the other shit while he's streaming.

I don’t know why he thinks anyone cares. Keep it private or “tell the true story” no one is gonna care just like how nick never cared about amber heards’ truth or whatever. You’ll never convince the majority of people you aren’t an addict and child neglected

Whether or not Nick tells his we won't be getting the truth from this lying skelly. We'll have to do our own homework.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

O rest ye weary guntlmen, let easy your dismay
Rekieta our lawtube Pope plead guilty on this day
As Kayla, April, and Aaron were felted and arraigned
O tidings of balldos and cocaine
Balldos and coke
O tidings of balldos and cocaine

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Quick question when y'all think Nick and Melton will be charged on the cybercrimes email hack. I think it took them about 2-3 months to charge Aaron with Revenge porn and that was a pretty simple case. This is going to require all the discord stuff and videos from melton, subpoena of emails etc... its been about 4 weeks since aaron went to the cops I figure it will take 2-3 months so maybe January or February . Also with Melton constantly being the best witness against himself the cops are probably in no hurry cause he gives them the best case against fattycakes.

 

[drsb]

Quick question when y'all think Nick and Melton will be charged on the cybercrimes email hack. I think it took them about 2-3 months to charge Aaron with Revenge porn and that was a pretty simple case. This is going to require all the discord stuff and videos from melton, subpoena of emails etc... its been about 4 weeks since aaron went to the cops I figure it will take 2-3 months so maybe January or February . Also with Melton constantly being the best witness against himself the cops are probably in no hurry cause he gives them the best case against fattycakes.

Christmas would be fun... but what a great Valentine's Day gift that would make!

 

[AnOminous]

Quick question when y'all think Nick and Melton will be charged on the cybercrimes email hack. I think it took them about 2-3 months to charge Aaron with Revenge porn and that was a pretty simple case.

They might disappoint us and decide it's too complicated to mess with and instead just make him a worse plea offer in the drugs/guns/child neglect/abuse case with the threat of bringing the new felony if he doesn't take the deal.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

They might disappoint us and decide it's too complicated to mess with and instead just make him a worse plea offer in the drugs/guns/child neglect/abuse case with the threat of bringing the new felony if he doesn't take the deal.

i dont think that is going to happen this is a totally separate case , different police officers etc... and in a lot of ways the cybercrime case is worse than the other shit. Also I expect melton talking about how he is not going to jail daring the pigs to come him etc... has probably really pissed them off and yes judges and lawyers did get pissed if you fuck with them.

 

[Desktop User2]

i dont think that is going to happen this is a totally separate case , different police officers etc... and in a lot of ways the cybercrime case is worse than the other shit. Also I expect melton talking about how he is not going to jail daring the pigs to come him etc... has probably really pissed them off and yes judges and lawyers did get pissed if you fuck with them.

No, the possession case is way worse for them than some retarded lovers quarrel over the Internet. If Nick didn´t commit any wire fraud impersonating Aaron, I really doubt they will do anything if Nick behaves.
If he goes to trial, that might be something tho because he would be making the county lose their time.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

No, the possession case is way worse for them than some retarded lovers quarrel over the Internet. If Nick didn´t commit any wire fraud impersonating Aaron, I really doubt they will do anything if Nick behaves.
If he goes to trial, that might be something tho because he would be making the county lose their time.

the issue is invasion of privacy and intimidation of a witness it was obvious that nick and fat ass were conspiring to slowly leak Aaron's personal info to embarass him but they fucked up and leaked eveything up front. The cops don't like this sort of thing.

 

[Desktop User2]

the issue is invasion of privacy and intimidation of a witness it was obvious that nick and fat ass were conspiring to slowly leak Aaron's personal info to embarass him but they fucked up and leaked eveything up front. The cops don't like this sort of thing.

If Nick pleads out, Aaron wont be a witness.
I wonder when they look into the fat homosexual pedophile comms with Nick if they share it with Aaron, since he is the victim. If so, Aaron may have grounds for an RO against Melton and bankrupt him by basically eliminating his podcast raison d´etre.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The kids are alright.
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Edit: But wait, there's more! April didn't talk to the children (even though she said she did). Sure seems like Nick is worried about April's deleted tweet that's been re-circulating.
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"yOu pArSeD tHe sYnTaX wRoNg"

Fucking Balldo with his gay ass semantic faggotry.
He tries to play retarded lawyer word games he saw on Quincy with people IRL and eats a single Dorito smugly thinking its making him look so fucking smart lol.
It just proves to anyone watching what a slimy disingenuous retard he is.
No integrity.

Parsed the fucking syntax. Yeah ok Sophocles. You stick with that one.

 

[MeltyTW]

Fucking Balldo with his gay ass semantic faggotry.
He tries to play retarded lawyer word games he saw on Quincy with people IRL and eats a single Dorito smugly thinking its makes him look so fucking smart lol.

He didn't even parse the syntaxes wrong she said if it wasn't for the kids dad and her telling the truth to them.

So what is nick giving the talk while april feeds him answers through an ear piece in the next room? Cue cards? She didn't say "oh nick and I workshopped the truth and the best way to convey it and he told the kids himself without me"

What syntactic ambiguity is there? He's reduced to bill Clinton tier asking what "is" means