💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
TherapyMan said:
For undergrad, UT Austin (aka main campus UT) is a top 10 in the country public university (considered a "public Ivy" by some people's accounts) and generally a top university nationwide.* To get into a graduate program at UT, you generally need really stellar academics beyond what you'd need to get into their undergrad program. Pure fantasy from Nick that he had a snowball's chance in hell of transferring.

*The only reason why UT's acceptance rates are marginally higher than say, University of Virginia or NYU is because Texas has an automatic admission process for Texas students who are in the top 6% of their graduating high school class.
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Nick couldn't dream of getting within 500 miles of any of those schools.

And remember - this is a guy who, phrased very conservatively, came from a solid economic background, had two parents in the home, and went to a decent high school. He had every advantage but couldn't make the cut anywhere, either for college or for law school. He didn't have to work during school or even pay his own way. He has nerve thinking he's a "smarter-than-you" guy.
 
Nick defends pedos because he's dangerously close to being one.

I said what I said. Look at what his porn interests are, the comments he makes about his wife, his interests in younger women....

Slippery slope is a ski jump for Nicky.
 
Burt Macklin said:
This guy is fucking delusional. UT is a very good school. Had friends who tried to transfer into UT, even thru sports, and were rejected. The guy went to college where all you needed was a pulse and a pencil for a reason. He's proving that everyday. He truly thinks were all idiots.
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TherapyMan said:
For undergrad, UT Austin (aka main campus UT) is a top 10 in the country public university (considered a "public Ivy" by some people's accounts) and generally a top university nationwide.* To get into a graduate program at UT, you generally need really stellar academics beyond what you'd need to get into their undergrad program. Pure fantasy from Nick that he had a snowball's chance in hell of transferring.
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Too bad lying isn't an NCAA sport, then Nick could get into UT Austin and be like Texas Longhorns star Vince Young, literally the dumbest NFL quarterback in history who peaked in college, flopped in the NFL, went bankrupt, and got fired from a DEI job at UT Austin whilst racking up many DUI arrests. Definitely some similarities, maybe he'd be interested in sharing Kayla.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick prides himself on being true and honest about his sex life, mentioning he wishes his parents were more open about their sex life when he was younger... Except in this one specific case where his ex concubine claimed Nick and her talked to Rekieta's kids about their sex life. In fact, this in particular really seems to trigger him.

Funny and weird.
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Very funny and weird, your post inspired me to make this video:

Rekieta's Homeschool Sex Ed​


# Clips sources:
• Rekieta thinks it's good that his kids are going to see about his sex life | Rekieta's parents never talked to him about sex | Rekieta would like to know about his parents sex life | Rekieta thinks having kids destroys one's body
Kiwi Farms user @Shush clips
• Rekieta is an Exhibitionist | Rekieta let someone disparage him, his wife and his girlfriend | April is awesome | Rekieta wants to talk about April's genitalia | Kayla's private life was unconsensually broadcasted to the world | April's genitalia smells great | Rekieta wishes for April's hot pocket
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (November 8, 2024) | Nobody Likes Onions
• Rekieta is not a weird polygamous person and should not be messing with other woman
Rekieta Law Therapy Sessions re: Underwear Parties | Elissa Clips
• Rekieta used to think that you should not be talking about the sex life with your spouse, this is part of the marriage commitment
Drex Returns and We Talk Some Halloween Topics Like Being Married to Jada Pinkett Smith | Rekieta Law

# April's Tweet

# Song:
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Mouse Cop said:
Why does he even bother with these vagueposts? They contain no information.
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He's seething about something so he isn't able to contain his seething. He won't admit the truth, but he HAS to talk about it.

Either he thinks it'd be bad for his case or April and him did a bit more than just "talking' in front of the kids
Fapcop said:
He really is such a disingenuous piece of shit.

*Hates fat people and pedos.
*Moderately Sean comes on, HEYOO let’s fire up the unfunny sandwich jokes for the umpteenth time!
*Obese Melton waddles on, talks about fucking kids 24/7: Heya, no big deal! He hates the same guy Nick hates! Let’s tithe this gross tub of lard at 2am!
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I've yet to see anything Nick has been consistent on.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
Very funny and weird, your post inspired me to make this video:
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I´m still laughing at him thinking his kids being educated via Twitter about his limp dick and the vile crack whore was somewhat better than sitting with them explaining the birds and bees.
Not to mention that he confirmed our worst fears that the kids are indeed exposed to his sexting with the vile meth whore.
 
Desktop User2 said:
I´m still laughing at him thinking his kids being educated via Twitter about his limp dick and the vile crack whore was somewhat better than sitting with them explaining the birds and bees.
Not to mention that he confirmed our worst fears that the kids are indeed exposed to his sexting with the vile meth whore.
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Remember this faggot claims his kids are totally okay with their mom being a whore and their dad being a cuck and having a coke slut he parades around in public.

They're totally fine with getting dragged out of their home by cops, who beat down their door with a battering ram, begging for clothes because they're filthy from their scumbag dad not even giving them clean clothes, they're totally okay with not being fed, they're totally okay with having a whore for a mom and a cuck for a dad, who parades his coke slut all around town while every other kid in town knows what's going on.

Don't believe the evidence of reality, though, believe the lies of Nick Cokieta.

Father of the year here.
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Nick, go fuck yourself. Get aids and die. Homo cheerleader boy.

That's all I wanna say today to our top thread reader. Thanks for everything in here frens. Love this thread. Best archive of a losers failure of a life on the farms of all time.
 
Rich of this retarded skelly freak who thinks metabolites can be metabolised outside of the human body through mere interaction between a glove and strands of hair to think he can get admitted into one of the top universities in the country. It might be hard for him to realise that reading a few abstracts won't make the cut.
parsnip said:
I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?
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He's "joked" about marrying his children to local Somali Muslims or something in similar paedophilic gross fashion before. Back then, most probably awkwardly blew it off as a morbid disgusting joke but now knowing that his KEEEDZ are in the way of his ideal libertarian lifestyle, there's a non-zero chance that he'd actually go through with it.

Gator fantasies about procreation with a blonde Aryan Puerto Rican while skelly wants to marry his children to Muhammad Al-cracka-deala. Sad.
 
It feels like nicks been quiet since his "heavy stuff at home" happened. I wonder if he's been begging ralph to not snake
 
It's very funny and weird that the rediscovery of April's comments implying her and Nick talked to his kids about their sexual relationship affected Nick enough to break his silence and even make a new blog post.

Is he just worried that it'd look bad for his case, or is he afraid that people will learn they did more than just talk to the kids about sex?
 
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AnOminous said:
Remember this faggot claims his kids are totally okay with their mom being a whore and their dad being a cuck and having a coke slut he parades around in public.

They're totally fine with getting dragged out of their home by cops, who beat down their door with a battering ram, begging for clothes because they're filthy from their scumbag dad not even giving them clean clothes, they're totally okay with not being fed, they're totally okay with having a whore for a mom and a cuck for a dad, who parades his coke slut all around town while every other kid in town knows what's going on.

Don't believe the evidence of reality, though, believe the lies of Nick Cokieta.

Father of the year here.
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john marston said:
Very strange. I wonder if Nick will see this post, and talk about how Kiwi Farmers are dreaming about him now.
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I have had at least a half dozen dreams about visiting Nick in Minnesota. Both just me because I happened to be there and also because dream Nick had some fan shindig dream there.
 
Vibralldo said:
It's very funny and weird that the rediscovery of April's comments implying her and Nick talked to his kids about their sexual relationship affected Nick enough to break his silence and even make a new blog post.

Is he just worried that it'd look bad for his case, or is he afraid that people will learn they did more than just talk to the kids about sex?
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I'm convinced Nick's freak-out and parsing about April's tweet is related to BOTH cases. Keep in mind that Kristen Pierce is the ADA for both.

- I think it's related to his CPS case (he's still being monitored, for sure) because he was also very concerned with Keanu's public revelation about April in the second home. They have likely created a paper trail that April's presence is problematic.

- I think it's related to the criminal case due to the possible no-contact order that this thread has discussed at length. Nick may be trying to carve April out of said no-contact in the plea agreement. His efforts to do so is compromised by her tweet saying that she's discussed sex stuff with the kids. It's not a coincidence that she protected her X account right after the mysterious delay in the guilty plea.

IANAL but my understanding is that plea agreements can be fairly flexible. This is all pure speculation.
 
Vibralldo said:
Is he just worried that it'd look bad for his case, or is he afraid that people will learn they did more than just talk to the kids about sex?
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It blows the lid off "April was just a friend visiting" vs "the live-in cokehead nanny/girlfriend".

Isn't Nick's youngest kid 4 or 5? Sitting down and talking to a kindergartener about how mommy and daddy are fucking Uncle Aaron & Aunt April and guzzling each other's cum is borderline traumatic child abuse, and he knows the blowback he'd get. IDK much about CPS but I would think if they found out they were telling their kids (all under 16?) about sex, that's also borderline childhood grooming or some shit. Nick knows what a sick fuck he'd look like, but thank god for April. She just can't keep her meth-mouth shut!

Been watching the Menedez Brothers doc on Netflix. Hearing how their dad apparently talked to them about sex starting around the age of 4 to get them to suck his dick, fucking sick. With that case coming back in the spotlight everywhere, and what people think today (versus in the 90s) of child molesting, child grooming, child sex talk, etc. I think it could be another reason why Nick is all up in arms. Ya look like a sick fuck.

Melty Butter said:
- Wrt any charges, he said that the cops won't tell him (Aaron) beforehand so he'll probably find out on the Farms (9:05). At least he gives credit where it's due.
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He didn't learn after all the talking he did about the polyqule doing drugs, getting interviewed by cops, and finding out live on air that they all got arrested, cops never tell you when they're going to make an arrest? I knew Aaron was dumb but come on dude.
 
Biggus McDickus said:
Nick, go fuck yourself. Get aids and die. Homo cheerleader boy.

That's all I wanna say today to our top thread reader. Thanks for everything in here frens. Love this thread. Best archive of a losers failure of a life on the farms of all time.
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In most other threads this shit would be getting top hats; here it's totally deserved.

I for one want him to live and publicly lay in the bed he has made, forever insisting it isn't a bed and he is in fact standing.
 
parsnip said:
I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?
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His whole front for blocking the bodycam release was "Ermagerd! Kiwi pedos all just want to eye-rape my precious kidderinos!" (he knew as well as anyone that was bullshit, but it was his claimed objection)
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
Very funny and weird, your post inspired me to make this video:

Rekieta's Homeschool Sex Ed​

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You know, once upon a time I unironically was ready to believe that all of Nick's infamous lamentations about his parents not having been more open about their sex life just had to mean something so mundane as the best case scenario where he and Bob were grown adults chilling on the front porch for man-to-man locker room talk over scotch and cigars away from the women and children on a holiday weekend, at which point Nick finally leveled with Bob about how he and Kayla had gotten bored with each other and were looking for ways to "spice things up," followed by Bob finally leveling with Nick about how he and Celeste were once stuck in the same conundrum and solved it by quietly swinging for decades up to and including repeated trips to Hedonism II, and his sage advice was that Nick and Kayla should try it out as a last-ditch effort to cure their marital woes. Then, when Nick did exactly that and experienced every fleeting dopamine rush that he mischaracterizes as "fun" or "joy" or whatever, he then lamented how he simply wished his parents had clued him in about "the lifestyle" earlier, because if they had, he would have been able to enjoy whatever benefits he saw in it for that many more years of his short life.

I was genuinely ready to believe in that best case scenario, but instead, now, his choice this week to go out of his way to defend April's utterly insane tweets can leave no choice but to expect that the NC-17 edition of "sex ed" has been going on in that household and he wishes his parents had done him the same courtesy. Why the fuck else wouldn't he have immediately kicked her to the curb for tweeting that shit with a straight face? :cryblood:(:_(
 
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