💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Schpoots said:
I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.
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The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.
 
This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”
 

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Oliver Onions said:
The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.
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I’m sure that would just DELIGHT Kayla, with all the miscarriages and problems she had getting pregnant.

I’ll bet you April would show up at their church cooing the baby while smiling innocently to Kayla.
 
SargonF00t said:
This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”
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>"Sorry, they will remain private."

Yeah I'll bet. Just like your marriage remained aggressively monogamous, right slugger?
 
Schwarzwald said:
This is @Fapcop erasure and I will not stand for it.
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Thank you friend!

We all know there are plenty of farmers who look at April, mock her in public, but in their hearts of hearts, their penis whispers “Would!” At a chance for a god honest, homewrecking, long legged Minnesota 6.

I will bear their cross. Alone and unthanked.
 
Oliver Onions said:
The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.
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When the Viagra commercials warn you about "do not take Viagra if you're taking nitrates for chest pain", "nitrates" includes amyl nitrate i.e. poppers. It probably is also bad to mix with the research chemicals Nick uses. Very likely he is totally impotent and capable of penetration only with a balldo.
 
SargonF00t said:
This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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I had noticed this little pivot. Rate me optimistic but I'm hoping his sudden wish for everything to be private (again) has something to do with an ongoing investigation regarding his Aaron obsession.

The idea of Nick getting arrested in time for Christmas or the New Year for his cyber trespassing (?) because he was jilted makes me giggle.
 
SargonF00t said:
This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”
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I don’t know why he thinks anyone cares. Keep it private or “tell the true story” no one is gonna care just like how nick never cared about amber heards’ truth or whatever. You’ll never convince the majority of people you aren’t an addict and child neglected
 
Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
I don’t know why he thinks anyone cares. Keep it private or “tell the true story” no one is gonna care just like how nick never cared about amber heards’ truth or whatever. You’ll never convince the majority of people you aren’t an addict and child neglected
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Between the DM leaks with his former janny and him sexting with April on Twitter - and obviously the legal docs - I think we already know the true story.
RIP baby Niggieta...
 
Schpoots said:
I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.
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She’s juuust about to hit the wall.

I’ll be generous and assume it’ll be at least five years till Nick starts grumbling about her “destroyed body” and look for a new replacement.

Nick paying alimony to April while still on the hook for child support would be pretty lulzy, ngl.
 
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